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Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”… Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way…. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is really milking this instagram model concept hard…even though she looks more like what needs milking….#boobs I don’t know anything about her, other than that she’s got a huge trust fund, she will inherit more money than god when her control freak father dies, and as a hobby, instead of taking up crotchet, or maybe a team sport, or helping the homeless, because they homeless smell bad….she’s decided to set up photoshoots of herself, for herself, and I guess her fans…because she saw a window of opportunity as all the other fat models started getting work…where she could do a whole “own my body, own my life” bullshit angle, that involves her spending days at the gym and bikini because she doesn’t actually love her body, or own her body, she is just open to showing it to you as she tries to get to a place where she too is a skinny girl…because the skinny girls are the ones the guys like best…and sure it may not be for guys, but what is she doing this for, if she’s got all the money in the world…seems like “Likes” is the currency she’s addicted to… The whole thing is weird, I don’t mind girls in panties at all, obviously, but the idea of every girl posting her panties…just doesn’t make sense to me.Sure I’m glad it happens…But when did underwear become something people feel compelled to share… I liked it better when you had to manipulate girls into that…when it just gets put out there…boring. The post Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

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Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself… To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think with all that is going on in the world, with all this hate, gender confusion, slut shaming…ISIS attacks, innocent people getting killed, we should focus on what is actually important and that is Jennifer Lawrence… These pictures are from last week, pre-ISIS attacks on Paris, so she didn’t know she’d be taking focus away from World War III, but I guess she felt when at an appearance for a movie that 100s of millions of dollars were pumped into, and that she makes 100s of millions of dollars being in, because let’s face it…she deserves it…she decided to flash what looks like panty covered pussy mound…a rare breed of mound…but not really… I prefer he vagina when she’s on all fours and she’s spreading her ass apart…in selfies they leaked…but this spy pervert shit is a good enough distraction for me… The post Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Nipples at a Disney Event of the Day

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Christina Milian, the Cuban American you may or may not have masturbated to when she was first coming up, is an interesting breed of famewhore… Her first major job was on Disney’s Mickey Mouse club a bunch of decades ago, so this appearance at a Disney event is like things coming full circle…and in that time away from Disney, she launched a singing career with one of the sleaziest videos….only to land a rich husband, make a baby,…and show the people of Disney what being a good parent who is launching a new album and desperate to be in the news…is about…and that’s done with see through shirt and nipples…since you can’t breast feed without nipples and you’re not a good mom without breast feeding…and when you’re played out, botoxed up, you can’t really get too far without having nipples.. All this to say…seems appropriate…but as far as I’m concerned – when nipples are involved, it’s always appropriate. I’m feminist like that! TO SEE MORE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE Here’s her BOTOX face on snapchat… The post Christina Milian Nipples at a Disney Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

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Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass.. It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass… Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing.. The post Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm Weight in of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing like watching two chicks, who are both equally crazy, terrifying, angry, charged up and full of testosterone, in what you shouldn’t find hot, but do find hot, because they are fit, strong, all while having vaginas… who I guess areabout to kill each other in the modified “Jello Wrestling” legitimized….as UFC…not to discount that these girls can fight, or that fighting isn’t feminine, but that you and I both know…is selling tickets because it turns dudes on…it all comes down to sex… The post Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm Weight in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino has this series of photos featuring these hookers he gets paid too much to take pictures of in towels…. So here’s his latest Kristen Stewart, who I guess is actually a good actress, despite having zero emotion, and being pretty dull across the board…but is a good actress regardless because she obviously doesn’t shower…but pretends she is…and it’s so believable…as I keep trying to see a pussy slip. Unfortunately, pictures don’t have pussy slips…unless they are of pussy slips.. The post Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day

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Videos, What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day Refugee I’d Adopt Complaining About Free Food….WHo I GUess Doesn’t Grasp Being a Refugee Apparently, this is a dude masturbating so hard he sprays down a girl’s skirt…best commentary Wife VS Mistress CLICK TO SEE MORE How to Get into a Locked Porsche Mongolian Man Sets Himself on Fire at a Press Conference Cyclist VS Truck Guys Robbing a House – Drink Out of the Fridge Guy Gets Mad at the Convenience Store Chinese Guy and His Pig The post What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Ridley for ASOS Magazine of the Day

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Daisy Ridley is the new Star Wars girl you’re going to be staging a marriage with in your basement while your mom is at Church…with a lifesize cutout you made of her out of digital printing her full body on pillow cases…way better than trying to staple paper print outs of her onto your pillow like you did many years ago…when the last Star Wars came out and you fell in love with their star… I guess what I am saying is that this girl can do no wrong…she could wear a fat suit…and walk around shitting herself…and will still be the most jerked off to girl for the next 5-10 years…and that is a pretty remarkable feat, especially for someone who only got an agent less than 1 year ago…not that it has anything to do with her, or how cute she is…people are fucking crazy about Star Wars…and she just needed to be in it..to have millions and millions of creepy socially awkward nerds of all ages… I don’t know why I’ve never been into Star Wars…I haven’t even seen the second trilogy and can’t bother with the first…yet I run a blog for people who probably have Star Wars tattoos…yes I am talking to you…loser… Daisy Ridley….I’ll be watching you…and let’s hope you make me lots of money when I leak your nudes…because I think I deserve a piece of the Star Wars hype…even if I don’t leave my couch or talk to other humans. The post Daisy Ridley for ASOS Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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