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Ava Sambora CameltoeHits Rock Bottom Before it Even Starts of the DAy

Ava Sambora is this amazing, cute, young, youthful, babe that Heather Locklear shat out of her during her Melrose Place Bon Jovi groupie years… She’s rich, she’s got a budget to be creating content and her own career as a lifestyle blogger, like a Kardashian only less troll like, and more blonde, fit and youthful on the beach… You know Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween… who may not even be troubled, but just part of the era of social media stardom, and is now taking her modeling to the bottom of the fucking barrel… You may not know this, but this water company, who I avoid always, since it is owned by an evil paparazzi dude who tried to sue me at least once, understands that staged shitty paparazzi pics on the beach – get picked up by the press… They use that basic, bottom of the barrel fact to get girls into working for them for free, sometimes even promising them the “billboard” on the Sunset Strip which is a whole pile of bullshit… The girls they get are washed up, playboy cyber girls and other bottom feeding paparazzi whores…normally escorts…But the pics get picked up, since dude owns the pap agency and blogs like bikini pics… So it makes absolutely no sense, why a connected girl would look at this route and think it’s good strategy… She should just call me – I can help.. This is the equivalent of a finding out your daughter is on heroin…not just weed. Bad. So bad. Hot ass though. Hot young ass though… Ava…Answer my instagram message. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ava Sambora CameltoeHits Rock Bottom Before it Even Starts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Pops That Booty of the Day

At least Bella Thorne Gets it… I know what you are all thinking but I was realllllly trying to climb in that bird cage .. Can’t hate a girl with a sense of humor using social media to win, in the most basic of ways, if anything all girls should be doing this…and I guess all girls are doing this…as they should… They call it the dumbing down of America, just a group of primates excited by a tit because all they do is watch porn all day… but I call it amazing…. Here is a video of her asking for sex… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Pops That Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Old Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day

Thug in Woman’s Panties Sex in the Truck Father Teaches Kid How to Smoke Classy Knock Out Dumb Woman VS Bull…Poor Bull Nazi Loving 7-Eleven Employee Filipino X-Ray Security on the Job Drunk Driver VS Concrete Wall Husband Beat by Wife’s Brother for Cheating The post The Old Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day

I like tracking irrelevance…especially when that irrelevance is in the form of an ego, who thinks she’s important and of value, and who charges brands a lot of money to promote their products, like a bootleg Kardashian who likely has the same plastic surgeon, because of that whole being LA thing… So Em Rata was an instagram model, who wasn’t even really that good at instagram, who cleverly did a nude shoot because she has great tits, and those tits changed her fucking life, they got her in a music video, put her on the map and got her fucked by Ben Affleck for his movie, totally legitimizing her…garnering millions of fan…not including me, since she blocked me… And now this mall brand called Express put out a video of her 14 days ago, which is a lifetime in internet terms… And it got 1800 views… 1800 people out of her “engaged”, obsessed, fan base watched the video…because no one fucking cares bitch, just keep showing us the tits.. At least, for her, she managed to trick this brand to probably bay her 100,000 dollars or more, when she converts for shit… The end is near…because she’s not even hot…she’s just a fucking lie…a lie no one believes in…except maybe her boyfriend she probably cheats on….for opprotunity…because take what your bird face can get…right…I say stick to showing us your tits. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day

Selena Gomez likes to brag about dying of Lupus or being on Chemo when it is convenient for her…and her marketing… She also like so to show off her fat body, fat tits, that are used to balance out that fat body, and blame Lupus and Chemo for it…. Yet bitch posts videos, that we know McDonalds’ paid for, of her scarfing down a burger and bragging about eating a happy meal the previous week. Now, she’s a Disney kid, she works for brands, she’s a puppet and vehicle for them to reach their core audience….I get that… But if bitch was really dying and not eating organic, while poisoning herself with this shit for a dollar..to make kids eat this shit that is TOXIC… She fucking deserves to die prematurely… TO SEE BORING SELENA GOMEZ PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day

Rihanna wore a see through dress…because she’s subtle…while singing the dumbest fucking songs around…that people fucking love and that made her worth hundreds of billions of dollars…and the right to attend events in see through dresses…something we shouldn’t hate…because that would discourage this kind of behavior when all I want is for it to be more spread vaginaed…. Here she is in a magazine called VOGUE The post Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day

Miley Cyrus skinny ass twerk for social media, is a lot of awkward, not so erotic, very “little boy” like which I guess is what people who go to Thailand for vacation like… But she does it with such conviction, like she doen’t give a fuck about humilating herself because she’s such a coddled ego, that her face is straight, she’s not joking, this is like some crumping in the hood, but so vanilla.. She’s been rumored to have gone the “house wife route” with her fiance, but she just posted this and I believe she’s got a lot more vagina flashing left in her, both before and after her pregnancy, which is fun so that we can compare the before and after… The post Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day

Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before. They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit… It’s fucking ghetto, but people fucking love them, and in Daphne Joy’s case, one of those people was 50 cent who she didn’t waste anytime getting knocked up by, because despite his being “broke”…she will still get a solid 20,000 dollar a month check to raise their baby, until the kid is 18, even if she ends up with this dude she’s in a bikini with named Jason Derulo, also black…. I guess she’s got a type. Rich dudes who like cheesy hooker looking asian bitches with cheesy fake tits…and an instagram following based on lies and bullshit. What Cheesy staged paparazzi pics of a bitch I doubt anyone cares about, even after they pay her for anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day

Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star… I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST …. Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird The post Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day

It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to. She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last. Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing…. So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills… Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying… TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE The post Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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