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Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day

It looks like Uma Thurman, the tits Quentin Taratino was fucking obsessed with in the 90s, are still tits…only now they are set on a skinny body…that really make her massive man hands pop…something I guess she’s into…and I am not too sure if this is for a movie, or family vacation…in St Barths…I just know that she’s rocking a vintage bathing suit, that reminds me of some old silent film from Paris in the early 1900s, that you’d see on a dude diving into a barrel..but in this case on tits with dude hands…which I guess is the same thing…in what is a tribute to the rich culture of France…or just her tapping into a really weird fetish….or swim fashion that should not make a comeback…but she’s still got those tits…and it’s still bathing suit pics..that are essentially the foundation of my existence…sex tapes and bikinis…motherfuckers… TO SEE THE PICS < a href="http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=76980" target="_blank"> CLICK HERE The post Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus “topless” with Strap-On in Concert of the Day

At what point in a stage show, does it go from pop concert, to pornographic live sex show…and why is MIley Cyrus the leader of this exhibitionism…. What is wrong with being subtle, a lady, delicate…clothed…suggestive..still a slut…but give me a bit of a fantasy…work the audience, foreplay, seduce, mentally fuck us…why go straight for the penetration.. This is exactly what I have against porn, I’m a romantic, I want to be compelled, sucked in, to feel like I want nothing but to inside a bitch…but instead it’s just throat fucking and close up penetration with average at best, cheesy as fuck, losers… Yes, I’ll watch the penetration, but a dick in a pussy, pounding…or a you ng, tight body fully naked on stage…just isn’t cerebral enough, it’s just “Look at my tits, I’m an artist, I’m edgy”….gone wrong…because it discounts everything by giving us everything we want to see. I’ll still look at this circus…because I like a naked starlet…I can’t hate on the trend of girls being naked because I like a naked starlet…but I can say…that I’d like to see the primates, chronically masturbating, retards who need instant gratification…need more mental stimulation…stop givin’ it away…I need to have exclusives…and as long as these bitches do, and give it for free…the more and more irrelevant I become… This is an attack on our freedom…these goddamn harlots… Oh…it’s not really topless, that would be illegal unless in a strip club, it’s just fake titty bikini top….she got me with the Low Res pics…but I guess she is clever enough to keep her actual nudity for controlled photoshoot environments… Here is a video: The post Miley Cyrus “topless” with Strap-On in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all… From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people… The post Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all… From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people… The post Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day

Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin.. Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in… The post Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex… It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex.. I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb. The post Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Connelly is an old…I mean I remmeber jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos… Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits and focus on taking good roles… She’s one of those actors who never offended me in her acting, because she’s good…and that takes a lot for me to say…since I am convinced acting requires zero to no talent…and is usually just about the tits…but sometimes tits open the door…to let other things shine….but maybe I’m just hungover…as I usually am… The post Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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