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Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker… What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her. From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities. I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models. But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her. The post Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40 and I like to promote anything she’s doing. Not because I like her or think she’s all that hot or great or interesting. She’s pretty fucking basic, standard and her tactics are obvious….but for some reason I have this fantasy I obsess over, where she’s 40 and a mom, and this is her trolling us in some documentary on how dumb we are as a people, buying into some slutty pics of some girl who claims to be 18… I keep saying the same story, but yes, that’s what obsessing is. I mean I could go into her career, some bullshit stories about her fitness routine, or what her diet or love life is. I could help perpetuate her, or I could talk about the sexual things I would do to her when she was asleep at a college party, knowing I wouldn’t get expelled from college, because I’m not even a student there…I watched some college rape documentary last night that Lady Gaga wrote the song for…and she’s rumored to be college age…but college and college rape doesn’t apply to her…when you can just focus on the superficial self promotion…who only fucks to get ahead…her hippie stage parents taught her right… I’d much rather look at her thinking she’s a soccer mom who likes fitness… Either way, she’s in lingerie for some magazine…that may not be an authentic magazine, you never know with all these instagram accounts…but that is something…that gets her half naked which excites everyone….mainly you… The post Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo On Instagram of the Day

I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic… Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”… Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”….. Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”.. Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…?? The post Jojo On Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Aniston did this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that is a little theatrical, seeing as she’s holding a falcon on some very weird concept shit, in what looks like a see through lace top cupping what seems like a great tit, and the other pictures of her standing in water from afar with her reflection because two Jennifer Anistons is better than one according to Jennifer Aniston….you know it’d have to be theatrical to think that at 50 she’s still hot, or a love interest in a movie, she’s managed to fool audiences this long to think her hard nipples were actually something in their 30s….but the jig is up, her and Cameron Diaz can makeway for actually hot chicks who can play themselves in movies and TVs and who cost a fraction of the price… Sure this grandma is one of the last generations of “actors” who scammed the system and got paid a lot of fucking money without having to work or be engaging…but now…the world knows who people actually want to see – and it’s not Jennifer Aniston – unless of course she’s playing a falconeer… I still find it funny that Brad Pitt left her and that no one has ever knocked her up because she was too busy staring in bunk quality content…. I like to laugh at failures of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars…for the dumbest fucking reason to be worth hundreds of millions dollars…a reason I call FRIENDS> … The post Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day

Hilary Duff wants you to see that she’s got tits, you know tits that balance out her thick, fit, cross fit looking body, which isn’t really a good thing, it’s a thick thing, that would be hard to take down in a wrestle, or drag into a back alley after roofies set in….which isn’t something I endorse, but is something that you’d need to get within 10 feet of this girl, she’s famous and doesn’t congregate with your type…but she does do whatever she can for you to stay engaged in whatever it is she’s marketing….which includes, but isn’t limited to…letting you look down her shirt…so considerate of her…right.. The post Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day

The photographer is VICE’s original cover photographer Ryan McGinley, who like VICE has gone totally fucking mainstream, because mainstream is where the money is, and now all these hipster “artists” from the late 90s are billionaires…and why the fuck not, it’s better than the same blue blooded assholes perpetuating bullshit, exploiting the poor…I’ll take my billionaires ex heroin using, drunks from the mean streets of Montreal..before becoming enterprising social climbers documenting cool, which and of itself is so not fucking cool… Well, he shot Anna Ewers, who rhymes with sewers and who reminds me that I’d human centipede her she’s so good, just to have her ass in my face..I don’t care what weird model shit she ate, and what weird model shit I’m eating, I’d just bathe in her septic tank knowing it came from her. I’m romantic like that… But not as romantic as this fashion shoot in the Making of a Murderer scrap yard…high concept, maybe not, but still a better concept than “girl in bed”…from instagram… I dig it… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day

The photographer is VICE’s original cover photographer Ryan McGinley, who like VICE has gone totally fucking mainstream, because mainstream is where the money is, and now all these hipster “artists” from the late 90s are billionaires…and why the fuck not, it’s better than the same blue blooded assholes perpetuating bullshit, exploiting the poor…I’ll take my billionaires ex heroin using, drunks from the mean streets of Montreal..before becoming enterprising social climbers documenting cool, which and of itself is so not fucking cool… Well, he shot Anna Ewers, who rhymes with sewers and who reminds me that I’d human centipede her she’s so good, just to have her ass in my face..I don’t care what weird model shit she ate, and what weird model shit I’m eating, I’d just bathe in her septic tank knowing it came from her. I’m romantic like that… But not as romantic as this fashion shoot in the Making of a Murderer scrap yard…high concept, maybe not, but still a better concept than “girl in bed”…from instagram… I dig it… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day

Selena Gomez went big the other day at Paris Fashion week, in an era where going big means wearing a pretty revealing dress, with a lot of tit and chubby leg exposed, all while flashing her nude colored panties…because when you’re dying of LUPUS and in and out of CHEMOTHERAPY…all sick and throwing up everyday….wondering if it will ever end…going to fashion week and dressing slutty like it was a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION trip…is the only logical thing you can do…in a “I don’t give a fuck, sexualize me like we sexualize everything, this is the porn generation and as strong women, here’s my vagina without showing vagina”….she’s probably on her period and/or not willing to commit to that level of proud to be a woman bullshit.. Either way, she’s on some kind of hustle you like…because she’s still got pervert fans that haven’t given up on her, even though I’ve never found her anything more than “cute for a Mexican”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day

People are so pumped that Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper were together during Paris Fashion week. There are paparazzi pictures of it going around….that I haven’t bothered looking at…. Not because I’m one of those weirdos who is against seeing rich and famous womanizers gettiing hot “published models”, I mean that’s just the circle of fucking life, if you want to have hot chicks, make fucking money, be the best at what you do, workout…dude deserves any pussy he wants…I’m just amazed that he’d commit to just one, what’s th fucking point when there are a million Irina Shayk’s out there….and even if she was on her best behavior…is still one girl in a world of many…. I just hate paparazzi pics…but I don’t hate Irina Shayk, this hooker / model / sugar baby / gold digger has used her looks and I guess intelligence, since Russians are very bright, calculated, soulless people, to take her to the top, and not just the top of A-List cock… She’s amazing…but these pictures fucking suck… She’s re-booked her lingerie campaign… A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Mar 9, 2016 at 3:15am PST The post Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Possibly “Real” Uncensored Nude of the Day

Eariler today, I posted this BRUCE JENNER MASTURBATION VIDEO AS CAITLYN Earlier this week, Kim Karadashian posted a censored version of this picture, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, that wanted the world to see her post – baby body when properly designed by having a few ribs removed, in waist training, fat transfer, plastic surgery, while photoshopped to fucking shit… Then she milked it by taking on the women who were calling her out for being a shameless whore that is a bad for the youth, since the youth are all starting to look like her…and all have the same weird body shape that she created through her surgery…and I don’t even know how these girls are getting these small wastes and huge asses…but it’s ugly bootleg and Lowgrade Kardashian regardless… And now here’s the rumored uncensored version, that I am gong to assume is a fake even if it’s real, because this bitch is a plastic, fake, monster…and she’s milking it… In more important news – Courtney Stodden did a spoof of the picture – because Kim Kardashian is a leader of the attention seeking whores…doesn’t she have a sex tape also? THAT’S RIGHT SHE DOES – HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THESE SEX TAPING WHORES The post Kim Kardashian’s Possibly “Real” Uncensored Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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