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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence.. Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges… Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’… To see her at an event…..promoting shit…. CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thora Birch is the mid 30s actress you’v enever heard of….because she hasn’t done anything in the last 10 years…but if you’re an old pervert, or a hipster obsessed with the 90s, dressing like you’re on the fucking Cosby show, you’ll remember her as the child star in movies like Hocus Pocus and some other shit…. Then she hit puberty and became the star of a lot of independent films, that brought new life to Hollywood, before totally being back burnered for blockbuster, actor driven garbage we have today… So she was the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in America Beauty because she wasn’t the alien headed American Pie chick…or the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in Ghost World because she wasn’t Scarlett Johansson…you know the awkward other girl…with the tits… Well, I guess she’s making a comeback, because why else would she be in this magazine, and really the only picture worth looking at is the one in the granny panty diaper…spread legged looking awkard and doughy…with some tit… Take it in, welcome her back…via masturbation like she was still that 13 year old girl you had a crush on in that Hocus Pocus porn…because you’re weird… The post Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kiera Weathers Boob Tit of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kiera Weathers is an X-Factor winner…or contestent…or finalist…I don’t fucking know, I don’t watch any of this shit, what I do know is that her tit fell out of her dress…and that’s better than any award, title, reality show, or performance that she’s ever been part of…because I like nipples…I like breasts…I like grabbing them, I like licking them, I even like cumming on them, but in my defence. I like cumming on all kinds of things…it’s like a dog pissing on a everything to mark my territory… Oh here’s a clip with hat cunt Rita Ora it seems trying to draw more attention to herself… But we can all agree.. the nipple, although dull, is still more interesting… Here’s one of my favorite Youtube Voices….with the most insanely written…and spoken…Celebrity News…I don’t know if this is english, or human, but it’s great.. I think we can all agree…this was done on purpose.. The post Kiera Weathers Boob Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is in bikinis in Self Magazine, which would make a lot more sense if it was called “Pretending to Be Someone Else” Magazine…and I guess the good news is that she’s not in Shape…literally…but it’s the same caliber of shitty pictures…and they also made a video… Watch this on The Scene . And here are the pictures..where you can see the difference between photoshopped images and not photoshopped video screengrabs…where she’s all belly jelly bean shaped…and equally relevant but eager, fame whoring, and desperate to succeed…in both…. The post Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Maggie Duran…she’s a bit of an instagram model – so let’s call this whore what she’s been working on….and that’ @Maggiedurann …. Now I don’t know @Maggiedurann….so maybe I’m an asshole in assuming that she’s some narcissist show off who thinks she deserves to be in front of the camera… Or that she’s trying to become famous, or at least famous enough to get dudes with money to make her babies… Because it’s the dream…everyone wants that fame for nothing…and in some cases..like in @Maggiedurann’s case..they’ll get naked enough for it.. Making her pretty fucking amazing…the kind of Christian who puts her tits out there for everyone to see…because it’s just tits, the tap of life for babies everywhere, and not a fuck video.. I believe the fame whore, social media whore, instagram model movement is dead, it’s boring…but I guess as long as the low levels are putting their tits out there for “art”..there’s still value to what they do…beause we like tits…and need girls showing them… The post Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emmy Rossum is some girl who gets naked on TV because it was the only way she’d get work…and I don’t hate her for that…I hate her for her shitty curation and creative direction in her instagram pictures…because once we see your tits, whether in character on a show…or your simulated sex…whether in character on a show…we expect more than this…”I’ve got a tummy ache while engaging my abs at the gym, because fitness is the key to getting cast as a nude actress on TV, and my celiac disease won’t stop me from that…but it could make me shit myself and/or die…”…. At least she’s not a fake Gluten intolerant cunt, and her gluten actually leads to ass issues you probably wouldn’t want to come face to face with, despite your love for eating ass. Either way, let her be an inspiraton for you all, and remember, she doesn’t get naked on TV because she seeks approval from having never met her father..you’d be crazy to think that. The post Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. The post Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lizzy Caplan is from True Blood and some other bullshit, and now she’s got the prestigious credit to add to her resume, of being the December centerfold of Malibu magazine, that you can find being given out for free at restaurants and hotels in Malibu…and even some Malibu grocery stores…because as you know, Malibu is the niche market where important people live…so being in their community magazine is way more important than being in your local paper…unless you’re local paper is Malibu magazine, in which case you know just how important this is… The post Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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