Britney Spears put up some dance videos…that you can masturbate to. So you should thank her for that – by masturbating to them… You know, because she’s Britney Spears and thus a magical creature in lingerie outfits for shitty pop shows everyone still throws money at because she’s Britney Spears… A creature who keeps on producing, or bringing in the money, for her parents that have found a way to keep her captive, legal slavery, and earning….it’s the way of the south…ingrained in their redneck roots…and something they’ve done good with….and the good news is…at least she’s not fat. The post Britney Spears Lingerie Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Greer Grammer is a little celebrity rich kid who I want to fuck of the day – and despite doing her own acting thing, or bikini whoring on the social media…I am into her.. I’m not sure if it is becuase Frasier was a coked up whore loving Hollywood sitcom star, that makes me appreciate the vagina his sperm helped created, or maybe I just like that she’s less vocal or popular than all the other celebrity kids doing the instagram model thing after fucking the Bieber…like Haley Baldwin…you know… Celebrity kids are pretty top tier in spoiled, living the good life, being entitled, all while trying to break free from their parents, while riding their parents name hard, and it’s a dynamic I like jerking off to… Interesting party though… The post Greer Grammer Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blac Chyna is clearly savoring this time with her brand new daughter. But she’s also making plans to leave that child behind. Or to leave the weight gained while carrying that child to term behind, we should say. First, the two-time mother and fiancee of Rob Kardashian has shared yet another precious photo of herself and her newborn baby, Dream Renee Kardashian. Check it out here: Chyna simply posted a sleeping emoji face for this photo’s caption. It’s good to see she’s cherishing such a moment, however. Because babies don’t sleep very much during their first couple months of life! But while Chyna is clearly making the most out of parenthood, she also said in a Snapchat video that she has her eyes on one particular post-pregnancy prize: Major weight loss. On Monday, Chyna posted a Snapchat of her healthy meal, saying on video: “I’m about to get this body back right – rice, salmon, salad.” Which is great and all. She should absolutely want to eat healthy. But we took up this same issue back when Kim Kardashian talked at painful length about wanting to shed her excess baby weight so soon after giving birth to Saint West. It sets a bad example for other mothers out there. There are more important things right now than returning to one’s former weight. You just gave birth to a human being! You were just at the center of a miracle! Sit back. Enjoy it. Appreciate it. Savor it. At the very least, don’t publicize your desire to get right back into shape because most mothers out there are so overwhelmed by parenthood that they simply can’t think that way. Moreover, they may not be able to afford to think this way. Chyna and Kim are far better off than a significant majority of people on this planet; they can afford personal chefs or personal trainers and they can pretty much set their own work schedule. All that venting aside, Chyna and Rob look so gosh darn cute with little Dream! It’s almost hard to believe this is the same couple that spend every episode of their reality show arguing, fighting and screaming. Since becoming parents, it’s been impossible to wipe the smiles off their faces, with Chyna sharing a photo of her breastfeeding Dream and Rob gushing like a proud papa. “I am so lucky!! Thank you @blacchyna for having our baby and being so strong! I love you so much and can’t wait to see her get older day by day with you Chy!” he wrote shortly after Blac Chyna gave birth . He later added: “I love you and Dream so much and Appreciate both of you. I know everyone saying that’s my twin but that’s def your nose Chy lol.” View Slideshow: Dream Kardashian Photos: What a Cutie! New aunt Khloe Kardashian was also excited about this addition to the family, Tweeting on Thursday afternoon: “My new niece is absolutely stunning!!! So thankful I was able to land in time to witness this miracle happen! Praise God!” And what about Kylie Jenner? “I can’t stop looking at her. Congrats @robkardashian @blacchyna She’s so beyond beautiful, a dream,” she wrote. We’re yet to hear from Kim and Kanye West, but they did send Dream her very first pair of sneakers. Of the Yeezus variety, of course. Please join us in sending Rob and Chyna your very best wishes. And if you want to see more of Dream, don’t worry: E! will air a Rob and Chyna baby special on Sunday, December 18. Because of course it will.
HOTNESS ALERT! HOTNESS ALERT! HOTNESS ALERT! Every year, People Magazine names its Sexiest Man Alive, causing the temperature in offices and in living rooms around the globe to rise a few handsome notches. Which obvious selections have made the cut? Which choices may come as a surprise? Beware of getting drool on your keyboard and click through the gorgeous guys below… 1. 2016 In 2016, People smelled what the Rock was cooking and declared it sexy. 2. 2015 Bend it like Beckham? More like, we wish we could look like 2015 winner David Beckham! Even just for one day! 3. 2014 Chris Hemsworth took home the honor. Anyone want to tell Thor he wasn’t a worthy selection? 4. 2013 And he will be loved! Adam Levine smolders on the 2013 cover. 5. 2012 We’d Channing all over the Tatum of this 2012 winner any day at any time. 6. 2011 Say it with us: the sexiness of Bradley Cooper is limitless, people. Limitless! View Slideshow
There are few stars who enjoy a good bikini selfie as much as Ariel Winter . Ariel took a vacation in Cabo with her new boyfriend, Levi Meaden, and naturally, she chronicled the whole thing on Instagram. Ariel broke up with Laurent Claude Gaudette , and it seems like she wasted no time getting back to her life of seaside partying with a lucky dude by her side. So watch out beach communities of North America: Winter is coming in more ways than one. 1. Ariel Winter Bikini Snap Ariel Winter was kind enough to share a cleavage-filled selfie on Snapchat from her vacation in Mexico. Ariel Winter is truly a gift to us all. 2. Ariel Winter Posted a Bikini Selfie You know the drill. Ariel posted a bikini selfie, and yay, it was good, for her boobs are ginormous. 3. Ariel Winter: Legal Beer! Ariel Winter posted this pic, along with a caption reading, “Legal beer where I’m at!” Yes, she’s so young that she used the phrase “legal beer” on Instagram. We are old. 4. Ariel Winter: Bikini Selfie, Take 4 Million Hey, it’s Ariel Winter in a bikini! We’re starting to think she doesn’t own any clothes that aren’t beachwear, and for that, we thank her. 5. Ariel Winter in Cabo Ariel captioned this pic, “Cabo it’s lit.” Yes, because the setting is what we’re all paying attention to here. 6. Ariel Winter Butt Close-Up This is really as close-up as you can get in terms of butt selfies. This might actually qualify as a colonoscopy. View Slideshow
Everything is coming up Kelsey Grammer these days. First, the actor was one of the few celebrities who openly championed Donald Trump for President of the United States. And we all know how that election turned out, don’t we? Now, we can confirm that the veteran star recently welcomed his SEVENTH child into the world, with sources reporting that wife Kayte Walsh gave birth to a boy on Monday, November 14. His name is Auden James Ellis. According to Us Weekly, the newborn will go by his middle name, James. He also weighed 7 pounds and measured 21 inches long at birth. Not shabby on either count! “Both mother and son are doing great,” a rep for the star tells Us Weekly. News of Walsh’s pregnancy went viral in mid-September, meaning she was clearly very far along when we first out a child was on the way. In a separate statement, meanwhile, Grammer and Walsh explained that there is a bit significance behind their son’s moniker. “The name was chosen to honor the great poet W.H. Auden, and James is after another great poet and singer, James Taylor — two of our favorites,” Kelsey and Kayte said. That’s sort of interesting. What about Ellis? It is a family name, courtesy of the actor’s great grandfather on his mother’s side. “He was a colorful character, to say the least, and we wanted to give the name a second chance,” the parents explained. The pair, who married in 2011, are also parents to a four-year old named Faith and a two-year old named Gabriel. They met while Walsh was working as a flight attendant… and, according to some rumors, while Grammer was still married to ex-wife Camille Grammer. The former Frasier star is 61 years old also has four other children: Spencer, 33, from his marriage to Doreen Alderman; Greer, 24, from his relationship with Barrie Buckner; and Mason, 15, and Jude, 12, from his marriage to the aforementioned Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member. Those are a lot of mouths to feed! “My dad, he loves little kids,” Greer told Us Weekly this fall, adding: “He always has. He’s a huge little-child fan, and he’s just so good at it. Him and Kayte are such good partners and they parent so well together and they just want this kind of big family. “So now I’m going to be one of seven, which is crazy.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016 It sure is. But, hey, who are we to judge! We send our best wishes and a note of congratulations to Kayte and Kelsey. Why not go for eight, guys?!?
Camille Grammer is going through an awful lot these days. The former reality star was diagnosed with endometrial cancer in October and underwent an emergency, radical hysterectomy as a result. Just days later, Grammer alleges that boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos abused her inside a Houston hotel room and she’s pushing police to file assault charges against her now-ex. But at least Camille has a few Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in her corner. “All of the ladies – from Kyle, Kim, Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda – called me after my endometrial cancer diagnosis was made public,” Grammer tells Radar Online. “It meant so much to me, and I had great conversations with each of them.” Camille is no longer a cast member on this Bravo hit, of course. But that made the gesture of her ex-colleagues all the more meaningful. “It’s so nice that even though I’m no longer on the show, they took the time to reach out,” she says. “It’s like I have always said, when the chips were down, all of the bickering and fighting was set aside when something majored happened in our lives, we rallied around that person. “It’s truly a sisterhood.” Camille Grammer Obtains Restraining Order Over next few weeks, Grammer will start a grueling round of radiation and chemotherapy in order to prevent the cancer from returning. But at least she’ll have a certain program to keep her company: Season 6 of the series kicked off last night. “Of course I will be watching! I will always be a huge fan of the show, and want to know what is going on with the ladies,” Camille gushed. “With that being said, I don’t have any desire to go back on the show.”
Camille Grammer is going through an awful lot these days. The former reality star was diagnosed with endometrial cancer in October and underwent an emergency, radical hysterectomy as a result. Just days later, Grammer alleges that boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos abused her inside a Houston hotel room and she’s pushing police to file assault charges against her now-ex. But at least Camille has a few Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in her corner. “All of the ladies – from Kyle, Kim, Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda – called me after my endometrial cancer diagnosis was made public,” Grammer tells Radar Online. “It meant so much to me, and I had great conversations with each of them.” Camille is no longer a cast member on this Bravo hit, of course. But that made the gesture of her ex-colleagues all the more meaningful. “It’s so nice that even though I’m no longer on the show, they took the time to reach out,” she says. “It’s like I have always said, when the chips were down, all of the bickering and fighting was set aside when something majored happened in our lives, we rallied around that person. “It’s truly a sisterhood.” Camille Grammer Obtains Restraining Order Over next few weeks, Grammer will start a grueling round of radiation and chemotherapy in order to prevent the cancer from returning. But at least she’ll have a certain program to keep her company: Season 6 of the series kicked off last night. “Of course I will be watching! I will always be a huge fan of the show, and want to know what is going on with the ladies,” Camille gushed. “With that being said, I don’t have any desire to go back on the show.”
Camille Grammer has been there. She know what it’s like to divorced in the public eye. So with Adrienne Maloof now single after she and Paul Nassif finalized their divorce just last week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has some advice for her castmate. “A man helps,” Camille told People of how Maloof should cope. “Sexual healing helps.” And Grammar speaks from experience. Her relationship with Dimitri Charalambopoulos will be featured on upcoming episodes of the Bravo hit. The two have A LOT of sex. “It’s like three times a day, and I am like, ‘Oh my God.’ It’s a great workout,” Grammer says, clearly lying and trying to make ex-husband Kelsey jealous before adding: “Who doesn’t love a great partner in bed? I mean, come on. Especially after a bad divorce.”
Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer have resolved their divorce dispute. One would think the estranged ex-couple would no longer be sniping in public, right? Especially about their past sex life? Especially considering they have children together? HA! You clearly don’t know Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer. The actor appeared on Conan Monday and tossed in a random barb at Camille, claiming he was celibate during the last 10 years of their marriage. As you can see here, the host wasn’t quite sure what to do with that information…