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The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Katy Perry mocking ore dealing with one of her fans who Katy assumes is on MDMA, losing her fucking shit, because the fan is losing her fucking shit, as she can’t stop grabbing at Katy Perry and kissing Katy Perry…because I guess Katy Perry doesn’t really believe in liking being kissed by a girl univited…that’s rape…but luckily for Raiiaiaiae, she’s not a boy, because if she was she’d be charged for rape….but since she’s a girl…everyone can giggle…. I guess the Kissed a Girl shit is just a song…or maybe she’s just trying to deal with the high as fuck fan….memories of her days as a raver… Either way, I’m slow on this video, these things happen when I spend my days not caring about what Katy Perry and her big tits are up to… Here she is being funny because she’s a joker…living solid. A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Sep 25, 2015 at 3:36pm PDT The post The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her 18 year old ass in a white dress. An ass that we can assume is either fake, since her whole family is fake, they have a plastic surgeon on pay roll, I mean look at those filled up faced clowns… or maybe crafted from a strategic workout regime her athlete father taught her when he decided he wanted a booty a few years ago… or maybe it is the hormones in the food, that are further jacked up when fueled with big black dick and the fertile as fuck sperm that comes out of it… but not the standard hormone in the food that is giving girls everywhere big round amazing asses, but hormones that her mom started feeding her at a young age to craft this master plan she’s designed….you know like that time you were feeding that girlfriend of yours sedatives every morning so that she was too tired to leave you…only less creepy, more abusive and more lucrative in the sell out…. Here’s a video of her mocking a “Fame Ruining Her” cover… Here she is doing a little lip sync to rap video with her fat lips and boyfriend, because her only marketable talent is standing around with a dumb look on her face, lip syncing rap songs…because that’s where that rap /vine market is…weird…so fucking weird. The post Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of… That said: The steps so far have been: 1-3 Model Legs…. HERE 4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE 5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE 6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status…. All this to say, who takes care of her kid? CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Poly Titty Grab for S Moda of the Day

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Natasha Poly, model who was destined to be Russian bride, who was destined to work in the webcam industry before being sold off to a brothel in the Ukraine, or Cyprus, or wherever the russian hookers are sent in the sex trade before a fat American buys them as a wife…but who went off course… I blame the fall of communism… But the good news for her is that modeling wsa more lucrative and it allowed her to marry some Dutch billionaire who she had babies with…because it secured her communist claws into the good life…and she still grabs her tits in magazines…because Russians may not have souls, but they are hard working and focused on not losing what they’ve managed to scam… TO SEE NATASHA POLY AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Natasha Poly Titty Grab for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Poly Titty Grab for S Moda of the Day

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Natasha Poly, model who was destined to be Russian bride, who was destined to work in the webcam industry before being sold off to a brothel in the Ukraine, or Cyprus, or wherever the russian hookers are sent in the sex trade before a fat American buys them as a wife…but who went off course… I blame the fall of communism… But the good news for her is that modeling wsa more lucrative and it allowed her to marry some Dutch billionaire who she had babies with…because it secured her communist claws into the good life…and she still grabs her tits in magazines…because Russians may not have souls, but they are hard working and focused on not losing what they’ve managed to scam… TO SEE NATASHA POLY AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Natasha Poly Titty Grab for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing… All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life.. The post The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day

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I don’t know if this strategic, no nipple picture of Cindy Crawford is from THESE PICTURES I ALREADY POSTED but I am going to assume that a strategic, no nipple topless picture at 50 is probably better than one with nipples, because she’s 50….and yes, I know 50 year olds are hotter now than they used to be, but they are still 50 despite what they are trying to tell you with their botox injections, yoga bodies all thanks to the billionaire don’t need to work too hard life… That said, I’m old, this doesn’t look like the 50 years I try to have sex with because I am pathetic…but not as pathetic as they are…and she’s still lovely 30 years after she started….which is more than I can say for pretty much anyone.. The post Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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