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Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic… The post Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Lands an ABC Family Comedy Based on her Life of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lock your kids up…Don’t let them watch TV…. I guess the good news is that no one watches TV anymore, because if they did they’d be exposed to ABC’s desperate attempt to win an audience since viewership is down thanks to the internet stirring shit up…as it should…. But the idea of your kids, since I don’t and will never have kids, they are annoying…watching Nicki Minaj and her story of being a middle class new yorker turning herself hood slut because it’s marketable…and comedic…is terrifying, but I guess nothing compared to the throatfucking porn they watch on your browser history…and/or ….any of this gutter slut’s music videos…. Garbage…popculture is garbage…we’re all doomed…the future…is over. It’d be a good time for Aliens to attack, not just girls who turned themselves into ALien looking motherfuckers with their over the top plastic surgery to market their clown asses… The post Nicki Minaj Lands an ABC Family Comedy Based on her Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Luiza Naked in a Bed for Kid Richards of the Day

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I am the firstto hate on the “naked girls in bed”….all girls are now Playboy models…getting naked for the sake of “Art” even though I don’t think “art” actually exists…because I think art is fraud, I think photography is one of the most simplistic “art” forms…and anyone who tells you otherwise is a pretentious asshole…probably trying to get you naked for free…. You know…because when Playboy used to do this kind of “naked in bed” for the sake of being “naked in bed”…just to get girls “naked in bed”…instead of giving me a motherfucking story…they paid the girls a lot of money..sometimes upwards of 50,000 dollars for a nobody!!! Yet all these hipster girls are doing it for free… But out of all the clutter and bullshit, naked girls in bed, I do support some people in their quest of naked girls in bed, and one of those friends of the site is Kid Richards, who shoots only on film, which already makes him interesting…because he actually needs to know how to take a picture…where as all these other motherfuckers use digital cameras are cheating liars….and Ana Luiza…just has a great fucking body.. So I can’t hate on the “naked girls in bed” hustle…but 99% of the time…it bores me…and no I’m not gay…and love naked girls…I just need stimulating content and this Black and White shoot made the cut… Kid Richards: INSTAGRAM Ana Luiza: INSTAGRAM The post Ana Luiza Naked in a Bed for Kid Richards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Talking About Her Pig’s Butt of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Miley sounding half retarded, planning Bacon…when she’s done with “Big Pig”…but I assume that Miley Cyrus is high as fuck, trying to show her fans that she makes as banal observations when high…just like them and in this case…it’s the shine of her pig butt…. I guess to think Miley was the only money grubbing pig in her house was wrong…because apparently the inbred hick popstar trying to be “weird”…because it’s trendy…has a pet pig…she probably doesn’t take care of.. Much like me, only my pig is my fat wife, but this isn’t about me, this is about Miley, who I guess got her pet pig that she doesn’t actually take care of, as a tribute to her family…because pigs remind her of the old country she came from, the back woods of the Kentucky, where that her grand pappy was the richest man in the community, because he was the one with the pig…a richness that allowed him to become a notable figure in his Kentucky town, probably the reason Billy Ray could have a career..it’s always the rich kids… So whether Miley is from a long line of pig fucking farm people…because even rich hicks fuck their livestock if they are horny enough…it’s safe to assume, she’s just doing this to be obscure, tumblr cool, funny and ironic…for her branding purposes…because anyone who has spent time with pigs, like I have, even though they were in the form of my wife….they’ll know…pigs are pretty gross, demanding, food loving, take up too much of the bed, and smell like shit…always complaining, especially now that she’s menopausal… Here’s her mouth… The post Miley Cyrus Talking About Her Pig’s Butt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst Models Lingerie for Target Australia of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marloes Horst is another overpaid girl…who gets naked or half naked because that’s her “job”…but it’s more a tactic to land really rich dudes who only like dating or marrying or knocking up girls who are published in magazines or work for brands…because they make their own money, so they seem less like hookers, and other dudes want to fuck them and jerk off to their pics in magazines…making the girls seem hotter than they are…because it’s like having something a lot of people want but only very few people…with over 100,000,000 dollars can get… These are some campaign pics for Target Australia…so middle of the road lingerie at the budget department store…that may not be as exciting as the top tier Victoria’s Secret overpriced sweatshop shit for basic Americans… They aren’t as exciting as when she used to get naked for her photoshoots, because she was just starting out and had to prove her focus…and probably not as exciting as when she’s drunk at rich person parties…but they still happened and sometimes we need to look at boring lingerie pics, to stare at girls in lingerie, and remember how boring the pics are, but how fun girls in lingerie are… The post Marloes Horst Models Lingerie for Target Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Thick Katy Perry Flexibility of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is probably some of Katy Perry’s most fascinating work…. Sure, that’s not saying too much because to date, Katy Perry has never impressed me. Yes, she’s got big tits, but so many girls have big tits, and if anything her garbage music and awkward dancing was more offensive and comedic than anything and the fact that it went viral, established her as an “artist”…with a massive career is in and of itself amazing, fascinating and confusing… But, the fact that she can grab her heels like a stripper or hooker trying to get in position to get fucked as deep as you can go with your small dick, on stage, while standing, like some kind of ballerina, who isn’t thick as fuck, while wearing a leotard…is bigger and more important than anything she’s done to date… It’s one of those things, that has forced me to be a fan..this is incredible… CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS -CLICK HERE CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS -CLICK HERE The post Thick Katy Perry Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We are running a contest where you can win a giftcard worth enough to buy yourself a State Bicycle Company bike… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE We did a photo shoot with a #stepGIRL to celebrate this joyous occasion…because hot girls and bikes are porn to me…and should be porn to you…especially when the girl looks this good… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE So Bikes and babes…to get you to sign up to win a bike…seems like we’ve all fucking won to me… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE Photos by: Spencer Edwards | Instagram Model: Ariadna Contreras | INSTAGRAM The post DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian in Latex and Kylie with Birth Defects of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom, Pornstar, Rapper Wife, Reality TV monster, Kim Kardashian, felt that it was appropriate to post pictures of her pregnant in Latex with Kanye baby, something that you’d imagine Nation Security would want to eliminate in a CIA mission, that leads to excuses of “accidental car bombing’…or some other excuse that is equally good enough so long as she’s eliminated…I don’t think the world will care..if anything they’ll come together like it was the lunar eclipse on sidewalks across east coast america…staring at the sky thanking the powers that be for such a glorious moment in human history…. I don’t know what she’s peddling…but it’s pretty vile… But not as Vile as back up Kim Kardashian….Kylie….and not because she’s posing with mutants she’s exploiting to have more purpose than her family, to seem more PC in this PC generation of hypocritical idiots, in a be nice to everyone world while being a cunt privately…but because she should know better than to go along with this garbage…instead…she’s owning it aggressively… Here’s some of her snapchat hookin’ The post Kim Kardashian in Latex and Kylie with Birth Defects of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fuck all these garbage people… I don’t know why I distract myself reposting pictures of Selena Gomez trying to get attention to herself in this saturated world….of too much noise….but it’s probably the same reason you do it…it’s better than working a regular job and it’s become an obsession…even though you don’t actually care about these people, but feel like if you don’t post on them, you’ll fade away into obscurity…even though you’re already obscure and no one knows who you are… That’s why you look at Selena Gomez’s chimpmunk pudgy face and possible fake, possible fat, possibly on the pill cuz Bieber knocked her up and she miscarried that’s why she hates him…tits……isn’t it? All This to Say – I Wonder How Many Harnesses She Has On to Give her this Waist to Hip Ratio.. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN THE DRESS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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