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Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day

I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks.. I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from… I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring.. But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner.. I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote… Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles… What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle.. IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place.. Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously.. At least she’s not a Jenner… The post Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy… CONSUMERISM!!!! All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits… The post Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy… CONSUMERISM!!!! All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits… The post Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Posts Butt Shots of the Day

Kylie Jenner is freshly 18, yet her ass totally looks like a mid-20s instagram whore…who gets ass injections…to make herself more appealing at the Vegas pool parties…and clubs… We call it doing the Kim Kardashian, only those trashy instagram models, aspiring to be Kim Kardashian, have probably spent more time with Kim Kardashian than Kylie. I went to this the other day, the family is too big and self absorbed, that conversation is probably awkward and weird…especially since the mom is trying to turn this one into the new Kim…in body and shade of skin, as being the beige girl who fucks black guys has done amazing for them…they tried it with OJ’s daughter, Khloe Kardashian, but it didn’t work, because everyone assumed she was a the tranny in the family… Either way, she’s out there with this hip hop video vixen instagram model bootleg, but rich as fuck, body…and persona…so I guess it makes total sense that she’d facetune some booty pics for her FANS… I am glad the world is more flimsy than they used to be, less loyal, it gives me hope that there will be a move away from all this evil… Our fickle taste….should take us off instagram, facebook, and the Kardashians… It probably won’t happen, but in the meantime, Kylie and her plastic surgery have a roundish butt…good times… Here’s a video of Kylie… The post Kylie Jenner Posts Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj and her GQ Tease that’s Not a Tease Continues of the Day

I think it is safe to say….Nicki Minaj is garbage… This shoot, also by Ellen Von Unwerth, see previous post, featured the garbage, fake as fuck, pop star from acting school who was manufactured into this Lil Kim puppet, who get’s paid…and her boyfriend, baby daddy, Drake lover who I guess she roped into bullshit “hip hop beef”…because it’s good for business…and makes the media talk about them…like smoke signals in a “Look at me, I’m over here”…amongst all the noise….enough to get them in a magazine, where Meek leverages the pussy he fucks to more visibility on some K-Fed shit…while the pussy he fucks is just some broken pop star who I am sure is very insecure and fears losing what she’s been given.. The whole thing dumb, sensationalized, over-hyped crap, but a half naked Nicki Minaj is alway a good laugh…it just needs to be less of a fashion shoot and more of a sex tape…I am sure it’ll happen in her lifetime, she is that level deseperate….fake tits, fake ass, instagram garbage with a record deal who shouldn’t exist, but does… VIA CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj and her GQ Tease that’s Not a Tease Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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