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Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Since Maria Menounos is greek, I don’t know if we can call her ass her ass or if we have to call it a vagina – since every greek woman I’ve had sex with has lived up to the legacy of their historical and cultureal commitment to anal sex….from philosophers and great thinkers banging young boys they taught…to the ghetto diner owner’s daughter…anal sex is as greek as Souvlaki…and if you’ve ever fucked a real greek girl she’ll ask you to use olive oil as lube, like it’s one of their grandmother’s tradition passed on generation to generation, or they’ll just let you go in raw – becuase all the olive oil they eat keeps their assholes well lubricated… Someone should do scientific research on this, because I swear, it’s fact… Maria Menounos is not interesting, she’s just a failed celebrity who ended up in a cheesy entertainment show, but she is household as a name – to perverts who had to watch the show…Mary Hart to this generation of perverts…but she’s pushing 40 and like all greek women in their 40s…her ass is fucking huge and that alone is more than enough to stare at… The post Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day

I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did. According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive… I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot… TO SEE MORE OF HER OUT IN A SPORTS BRA CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele’s Man Face Boy Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Could Lea Michele be pregnant….is that what a girl mourning the death of her fake fiance who died of a drug overdose when she was probably back home fucking her actual boyfriend in season 6 of GLEE…. Or is she a dude, without WOMB, who is just getting a beer belly because that’s what happens to 98 percent of men when they become old, irrelevant and leave the glory days behind them…it ususally happens with marriage, but it also happens with extreme laziness from giving up on life… Either way, she’s in a bathing suit and at least she’s not the cast member from GLEE who is getting charged with KIDDIE PORN…like a fucking sick, mentally disturbed, sexual deviant you’d expect to be on a show like Glee…you know fully molested by your dad and directors and producers for the Hollywood dream…because Hollywood is a terrible fucking place…filled with EVIL…and Lea Michele in a Bathing suit rocking an awkward body… Upon closer look – I don’t see a dick….but I do see a non existent ass with a tattoo and I like it…even though I’m not a Lea Michele fan and never will be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lea Michele’s Man Face Boy Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

Natasha Poly is a Russian model, not a whore, stop thinking like that…you asshole… If this was 1985 communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 12, because both her parents died of hypothermia in a work camp taking our heroine on an international whirlwind life in the sex trade….suckin’ dick internatiomnall for the mob…until realizing they could make her a model…I would be more into Natasha Poly… But the real story is that started modeling in 2004, she is married…which kinda makes her really fucking boring…at least to me…because rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns to seem busy or productive….isn’t really all that inspiring to me…. I like my girls more broken…and desperate…down on their luck and hungry.. So here she is in VOGUE representing nothing good…because I think the focus should always be on the actual whores who don’t make it…they have more personality, substance and edge… The post Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez – Bikini Top at a Club Despite Being Old of the Day

Jennifer Lopez reminds me of a stripper I used to get lap dances from on the weekly….because I am a married man and having a connection with a set of 50 year old tits that had no business being in the strip club – not because she was fat – but because she was old. but that were still in the strip club – giving lap dances like it was still the glory days – because people like me appreciated her hustle… She reminded us of the good old days, she thought she was still in the good old days, she brought 90s stripper to life, she didn’t make us feel like a creep grabbing her olde tits because she’s been down that road so many times – rather than some 18 year old doing it to live the hip hop life..she felt familiar…not good – pretty soft actually -but familiar… Like Jennifer Lopez, she was weathered…but reminded us of when our lives were younger and better, so they just kept her coming it, it didn’t harm anyone, and she didn’t realize all the young people laughed at her, because the money still flowed in and guys still grabbed her tits, giving her the illusion she was still what she was… No one around J.Lo will tell her to shut the fuck up, they all want to make money off her, or do make money off her, so no matter how desperate she is, she’s still J.Lo…with her loyal fans….milking it so hard she’s killin’ it…and not in a good way, as her body slowly kills itself with aging…because she’ old…yet still at clubs in bikinis…it makes no sense – but it happened… She’s so old…hosting clubs – this is so weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez – Bikini Top at a Club Despite Being Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver – Science Experiment for The Edit of the Day

Josephine Skrive is some whore that was created in a lab…thanks to some narcissistic god complex Marine Biologist dad, all mad scientist and funded by Victoria’s Secret in some country where CLONING is legal…created this creature of greatness in a test-tube…using a surrogate lesbian womb…raising her like she was human and not some freak experiment gone right… Well, like all experiments…her genetic modification has allowed her to be the model of the year with the most hype – because real humans are so flawed, we need designer humans… I guess things are good for now, but eventually like an car, parts will start falling off, possibly starting with her vagina, but maybe it’ll just be some weird cancer from fucking with NATURE….but until then…here she is looking good for THE EDIT… I wish some of the hookers I have been with were more genetically modified, than organic and grown in the dumpster they must have crawled out..but I guess money buys happiness and better women… The post Josephine Skriver – Science Experiment for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Working It while Barely Working of the Day

Sometimes, the bootleg rich kid sister is in some attention seeking pics…that are worth staring at…thanks to her hard nipples…on her fake tits…that I don’t mind looking at…because she’s used her family money for plastic surgery instead of donating it to charity…reminding us of the vapid existence all these self involved pigs have… The post Bella Hadid Working It while Barely Working of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is such a whore…but she’s shameless and she knows that the stars aligned in making her big tits go viral when the only viral she probably thought she’d ever have was the herpes she got back in College during Spring break, but in the back of her mind, you know she would look at other big tits and think “my tits are just as big, therefore I should be as big”… I don’t know if she gets paid, I know she’s rich and her dad is some Tax evading Bahamian who finances her life with his “jewelry” business…so she took her trashy rich kid with access to a magical place…we call Los Angeles where big tits get on TV and that’s pretty much all she’s accomplished…but with big tits, puberty was the only thing she needed to master and clearly she tit.. What I am saying is that people, you and me and everyone between LOVE big natural tits…I blame breast feeding… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears is the Memorial Day Queen of the Day

This is the hottest Britney “the mom years” Video ever… Like the homecoming queen, or the prom Queen, or the Queen of England, or the queen at the drag show doing its make-up – Britney Spears is Everything..and this video she posted is what makes her the Memorial Day Queen.. It’s a little slow motion, pull out of the pool and beach yourself in a bikini…. She is our forever girl. She’s forever. She is always. Not just on Memorial Day and not just someone we’ve left in the early 2000s, she’s iconic and immortal…even when she falls a apart….and for that she is a spirit to us all…just not her family, she’s a puppet to them…that’s how the afford the pool… Let this video inspire you…for a better tomorrow…and that you may need to be a medicated sculpted hunk of muscle and flesh to really be careless and free…or maybe you just need to be rich and Britney Spears to really not give a fuck…or maybe we can all be like this…so girls….get in your fucking bikinis… This is what everything is about..EVERYTHING.. The post Britney Spears is the Memorial Day Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day

Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever… Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter.. People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to….. Make that money… The post Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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