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Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day

Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal… I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them.. That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride… So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt.. Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool…. So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in…. The post Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day

J.Lo has finally tapped into her Peurto Rican roots..by beating the fuck out of another girl in what looks like a ghetto brawl, up on some West Side Story shit, much like when the girl gangs of the past found out that another girl fucked their man, only to get beat the fuck down.. Which is nice to see, even if I prefer seeing J.Lo being the one getting beat the fuck up, because I think she hasn’t exploited her Peurto Rican roots enough to have this massive fucking career…all while being unable to formulate a sentence on Spanish..because that’s just how Latina she is… What I am saying at, is that all these years of her Spanish New York accent…pushing the Spanish booty…without knowing about the culture, and without actually taking time to learn the language to support her bullshit story….you know to make it more believeable.. What an idiot..but she’s in a bra…punching….and you like that… The post J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day

THis video is amazing to me. Mainly because one of my favorite things in the world is crazy Christians. The kind who protest Adult stores. They kinds who think everything is the fucking devil and that society is doomed. The ones who are so deranged in their Christianity that they will do Non-Christian things to fight for Christianity…because they are so fucking misguided… Like this woman, who found rockstar Dad, who is some kind of Evangelical minister, which means he scams people out of money for fake healing because he understands how to manipulate desperate people, a lesson he taught his daughter Katy Perry, who is clearly the devil, as this woman who found his ministry points out… I like that she’s filmed the whole thing and uploaded it…maybe it’s a practical joke…or maybe…this is what she believes Jesus wants her to do..And I guess what it comes down to is how hilarious rock and roll minister’s neckpiece is…and I guess her passion and anger…I love “She is a Satanic Woman Who has Led Millions to Hell”… Sometimes, I forget people like this exist…in this porned up world…with internet access…I am amazed they still exist….I love….the “Your daughter is wicked”…As his daughter makes 120 million a year…more than he ever expected to make scamming people with his ministry…I am amazed people still believe in god…instead of just living a fun life… The post Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose VS Stretching Out Fabric of the Day

We can all agree that Amber Rose is a sex worker who lured in dumb rappers who like sex workers because all rappers love sex worker…and lure in men to hire sex workers is what sex workers do… But I guess they didn’t realize that some sex workers see opportunity, and it becomes more than just a financial arrangement….it becomes a marriage, because they can’t not maximize the situation presented to them….and when it all fails, they can go back to being a sex worker, this time more famous, so higher for hire rates can be charged…and if you dressed slutty enough the papaarazzi will pay attention.. Either way, here she is fighting with the strength of fabric.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Rose VS Stretching Out Fabric of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial… There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen… So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make.. That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck. I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t… The post Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial… There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen… So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make.. That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck. I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t… The post Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Nipple for GQ of the Day

Charlotte McKinney generally has a shitty looking face, But she sure has big tits.. She looks alright in this GQ photoshoot, that I’ve already posted some of the pics of…she sure has big tits.. She’s the kind of girl, who is straight from Florida, which means even if she’s rich, she’s still white trash…but she sure has big tits.. Those big tits got her one campaign for one brand…and boom, she becomes the tits…in Dancing with the Stars…because she sure has big tits.. She did not have any star status at all…but she sure had big tits..yet the TV show called her a star…because she sure has big tits.. So now she’s trying to leverage that experience so that she sticks around, by reminding you that she sure has big tits..and NIPPLES!! The post Charlotte McKinney’s Nipple for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid for Sunglasses of the Day

Just when you can’t get enough of GIGI HADID…there’s more Gigi Hadid.. This is the most over exposed girl around right now…and there is really no logical reason for it, she’s just everywhere. The industry has just decided they like her, that she’s not offensive, that her half Arab look is hireable, possibly because she works for free…or maybe because she has social Media fans…but this is the 5th post I’ve done on her, or mentioned her in today…and I don’t even find her exciting, hot, interesting, compelling, talented…if anything, I just think she’s a waste of opportunity. A vail little ego who wants to use her access to pose in pictures for brands…I find the whole thing insane.. And here she is in bathing suits for a Sunglass campaign…again..not that hot..but her name is Gigi…she was destined to be an it girl…for a few minutes…before another one replaces her… The post Gigi Hadid for Sunglasses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day

Apparently, this is a video of Jennifer Lawrence being clumsy, because she falls anytime she can at events…because she’s either hiding a chronic disease, like MS, or maybe she’s just an awkward and clumsy bitch, when not in the various characters that have got her nominated and winning Academy awards her entire career…when she’s not complaining about being underpaid, despite being overpaid..she plays make-belief, but don’t tell these vapid retards that…they are so into themselves that they actually think they are doing somehting important, with movies like Hunger Games – even though people could just read the book… Doesn’t matter, what matters is that we can all agree her best character she has played was slutty sexter, with a possible facial pic…because those pics that were leaked of her, made all her annoying, awkward, lesbionic, jokester weirdo ways…totally acceptable..because bare tits….make me like people… The post Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey.. SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration… But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”…. Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit… I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass The post Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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