Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression….. I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.
The most irritating thing about the Golden Globes is when the blogs write shit like “the best globes at the golden globes”…or “look at her golden globes at the golden globes”….it is obvious…lacks creativity…is not funny…and if anything…it offends me…. I mean that and that Tina Fey chick hosting it with her awkward girl humor… The least irritating thing about the golden globes all the big titties I avoid calling Golden Globes so that I’m not like everyone else… Here’s Sofia Vergara feeding her Tits after midnight in preparation for the Golden Globes cuz we have big expectations for these tits…since they are the reason she’s even going to the Golden Globes….and as much as I don’t like watching girls eat….some girls gain weight in the right spots….and that makes it perfectly ok… I am not committing to watching to Golden Globes cuz I hate that award shit…you know celebrating our industry ourselves…..It’s masturbatory and I prefer my masturbation videos to have pussy in them…. But I will say…I may…. TWEET IT cuz twitter is my friend….
Guess he figured…’everyone else is doing it’ , so why couldn’t he right?? Shaq’s been posted up at a Zales in Manhattan this week promoting his new jewelry collection and, from the looks of the previews released, his new line caters to a very specific group. Hit the flip for more rings and bling YOU TOO can scoop up just in time for the Holidays…LLS
Just earlier today I was telling someone that you have to love the garbage no one wants because otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….it is the human thing to do…and since under all my layers of hate filled ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things…. In my conversation, I was making reference to dealing with retards….knowing that everyone else will either just mistreat them, rape them in their retard institution and laugh at them about it….basically leaving them out to die….you know kinda like a stray dog that no one bothers feeding…or loving…or taking care of….or giving a home to…. And since Rumer Willis…is pure retard looking…thanks to Demi’s hard drug use and bad genes….I’d say she deserves love and attention too…but then I am reminded that rich girls who are spoiled all their privileged lives…don’t realize that they are ugly….monsters who could star in all horror movies as the beast…..freaks who don’t deserve love…cuz people suck up to them just cuz of who their parents are and what their trust fund looks like…. But she is wearing a bikini…and a sombrero…mocking my people…but making her worthy of a post of her very own…cuz ugly kids of actors I don’t care about are people too….just barely people too…but still people….or at least that’s the rumor….(see what I did there??) TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “It Wasn’t Me” by Eden’s Crush. Lyrics: I hear she told you that I took her man You can tell her I can do better than that She should point her finger at someone else I respect my friends and I respect myself I’m sick and tired Of hearing her spread those vicious lies Well it comes as no surprise That she’d be wasting all your time She should give it up, find another to blame And stop messing with my good name It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty Na na,na,na,na,na Na,na,na,na,na,na Did she detect he smelled of strange perfume Did she find a love note somewhere in his room Did she hear him talk about me in his sleep That girl’s got a problem, she’s in way too deep Was the lipstick on his shirt what gave that man away Well, red hot masquerade, it was never my shade She should give him up, and get over herself And stop blaming everyone else: It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty Na,na,na,na,na,na Na,na,na,na,na,na It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty No,no,no we just had one drink No,no,no it’s not what you think No,no,no that’s not who I am I would never do that It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me … http://www.youtube.com/v/dVSz2JHHPjM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Follow this link: It Wasn’t Me (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “It Wasn’t Me” by Eden’s Crush. Lyrics: I hear she told you that I took her man You can tell her I can do better than that She should point her finger at someone else I respect my friends and I respect myself I’m sick and tired Of hearing her spread those vicious lies Well it comes as no surprise That she’d be wasting all your time She should give it up, find another to blame And stop messing with my good name It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty Na na,na,na,na,na Na,na,na,na,na,na Did she detect he smelled of strange perfume Did she find a love note somewhere in his room Did she hear him talk about me in his sleep That girl’s got a problem, she’s in way too deep Was the lipstick on his shirt what gave that man away Well, red hot masquerade, it was never my shade She should give him up, and get over herself And stop blaming everyone else: It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty Na,na,na,na,na,na Na,na,na,na,na,na It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty No,no,no we just had one drink No,no,no it’s not what you think No,no,no that’s not who I am I would never do that It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me, obviously I’m innocent till proven guilty It wasn’t me, naturally Must be a case of mistaken identity It wasn’t me … http://www.youtube.com/v/dVSz2JHHPjM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Follow this link: It Wasn’t Me (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
Ginger Spice is some old, washed up stripper who made it…I mean before the Spice Girls she was getting naked for money, during the Spice Girls she was exploiting her tits for money, allowing us to jerk off to her music videos, cuz this was a time before internet was readily available, and after getting kicked out of the Spice Girls she had all the money she needed, got fit, and even after babies, and aging, and all things that ruined the other Spice Girls, managed to keep her looking pretty sharp….This is some real life milf shit….all tight dressed, tight bodied, busty and amazing…like a Pilates class in the rich part of town midday when the husbands are at work and the kids at school and the moms are out to get noticed, botoxed face and platinum credit card, and a pussy willing to fuck cuz they sold themselves short in their youth for money and the good life….if you know what I mean…
My girl at SMUT! is the best….. She wrote: There’s this reality/dating show on CMT called Sweet Home Alabama. They found 10 city girls and 10 country girls, and shoved them all in a little house together in Alabama so they could fight over some idiot named Tribble Reese. Why you’d want to date somebody named Tribble I’ll never know, but apparently he’s a former quarterback from Clemson or some such nonsense. Yawn! And went onto write One of the girls fighting for him is a former Clemson student named Paige Duke, who went on to be Miss Sprint Cup. Until she was fired for getting naked-ass naked in front of a camera for her then-boyfriend. The boyfriend (who is now an NFL player) leaked the photos, and her career as a glorified bikini model at a car show ended. Right after it happened the pictures pretty much disappeared from the internet, thanks to the tireless (and ultimately pointless) work of her lawyers. And I love bottom feeding girls who pull the whole “they are pics I sent my bf” bullshit….when really they are pics to get more famous cuz you were once on TV and you loved the attention… Every girl has nude pics – and I love to see them…..So here’s Paige Duke’s self shot nudes…. To See The Rest of the 18 Year Old Self Shot Pussy Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
When I had the chance to fuck a redhead, I was in high school, and was disgusted by redheads…The thought of their orange pussy hair on their bright pink pussy lips, all pale skinned and socially awkward weirdness, actually made me gag, when I got the weird redheaded girl to show me her cunt as a joke, before mocking her to the whole school, leading to her committing society the summer after graduation, that I feel wasn’t caused by me, but the torment of everyone else….bullying really represents survival of the fittest doesn’t it…. That said, a decade ago, or so, I realized that I fucking loved red head pussy, but I was married, and I guess God was spiting me for the evil I displayed on a red head I had a chance with, leading to every single redhead I ever meet rejecting me… But luckily I can jerk off to these Cintia Dicker pics…cuz let’s face it…I’d love to dick her….while she rocks GQ Brasil….
Here’s some Scarlett Johansson rocking some 80s hooker gear shooting a movie where she plays and 80s hooker…which is believable, you know not cuz of her nude pics she released for publicity or to divert from her divorce, but because she must have got paid indirectly for sex to get where she got in Hollywood, all while making the public think she’s the hottest thing since Marilyn Monroe, despite looking at lot more like a chubby Gaga to me….Maybe I’m crazy, maybe Scajo is the hottest shit in Hollywood, but I like to think I’m never wrong so by default you are….Don’t get me wrong…I still grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets behind her security guard’s back 2 years ago….I’m not an idiot, I’d still fuck all bitches, and I’ve fucked far uglier ones…I just call it for the bullshit that it is….seriously…look at that face and convince me she’s as hot as everyone else says she is….I don’t think you can do it….I do think it is all hype and more importantly if I was the husband I’d be dick deep in Blake Lively…..
