While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural and au naturel, the prevalence of plastic surgery means we see plenty of phony funbags. We wholly accept these gloriously augmented appendages as another scintillating sampling on the skin smorgasbord. But as fake funbags go, Alyssa Milano , Diane Kruger , and Shannon Elizabeth have some of the best of the breast!
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Top 10 Phony Funbags
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Are Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher headed for a Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries -esque court battle? Sources tell The New York Post that Moore has finally filed her own set of divorce papers – and they take issue with her soon-to-be ex, considering how much money Kutcher makes and how he doesn’t “believe he owes her that much.” Kutcher filed his documents in December and Moore was apparently hoping the pair could keep things quiet and civil. But “ Ashton has been very difficult during the talks,” the insider tells the newspaper. “You could even say he has been hostile.” And this hostility is taking place despite the fact that the couple’s marriage ended due to Ashton’s infidelity. With Kutcher raking in $24 million/year on Two and a Half Men , Moore reportedly just wants what she considers to be a fair share. “After over a year of attempting to reach a settlement, Demi is definitely ready to move on,” the source said of her decision to file. “It’s hoped lawyers for both sides can reach a settlement this spring, otherwise the divorce will go into litigation and trial.”
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Demi Moore Fires Back at Ashton Kutcher in Divorce Filing
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Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers…. It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird….. The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Demi Moore’s Old Lady Bikini Retreat of the Day
Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….
Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke…. That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….
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Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day
Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off… These pics are a month old…but all amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Demi Moore Old and Covered in Mud in Mexico of the Day
I didn’t do the background research on these pics…I am not too into being an investigative journalist, but prefer just posting other people’s contents and writing shit no one reads about them…It is the life of a fucking hack…and the good news is that I am even more pathetic in person… That said, her name is Lauren Cohan, she’s 30 and on The Walking Dead…it has probably taken her a long fucking time to get this legitimate role, and in that quest…she took on some lingerie modeling jobs,..and with the internet…nothing dies…it lives forever…and we can jerk off to her half naked at 22…. Works for me…the only real question mark is who the fuck found this and where did they find it…I keep thinking it was in his catalog collection he keeps in his business…featuring underwear catalogs from the last 30 years…because this is some weird shit to compile…
Demi Moore may be a disgusting pile of half woman with a horrible uterus that makes horrible babies…and who may be crazy but not crazy enough to do the world some good by killing off her ex husband who is clearly the devil… But she is rocking out with the rest of everyone who is anyone…you know everyone who matters…you know the cool kids…who are all polluting the already polluted cesspool that is Miami for Art Basel week…. I don’t know about you…but it is pretty arousing…you know pushing 60, plastic surgeried into something barely human, rocking a romper like she was 18, fucking dudes who are probably 18, doing it all in a very non-graceful way…kinda makes her look like she’s lost her shit..but that is ok…cuz that happened a long time ago…making this nothin’ but a good time…with a grandma aged vagina…
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Demi Moore is Fun of the Day
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What do you think of these 49-year-old cakes Ashton left for Mila? Some folks keep saying she’s looking gaunt and “dangerously” thin but with toned legs and snapped leaving the gym in LA the other day, we think she’s looking pretty damn good for the year she’s been having. Hit the flip and let us know what you think about Demi’s Cougar Azz…
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These Are The “Elderly Cakes” Ashton Kutcher Got Tired Of Smashing…
The daughters of Demi Moore are reportedly serious: they are done with their mama’s drama! Following reports that claimed Scout, Rumer and Tallulah Willis were sick of dealing with their troubled parent, Radar Online now says the children have hit a “breaking point” and… “… are seriously considering taking out a restraining order against Demi to stop her from contacting them. They made it clear to her weeks ago that they do not want to talk to her right now.” According to this anonymous insider, Moore has been phoning her daughters “incessantly and emailing them, leaving them tearful messages and begging them to call her.” Adding to the awkward situation? Scout, Rumer or Tallulah remain close with Ashton Kutcher , leaving their mom “beside herself” and all alone, the source claims. This would all be very sad if we believed a word of it.
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Demi Moore Daughters to Seek Restraining Order Against Actress?!?
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