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Fat That Azz Up: Miami Surgeon Offers New “Booty Vacuum” Procedure To Plump Up Posteriors To That “Kim K Look”

Miami Salon Offers Butt Enhancing Suction Procedure Ladies have risked their lives time and time again to get the big round booty of their dreams via dangerous injections . But a Miami cosmetic professional has come up with a new, safer solution to achieve the donked-out appearance many women are chasing. Now, all you have to do is suction cup those cakes to thick & round perfection. Via MailOnline : A beauty salon in Miami is offering a bizarre new treatment dubbed ‘vacuum therapy’ which claims to enlarge women’s buttocks. Sculpting Goddess’ $60 procedure involves two ‘suction cups’ being attached to each buttock for 45 minutes, and claims to ‘raise, enlargen and re-affirm the gluteus [sic].’ Sculpting Goddess owner’s Tini tells Daily Mail Online that the number of sessions required to gain the best results varies by individual, but is generally between four and six. The non-invasive procedure, she says, leads to a permanently more pronounced posterior, because it ‘mobilizes the fat.’ Tini has had the vacuum therapy performed on herself, and reports that one year on, the results have stuck around. Since word of Tini’s unusual treatment has spread, she’s seen a surge in demand; particularly for customers in New York, whereas before her customers mainly hailed from South Florida, Alabama and Georgia. Kim Kardashian, prepare for an army of plump-bottomed competition. Ladies, would you suck the life force out of your booty meat to get those blown-up backs that are all the rage these days? Instagram

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Kim Cloutier’s Hot Canadian Tits in Some Adam Sandler Movie of the Day

Kim Cloutier is from Montreal Canada, I have probably met her at some French Canadian pow wow event where all the french people get together and protest english, have anal sex on the first encounter, compare their steroids bodies, tribal tattoos and fake tits, and do other french people things, like eat Poutine, smoke cheap cigs, drink cheap beer, and collect welfare… I guess this one has moved out of that lazy, lower income bracket stereotype, and has taken her modeling career to acting, where she plays the naked girl in an Adam Sandler movie called The Cobbler….where he is a shoe maker, that finds the power to live through the shoes of his customers, because sometimes walking in another man’s shoes allows you to find yourself…even though Cobbler’s barely exist anymore, we just throw our old shoes out and buy new ones, but good premise bro, glad Hollywood hasn’t fallen to absolute total shit.

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Unhappy Ending: Scorned Wife Aids Cops In Busting Dirty Dog Husband At Shady “Massage” Parlor

Not the kinda “bust” ol’ boy was lookin’ for… Wife Helps Cops Bust Cheating Husband At Sex Worker Massage Parlor Via NYDailyNews A massage parlor was raided by cops in New Jersey after a Rutherford wife trailed her husband inside the storefront and got an eyeful, authorities said. Two women were arrested on prostitution charges at the Rose Spa Thursday, just a few weeks after a woman reported she had seen sex acts being performed in the neighborhood business after following her husband inside. An undercover police officer went to the spa Thursday afternoon, posing as a massage customer. Midway through the rub-down employee Mei Shu Jiang, 45, offered him sex in exchange for $60, officials said. As other officers forced their way into the locked spa, Jiang and another worker, Shanji An, 42, climbed out a second-story window and ran across a roof. They captured in a nearby courtyard, Rutherford Police Chief John Russo said, according to NJ.com. The wife who reported the establishment told police she had gone from room to room in the warren-like building and saw sexual acts being performed, Russo said. After she called police, the customers fled. She then posted fliers around the neighborhood, accusing the massage parlor of offering sex for money. This guy would have been a lot better off finding free freaky internet flicks and giving himself a happy ending. Now he’s just another sad and pathetic John. Image via Rutherford Police

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Dufuq: 10 Worst Fashion Fails This 2013-14 NBA Season

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Race Matters: Actress Thandie Newton Puts Cosmetics Retailers On Blast For Refusing To Carry Darker Shades Of Make Up

Thandie Newton Blasts Retailers For Not Carrying Darker Shades Of Make Up via Voice Online Actress Thandie Newton has criticised high street store Boots for its lack of make-up suitable for black skin. The actress, who is also the face of skincare brand Olay, spoke out at an event last week about the lack of beauty products available for darker skin. Newton said she believed there was a ‘ghettoisation’ of cosmetics with some women left to believe their custom is not wanted. She claimed that the popular UK high street chain will often stock darker make-up shades when a new product launches, but will take them off the shelves earlier than lighter versions. “If the make-up was in there longer, the girls would go and get it and then the stores would get more, and they’d realise that everybody wants it, and then they would stock it,” she told the Mail Online. “There’s this ghettoisation of make-up right now. The right shade is there for everybody but you can only get it at specialised shops. “So you don’t go to Boots. As a result we are all being physically separated when we go and buy make-up,” she said. “We’re starting to think they don’t want us there and it’s not that, it’s just that six-month time lapse where the shops are waiting to be able to say it’s not selling so let’s stop stocking it. We’ve got to encourage them.” The 41-year-old also criticised the chemist chain for not using more pictures of black models in its stores. “I’ll go into Boots at Heathrow Airport if I’ve forgotten my make-up bag or something and there isn’t even a picture of a black woman. I hate that,” she sighed. A spokesperson for Boots commented that the brand feels “disappointed” by the comments. “It is disappointing when we hear our customers feel we can’t meet their beauty needs, as many of the beauty brands available in store and [online] offer a range of products for black skin,” they said.

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Mine All Mine: Hubby Hov Keeps Guard For King Bey During Vegan Lunch Date

Where was Julius? Jay-Z took his vows to honor and protect wife Beyoncé to heart during a recent lunch date. According to National Enquirer reports : NO ONE disturbs My Lady during Tinkle Time! That’s how JAY Z rolls, so when superstar wife BEYONCE excused herself for a ladies room run at West Hollywood’s in-crowd eatery Crossroads, the mega-mogul rapper escorted her, then planted himself outside the door and stood guard – refusing to allow other customers to enter. “When one female diner tried, he politely put up his arms and asked her to wait until his wife was finished,” said My SpyWitness. When he returned to the table, Jay Z explained to pals that he knows he’s being overprotective, but doesn’t want Beyonce subjected to some overzealous fan if caught in a compromising situation. “We don’t need those problems,” decreed Potty Patrolman. Awww that’s kinda cute riiiight?

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CVS Announces Boycott of Boston Bomber Rolling Stone Issue

The CVS magazine rack will be without one of its usual items this month. The chain announced today that it will not sell the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Rolling Stone issue, the cover of which hit the Internet today and has stirred up quite a bit of controversy online. Explaining the store’s decision to not provide publicity for the man at the center of the Boston Marathon bombing , a rep for CVS said in a statement: “As a company with deep roots in New England and a strong presence in Boston, we believe this is the right decision out of respect for the victims of the attack and their loved ones.” The Boston-based supermarket chain Roche Bros. is also boycotting the August issue of Rolling Stone, with a spokesman telling TMZ : “When Roche Bros. learned of the cover for the current issue of Rolling Stone, we chose not to offer that product for sale in our stores. We join with our customers and neighbors in focusing on the recovery of the victims and our community.” What do you think of Rolling Stone placing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on its cover?   Why not? He’s topical and interesting … What a disgrace. View Poll »

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Emanuela de Paula for AW Collection of the Day

Sweet…just what I was looking for today…pictures of some hot young Brazilian model wearing awkward mom lingerie…I love the contouring effect the SPANX produce, giving the illusion that a fat bitch is not quite as fat, and I love the fact that they used some fit little model to show off the benefits of this shitty fucking underwear collection… Catalog shots, although the internet exists, are porn to me, because some of us have a hard time letting go to the 80s, when catalog pics were all we fucking had…the shitty shot, awkward pose, low quality set up, just makes me bust all over my inner thigh…good thing my dog’s here to lick it up, cuz shit I’m too lazy to get off this fucking couch motherfucker….

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Sara Sampaio for Some Bullshit of the Day

SARA SAMPAIO is Victoria’s Secret ethnic weapon of choice now that Adriana Lima has seen better years and is the in the tail end of her career, thanks to her tail end being having exploded multiple babies out of it, like a good little catholic…and what better way to make the fans and the customers of Victoria’s Secret have a seamless ethnic cleanse, but not in the traditional sense of Ethnic cleansing but more in a middle America “look at that brown one, she’s got hot tits” kinda way… I don’t know much, but I know she’s posing in a bikini and that may be all I need to know.

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Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist… So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home…. I’m into it….

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