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Crazy Girl Lindsay Lohan’s Bathing Suit Photo of the Day

I wonder what sucker is financing Lindsay Lohan’s Yacht adventures, because you know it’s not her paying for shit. I am surprised she still has the celebrity power to command getting free everything, but I guess she is Lindsay Lohan and that’s something that stick with you for fucking life….but more importantly, I wonder what the motivation of her posing in these dramatic photos from her iphone..in bathing suits sucking in her gut…showing off her botox face…is it because of her love for the art, the love of being on camera…the love of performing…or is it all the narcissist knows… I guess there is no sense when it comes to Lohan – because she’s crazy – but I’ll still follow her around because I’m old and nostalgic and convinced she’s perfect…and everyone else is just flawed…you know like how no one cared when her boyfriend beat her up…and just collectively felt she deserved it…that was amazing moment in feminism and this down with the patriarchy movement…of “well if bitch is crazy, maybe she needs to get beat”….fascinating social experiment this Lohan has been… The post Crazy Girl Lindsay Lohan’s Bathing Suit Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Gets DESTROYED by Angry Mom Blogger

Let’s get this out of the way up front: Kim Kardashian loves her kids. We don’t doubt that for a second. What follows is not about that. It has nothing to do with whether Kim Kardashian is actually a good mother to North West and Saint West. We freely admit that she is. Instead, this is all about the image Kim projects to the world; the example she sets for millions of other parents. Because whether Kim Kardashian wants to admit it or nor (and we wish this were NOT the case, trust us), but she’s a role model. When she’s going on and on and on about her need to shed 70 pounds after giving birth, she is making it seem as if all new mothers should be focused on their baby weight. She is coming across as the anti-Anne Hathaway and anti-Blake Lively . And we aren’t the only ones who think this. View Slideshow: 19 Times Kim Kardashian Made It Impossible to Hate Her A Facebook post from mom blogger Tova Leigh has gone viral because she spells out her critique of Kim as clearly as possible. Consider yourself warned: This is VERY long. But also consider everything it says… because it comes from a regular mother, someone with first hand experience in this important area, and it gets right to the heart of why Kim Kardashian can truly suck sometimes. Take it away, Tova Leigh! Dear Kim, A few nights ago on ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (yes I’m a fan), you said how happy you were to be in Fergie’s new music video M.I.L.F$ (which is supposed to have some sort of ‘pro mom’ message). You said that you are “all about” empowering other moms but later added that you are not like one of those “mom moms”. When you said ‘mom mom’ I can only imagine that what you meant was the ‘average mom’. A mom like me – who works hard, raises her kids to the best of her ability and who just can’t see the point in prancing around in stilettos if she doesn’t really have to. Without getting too much into what I think about Fergie’s music video, (I have never seen such a misrepresentation of moms in my whole life), I have a little request from you Kim: Please stop. As much as I am ‘team Kim’ (even from before it became popular), I have to be blunt here and say that nothing you do actually empowers the average mother, and you yourself admit that you are not one of us, so I wonder who it is you think you are representing? For one, the average mom doesn’t have time to go to the gym five times a week. She works her ass off all day long and if she manages to do a sad thirty minute workout in her living room on a Tuesday night before crashing at 21:00 pm, she feels like a f***ing rock star. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK Secondly, the average mom can’t afford plastic surgery, lip fillers and Botox so she has a few wrinkles from laughing when her kids are being silly or from frowning when her husband pisses her off. Her boobs might be saggy, she’s got stretch marks and she wears yoga pants whenever she can, cos they are super comfy and when you’re an ‘average mom’ that’s important. Sure, she wants to workout more, she wants to go out more, she wants to have more money and go on more holidays, but she also thinks high heels are stupid and although she wants the best for her kids, she sometimes gives them chicken nuggets for dinner cos she doesn’t always have time to cook the organic wild salmon and kale she bought (which are currently rotting in her fridge). But she is doing her best. Some days she feels like sh*t, some days she feels like a winner. Some days she just eats ice cream. She worries, she gets on with life, she is being real. Are you? You see Kim, after a long day of working, looking after the kids, cooking, doing the laundry, cleaning the house, helping the kids with their homework and walking the dog, this lady does not need to see your glossy face on a magazine and read how you Kim think you are representing her. How you are empowering her and helping her feel better about herself and her body. Do you see how absurd that is? As an average mom I can tell you this Kim: there are days that I wish I looked younger, slimmer and more beautiful. There are days that I wish I could wear a bikini again and that my skinny jeans which I am still holding on to for when I finally go on a diet, fit me again. But most days, I remind myself that looks, although important, are not everything. I also know that your looks will one day fade too. Even with all the help and money in the world, one day your boobs will be saggy and you will no longer be able to hide the wrinkles. When that happens, many, many years from now, I have no doubt that you will look back on your life and the fact you were once ‘hot’ will not be what you are proud of. It will not be your biggest ‘achievement’ in life. And you may even suddenly realize what an utter waste of time it was to obsess about it. Please know that I am not trying to ‘body shame’ you. I think it’s great that you take so much pride in how you look and you are very lucky to be able to afford the luxury of having private trainers, private cooks, best cosmetic products etc that help you look the way you do. I also have no doubt that you have a strong will and that looking the way you do takes a lot of work and effort and I honestly am happy for you, because I see how very important it is to you. I am not trying to be mean or judgemental. As a woman and a mother – I would never do that. All I am trying to say is that, as an ‘average mom’ ( a ‘mom mom’ as you called it), I want you to stop thinking you empower women. Because you don’t. But if you really want to empower other moms, I’ll tell you what you could do. Next time you take a selfie, don’t hold the camera in that high angle that makes your waist look even smaller than it already is. You don’t need it and we don’t need to think you are THAT fit. Make sure you don’t have any make up on so we can see that you are not perfect. But most importantly, tell us about how your kids kept you up all night or how they threw a tantrum at the supermarket. Show how messy your house looks before the cleaner arrives and tell the millions of average moms like me that’s it’s okay not to have it together all the time and that even the great Kim K looses her sh*t sometimes. That would be a good place to start. We already live in a world that feeds off people’s insecurities (especially women). Whole industries rely on this to exist. The cosmetic industry want us to think ageing is something we can actually stop so that they can sell us facial creams and makeup to cover up our skin “imperfections”. The plastic surgery industry want us to believe that a woman’s body should look the same as it did when she was 16, even after giving birth, breastfeeding and c sections. How crazy is that?! And the diet and food supplements industry want us to believe that if we are skinny – we are happy. This is how they make their money. Feeding off our insecurities, and I’m sorry to say this, but it’s people like you that help them do it. I know it’s a lot to ask to not take part in this vicious game, especially since it’s also how you make your own living, but I do have to ask you to at least try harder. It’s one thing to pose for fashion magazines and sell millions of women the illusion of slim=happy, or shove in their faces the fact that after having two kids you look even better than you did before. But it’s a whole other level when you think you are actually ‘representing’ other moms. Your body is something you are proud of and that’s awesome, but you might want to try and show some sensitivity to those who are struggling to loose weight after having kids and regain their confidence and their ‘old self’ back (whatever that is). After all, they are the ones you claim to be ’empowering’. Sincerely, An Average Mom x.

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Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Denise Richards Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

Denise Richards looked terrible, terrifying and terrified, like a deer in the headlights – the botox version….. She’s a haggard ex prostitute who no one remembers being a prostitute but if you cross reference Charlie Sheen who hired her to be his wife a lot of years ago – and the girls he has fucked since and got AIDS from – it’s pretty apparent. People used to get mad when I called her out for being a Heidi Fliess girl, I would get emails about it, really passionate dudes who felt she was a hot and real actress because of a threesome scene in one movie and some tail end work on Baywatch…two acting jobs that didn’t make her a lot of money or get her rich – two acting jobs that are suited for a whore… Well, she still out whoring, skinny, zombie like, old, and disgusting…but I’d totally like to sniff her beat up ass hole and dangling pussy… TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Denise Richards Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellen Pompeo Denies Eating Disorder, Makes Shocking Confession

In May, ABC wrapped up  Grey’s Anatomy Season 12 . This fall, ABC will kick off Grey’s Anatomy Season 13. That’s an incredibly impressive run and it doesn’t appear as if the Thursday night juggernaut will be slowing down any time soon. At this point, it’s pretty clear Grey’s Anatomy will stick around for as long as creator Shonda Rhimes wants it to stick around. And, perhaps, for as long as Ellen Pompeo is still willing to portray Dr. Meredith Grey, practically the one stable main character on a series that has seen its share of big cast changes. But fans of the program can rest easy: Based on a new interview with People Magazine, it doesn’t appear as if Pompeo is going anywhere any time soon. “My decision to stay on Grey’s was based solely on age,” Pompeo admits . “At 33, I was wise enough to know my clock was already ticking in Hollywood.” You don’t see an actor or actress make that sort of confession very often, do you? Pompeo, who acknowledges she got a “super late start” in Hollywood, is shining a light here on the kinds of challenges older actresses often face. When contract negotiations came up recently she “was definitely aware of how challenging it would be to find other roles in my late 30s and early 40s.” View Slideshow: 27 Top Grey’s Anatomy Couples: RANKED! Patrick Dempsey departed Grey’s Anatomy toward the end of Season 11, while other original cast members (such as Katherine Heigl and Sandra Oh) have also left. But not Pompeo. “I thought, ‘Why would I leave something that is super successful and pays me great to search the landscape?’ “I decided that I would stay on Grey’s and be grateful and try to ride it out for as long as I could,” she says. “And I am very happy that I made the decision to stay. It’s only gotten better with time.” But while Pompeo is happy with this choice, she has been less than thrilled over the years with the way tabloids have covered her body. “I used to get a lot of criticism for how thin I was, and I didn’t have a lot confidence because of it. But I was naturally thin,” the 46-year-old says. “I always thought it was irresponsible of the media to portray me as someone with an eating disorder because if some girls look up to me and think that’s what you have to do to look like me, it’s a horrifying concept. “I listened to the criticism a little too much – and this was pre-social media. It’s even crazier to think what women have to deal with now.” It really is. Fortunately, she has a great attitude about her looks. “For me, personally, I don’t do Botox or anything like that,” the star tells People. “It can’t be what’s on the outside; it’s gotta be what’s on the inside.” View Slideshow: Grey’s Anatomy Cast: Before They Were Stars

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Farrah Abraham: Botox Disaster Captured on Snapchat?!

Farrah Abraham is single and very much ready to mingle. We know this not only because she’s employed the services of matchmaker Patti Stanger , but also because she’s going to great lengths to look her best these days: Unfortunately, as you can see, those efforts seem to have backfired. When most folks get gussied up, they put on their Sunday best and maybe try out a new hairstyle. Farrah, on the other hand, heads straight to the plastic surgeon’s (probably the top number on her recent calls list) and spends a few grand on procedures. As you can see from the pic above, she often meets with mixed results. If you’re a fan (or just one of the many who can’t look away from the baffling trainwreck that is her life), you know that Farrah is no stranger to plastic surgery. In fact, this isn’t even the first time she’s experienced an epic facial fail. You may recall Farrah’s lip injection debacle from earlier this year.  Following that unfortunate incident, the Teen Mom star posted pics as a caution to fans. But did she follow her own advice and stop tinkering with her features? Hell no! Of course, this time it seems she posted the unfortunate results without realizing there was something askew about her face. But it doesn’t matter. Farrah and plastic surgery will always be a match made in heaven. In fact, why is she even looking for a man? She’s already in love with both herself, and constantly changing herself.

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Farrah Abraham: Botox Disaster Captured on Snapchat?!

Farrah Abraham is single and very much ready to mingle. We know this not only because she’s employed the services of matchmaker Patti Stanger , but also because she’s going to great lengths to look her best these days: Unfortunately, as you can see, those efforts seem to have backfired. When most folks get gussied up, they put on their Sunday best and maybe try out a new hairstyle. Farrah, on the other hand, heads straight to the plastic surgeon’s (probably the top number on her recent calls list) and spends a few grand on procedures. As you can see from the pic above, she often meets with mixed results. If you’re a fan (or just one of the many who can’t look away from the baffling trainwreck that is her life), you know that Farrah is no stranger to plastic surgery. In fact, this isn’t even the first time she’s experienced an epic facial fail. You may recall Farrah’s lip injection debacle from earlier this year.  Following that unfortunate incident, the Teen Mom star posted pics as a caution to fans. But did she follow her own advice and stop tinkering with her features? Hell no! Of course, this time it seems she posted the unfortunate results without realizing there was something askew about her face. But it doesn’t matter. Farrah and plastic surgery will always be a match made in heaven. In fact, why is she even looking for a man? She’s already in love with both herself, and constantly changing herself.

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J.Lo Robot of the Day

I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread…. She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”… The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits… I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Robot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day

I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right… Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’… This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying.. AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face Some Claire Danes Legs… Kirsten Dunsty Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him… “I did not wake up like this. ????” TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli Eats Herself Out of the Day

Xenia Deli been around for a while, but I saw her big break while getting a lap dance at a strip club a few weeks ago, when their background video wasn’t the usual porn, but rather music videos set to the song they were playing…and Xenia Deli’s song happened to be one of Bieber’s songs….and she’s pretty much fucking him in video, which would make it safe to assume she’s fucked him in life…and when you’re some immigrant model naked after a place where meat runs rampant…in what could be your big break piggy backing on the massive pop star…you do what you gotta… You see, she’s from a place where hotter women then her are sold and traded for less than she makes an hour, making her a bit more grateful in her life, being the different kind of prostitute, the better kind of prostitute…who does it on her own terms because she is considered a model…which to rich guys, is interchangeable..and when it looks like this, it should make you want to be a rich dude…. The post Xenia Deli Eats Herself Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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