Move over, Bo Obama . There’s a new cutie in town. The White House announced today via Twitter that a black Portuguese water dog has joined the company of the Commander-in-Chief, telling its 35 million followers in a simple message: “Welcome to the family, Sunny.” No information about Sunny’s age, origins or political leanings have been released, but his breed was likely selected due to Malia Obama’s allergies. We’ll run as detailed a background check on this canine as we can over the next few days. For now, though, even Orson Scott Card would have to agree: Sunny is quite the adorable addition.
Welcome back for Part Two of the The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion! After the ladies grilled Gretchen on her maybe-more-than-friends relationship with a mystery dude during her late fiance’ Jeff’s illness–an event that happened SEASONS ago and was mentioned in passing during the 100th episode special–Andy Cohen will finally give the fashion maven a chance to turn the tables on the girls. Will Gretchen get closure from her so-called “friends”? Ehhh, probably not. If there’s one thing the previews tell us, it’s that the ladies better be wearing waterproof mascara. Let’s get started with our THG +/- recap, shall we? Minus 10 for hearing Vicki say “whoop it up” again. And minus 15 for reliving Stripper-gate. Vomit. Minus 45 for hearing about Jim’s Big Jim. OMG. Vomit and brain bleach and more vomit. And mouthwash. Lydia says she’ll be open with her kids about her mom’s pot-smoking ways, thanks in part to the show. Vicki’s never smoked pot and doesn’t think her mom should smoke it either. Um. Okay then. Tamra looks visibly upset when Andy brings up the secrets she revealed this season. She says that opening up about her past wasn’t what she planned to talk about at the Women’s Expo, but she did and she’s glad she did. None of Tamra’s friends or family knew any of her story. She breaks down when she talks about Ryan and his struggles with mental health. Gretchen asks if Tamra feels lighter after revealing this part of herself and Tamra says yes. Gretchen encourages her to keep talking. Plus 15. This is one big therapy sesh for Tamra. Alexis says that she could tell Tamra was sincere when she made her apology. Alexis forgives her. And probably forgets, too. A caller says she doesn’t believe Tamra’s changed at all and is just trying to soften her image. Tamra says that isn’t true. More questions about the 100th episode. The one thing the women regret from the retrospective is seeing their hair. Especially Vicki. And her hair was pretty bad, so yeah. I’ll give her that. Talk turns to Gretchen again and the fact that Jo called her out on her relationship with Slade. Jo says Gretchen broke the “Girl Code.” Gretchen says she did no such thing. Gretchen gave back the Rolls Royce Slade got for her birthday. Plus 10. Everyone had a beef with Gretchen this season. Everyone. It wasn’t a good season for her. They jump directly into Tamra inviting Alexis to go dress shopping with her. When Gretchen says that Tamra didn’t really want Alexis at the dress shopping day, Alexis wants to know if she was really invited or not. Tamra says yes. She was really invited and wanted there. Tamra just couldn’t tell Gretchen that. Minus 9. There’s a lot of unintelligible shrieking about who’s a liar and who isn’t a liar and who’s difficult and who isn’t and I need an aspirin. After her stunt with wearing her engagement ring from Jeff to Tamra’s dress shopping day, Gretchen apparently has a problem with being happy for other people. And now it’s time to talk about the now-canceled Malibu Country . Plus 15. Heather insists that the producers wanted a guest star to play the role of a housewife and called Gretchen who had availability issues. Then they wrote a role and called Heather specifically for that role and canned their offer to Gretchen because having two housewives from the same franchise on the show would’ve looked silly. Okay. Makes sense. Heather’s story now is that she was most upset with Gretchen for ruining Tamra’s dress shopping day with her story about Malibu Country. Which doesn’t make sense. Because that’s not at all why Heather was upset. Gretchen brings a voicemail from her agent to check her availability for Malibu Country and all the other ladies chime in that they received similar calls. Tamra gets upset that Gretchen just stood in the corner while they were dress shopping and didn’t seem at all interested in being there. Gee, Tamra. Do you think Alexis being there had anything to do with it? Minus 9 . Heather admits to being purposefully condescending to Gretchen in her text message about who called whom. Minus 10. She’s certainly not painted herself in the best light this season. She and Gretchen split hairs over whether a call to Gretchen’s agent is the same thing as a call from casting and Gretchen calls Heather “Miss Superior.” Andy asks Gretchen if she considers any of these women her friends after this season. Gretchen says “yeah, I do.” She considers Lydia and Heather friends, despite any drama this season. Plus 15. She wishes she could be friends with Tamra and doesn’t hate Alexis but doesn’t know how to get things back to where they were. She has nothing at all to say about Vicki. Alexis says that the only reason Gretchen wanted to be friends with Tamra was because Gretchen was scared of Tamra. Tamra thinks she could get her friendship back with Gretchen but she’s never going to trust her. Tamra calls Gretchen out on saying “I’m sorry you feel that way” instead of just “I’m sorry” and Gretchen says she’s heard it from two people now so she’ll take a look at it. Plus 10. The focus turns to Alexis and her claim that the women bullied her. Alexis says that the word “bully” doesn’t really matter so much as the fact that the women were just mean to her. She’s tired of hearing about it as much as everyone else is. She’s past it. Plus 12. Heather blames Alexis for the events at the CUT Fitness party because Alexis talked over Heather. But Heather never does that, does she? Nope. Not Heather. No way. Minus 2. Alexis calls Gretchen a liar and Gretchen calls Alexis fake on camera. Gretchen gets accused of being fake on camera but says the cameras actually show a lot of things about her that aren’t so flattering. Vicki says that Gretchen is fake on camera and says she doesn’t think Gretchen’s proposal to Slade would’ve happened if she hadn’t been able to do it on camera. Tamra says it’s been discussed and there’s been talk about the timing of their engagement. Lydia and Heather both question the timing and Lydia says Gretchen proposed to Slade because she didn’t have a story this season. Heather calls her out on not inviting their friends to the engagement party. Gretchen says the girls just can’t let her be happy and Heather calls the proposal “hollow.” While watching the playback, Gretchen starts to cry. Tamra goes over to comfort her ( Plus 10 ) while Alexis and Vicki shake their heads in disbelief. Vicki says she didn’t mean to make Gretchen cry. She doesn’t want Gretchen to hurt. Gretchen says that the thing that hurt most about the engagement party was that Alexis, the one person who never had anything negative to say about her relationship with Slade, wasn’t there. EPISODE TOTAL: -13 SEASON TOTAL: -247
The ladies hit the slopes tonight on The Real Housewives of Orange County . Things heat up between Gretchen and Heather as more than just snowballs are thrown between them. Was this all part of Vicki’s evil plan? We’ll find out now in our THG +/- recap! Lydia has a makeup artist come over to help her, uh, get dressed for the day. Minus 12. She’s taking all the girls to Canada to celebrate her Canadian-ness. Alexis brings her a Swarovski-covered Bible to take to Canada to protect her against the drama from the other ladies. Oh–charity event. That’s why the makeup artist is there. Tamra and Heather are shopping again and maybe Tamra didn’t pick the right dress . Tamra doesn’t like the cold. But she’s going to Canada anyway. Heather can only stay in Whistler for a short time because she has to get back to the Malibu Country set, but if she can go and support Lydia, she’s happy to do it. And maybe test Terry’s yes-man resolve in the process, right? Plus 4. Tamra and Heather discuss Lauri’s loose lips and how she told Gretchen that Vicki had a threesome. Which Gretchen proceeded to tell both Tamra and Heather on separate occasions. Minus 9 . Tamra thinks she should tell Vicki what’s being said, but Heather thinks it’s none of their business and they should just keep quiet. Yes, please listen to Heather. Gretchen is getting ready to start packing for their trip to Whistler. “Cold” for Orange County is about 60 degrees, and Gretchen seems to have a fur for every single degree. How will she ever decide which to take? Minus 9 . Alexis is packing and in addition to her ridiculous fur hat, she has a ring on her ski glove so the women won’t make fun of her ring anymore. Plus 12 Gretchen found a 1980s-esque ski suit that makes her look like a buttoned up Charlie’s Angel. Plus 10 for loving life. Vicki’s bringing the fun bus to Whistler just like she did to Mexico. And backless shirts. For below 0 temperatures. Minus 3. Lauri’s ready for the trip to Whistler. She grew up in the snow and scoffs at the other women wearing their Christian Louboutins. Heather’s going to be in Whistler for 6 hours. And then she’s headed to the set of her new show. Oh, Heather. Lydia’s excited that she planned this trip because this way she knows there won’t be any giant penises or strippers. But Vicki brought a fun bus, so there’s no telling what’s in her bag. In the bus on the ride to Whistler, Heather tells the girls that she’s not staying very long. She calls Gretchen out on the Malibu Country thing and then Alexis says they called her publicist, too. It’s Fox Five: Redux. Minus 10 Heather’s not buying that either of them got a phone call and to be honest, isn’t making herself look great. Finally, the girls are at their resort. They head to their rooms to freshen up before going to Lydia’s room to meet her uncle. She wants to protect him from the girls. Which is smart. Plus 4 . While Vicki and Lauri laugh together, Tamra fumes about what she knows. Seethes, even. Should she tell Vicki or should she not tell Vicki? That is her question. Minus 13. Gretchen asks Uncle Greg if he knows a lot about Canada. The women start laughing. Because that’s a dumb question. Dumb and hilarious. Poor Gretch. It came from a good place, right? The girls start introducing Uncle Greg and Vicki and it’s incredibly awkward. This will likely drive Vicki to drink more and make an ass of herself. We hope. Whew. Uncle Greg has a girlfriend. And with that information the room falls into an awkward silence that Heather breaks by announcing her departure. It’s time to ski! The girls meet their ski instructor and get fitted for boots and skis and Lydia’s “not a nerd.” She doesn’t ski. She snowboards. Ugh. Pretentious. Minus 9. Vicki tells Gretchen that she looks like a Q-tip and then makes fun of Gretchen’s outfit. Lighten up, Vicki. Minus 2. In the ski lift to the top of the mountain, Lydia says she’s so proud of everyone for getting along. Which means everyone’s about to get along no longer. In the other ski lift, Lauri asks Gretchen if she’s talked to Vicki yet. Gretchen drops the threesome tidbit in front of Alexis and then Lauri begins to recant her story. She never said threesome. Just that Vicki was with another woman and a man. Basically, this is Lauri’s way of putting this all on Gretchen. Minus 39. This should be fun. Before it can all fall to pieces at the top of the hill, they have to take selfies in the ski lift. Of course. Neither Alexis nor Tamra believe Vicki capable of having had a threesome. Gretchen believes it’s possible because Gretchen wants to believe it’s possible. Lydia says that no one skis anymore and wants to know what generation the other women were born in. Well, Lydia, at least three of them probably weren’t born in yours, so there’s that. Vicki and Tamra head to a bigger hill to ski together and after having some fun, Tamra tells Vicki what she’s heard from Lauri and Gretchen. Vicki’s ready to throw down with Lauri. Plus 4. Vicki asks Gretchen about the things Lauri said and eventually admits to being unfaithful to Donn. Plus 5 for honesty. She, however, refuses to admit that there’s even the slightest possibility that Gretchen never cheated on Jeff, despite Gretchen’s continued insistence that she didn’t cheat. Then Vicki throws Tamra under the bus, too. Where’s Lydia to mediate this conversation into a peaceful kumbaya? Oh, right. Snowboarding. Plus 8. Alexis skis over and wonders why the women can’t just take care of their conversations in private. Vicki says she has no desire to talk to someone who starts rumors but if she wanted to, she could let the skeletons out of Lauri’s closet. While Vicki starts to shout at Lauri and Lauri calmly defends herself, Lydia goes snowboarding right on by. Where’s Lydia’s mother with her peace-bringing ways? Vicki uninvites Lauri to dinner even though this is Lydia’s trip. Alexis, Lydia, and Tamra make snow angels (and boobs) to cope. Plus 2. Vicki leaves and Lauri and Gretchen are left standing. Lauri asserts that she never said that Vicki was having an actual threesome. Gretchen says that’s what it felt like Lauri was implying. Point to Gretchen here because that’s definitely what it seemed like Lauri was implying until just now when she’s being called on her tale-toting ways. Tamra thinks Gretchen and Lauri should both leave. Lydia blames Gretchen for starting drama on the trip. Really, Lydia? This group of women on a trip. What did you expect? EPISODE TOTAL: -57 SEASON TOTAL: -247
Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal. Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store. I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit. I think I’m in love. If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ
Tonight on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki will have to decide between Brooks and Baby Troy. Will she run away for a weekend with her lover or will her loyalty to Briana win out? We know what we’re hoping for. And it’s certainly not more screen time for Brooks. Find out who Vicki chooses as we recap tonight’s episode with our THG +/- review! Tamra and Heather kick off tonight’s episode with a glass of wine and a little girl talk. Heather felt that Gretchen and Slade’s behavior at Hot in Cleveland was disrespectful and weird. And it was. Minus 10 . Alexis and Lydia meet for coffee. Except Alexis orders tea and says she’ll “do” a banana. Then Lydia orders “basically” warm milk with a little taste of coffee. Lydia definitely doesn’t need caffeine. When Lydia tells Alexis that she went to Heather’s taping, Alexis is visibly shaken. She doesn’t like it that Lydia is spending so much time with the girls and thinks Alexis should reach out and apologize. Lydia thinks Alexis needs to make “a bold move.” And I think Lydia needs to drop it. Alexis throws out the bullying word and says she doesn’t trust Tamra but needs to let all of this go. Vicki finally admits that Brooks is her boyfriend. Since Briana and Ryan don’t want him in their home, she’s just going to visit him at his house. Which is 5 miles from her house. Which is still too far away for Vicki. Minus 12. Brooks asks Vicki to go away with him for the weekend and she says that she can’t because she’s traveling to San Diego to babysit Troy while Briana and Ryan go to the Marine Ball. Way to choose the grandma duties, Vicki! Plus 8 . She asks to reschedule, but Brooks is actually going to play Dad the following weekend, so that doesn’t work for him. Vicki asks for a raincheck and the following exchange occurs: Vicki: Can I get a raincheck? Brooks: Maybe if you’re nice. Vicki: I’m always nice. Until you piss me off. Brooks: You don’t want to piss me off either. Uh, that sounds like a threat, Vicki. Head for the hills! Minus 34. Tamra’s been asked to speak at the L.A. Women’s Expo, but she’s really nervous about the prospect of speaking in front of so many people. She hires a speech coach to come in and help her write the speech and give her pointers on delivery. During their conversation, Tamra seems vulnerable and emotional and real. It’s a different side of the brash, loud, somewhat crude Tamra we’re used to seeing. Plus 9. Lydia’s stirring something in a pot on the stove, but she’s a self-proclaimed non-domestic. She hasn’t done a load of laundry in their house. Like, ever. Minus 12 . She doesn’t make dinner. She makes reservations. Minus 12 more for good measure. Lydia tells Doug about the conversations she’s had with Puff the Magic Grandma and Doug tells her she needs to lighten up. In different words, of course. Plus 25 . Gretchen and Slade are visiting her doctor to discuss her fertility. Slade’s been snipped, so there’s that issue to work around, too. During her date with the dildo-cam, the doctor declares that Gretchen’s uterus is “nice and lush” and her follicles are “pleasantly plump.” Plus 8? Somehow knowing that much about the inner workings of Gretchen’s girl parts doesn’t feel like a plus, but we’ll run with it. The doctor recommends in vitro fertilization for Gretchen and Slade given his vasectomy and her age. Gretchen envisioned making a baby the old fashioned way. Briana, Ryan, and Vicki are heading to San Diego with Baby Troy. While Ryan and Briana are at the ball, Vicki’s playing Nana. Vicki, the 90s called, they want their “whoop” back. Ryan has a deployment to Afghanistan coming up. He’ll be gone for 11 months. Vicki vows to do whatever Briana needs her to do to help her daughter through it. Plus 7 . Terry’s taking Heather out to dinner to apologize, again, for not supporting her and dropping The D Word into their fight. Good job, Terry. Briana and Ryan leave for the ball and Vicki says she’s more than happy to be watching Baby Troy. Even if she wishes she were with Brooks. Minus 15 . Over drinks, Terry starts apologizing and says that he thinks the reason he acted like a jerk was because he worried about how Heather going back to work would affect his life. Heather’s not buying that as an excuse. After a really serious heart to heart, he passes a card across the table. He’s written a note inside that’s so sweet it makes her cry. And then he cries. And maybe I cried, too. Or it just got really dusty in here all of a sudden. Hooray! The Dubrows are good again! Plus 37. Tamra’s mom comes over to accompany her to the Women’s Expo. Tamra’s speech contains parts that might make her mom uncomfortable, but she’s pushing forward with it anyway. If she doesn’t chicken out. Lydia’s mom comes over to teach Lydia how to (half) bake a lasagna. In her one-on-one, Lydia lays all of her non-domestic tendencies on her mom because she was too busy teaching them how to throw flower petals in the air to teach them how to do practical things. And then she says she didn’t learn those things because she never had to learn those things. Way to tell the truth, Lydia. Plus 2 . Lydia says she could never measure up to being the kind of mom to her boys that her mom was to her. But wouldn’t smoking up be the answer to that? They (half) bake the lasagna and call it a day. Mom gets to smoke her joints and Lydia gets to keep her mom around. All is solved. Tamra’s at the Women’s Expo and ready to give her Keynote address. She’s looking great in a red dress. She cracks a couple of jokes that get no laughs. She starts her speech and there are tears in her voice. She talks about how her tough exterior is a mask for her insecurity and why she is the way she is. It seems like Tamra had a little enlightenment up on that stage. Good for her! Plus 20 . Tamra’s got to have a tough discussion with her mother after a speech that ripped apart her childhood. The only time Tamra can remember her parents telling her that they loved her was when she was 21 years old. Minus 4 . Not knowing how to express her emotions makes Tamra an angry woman. But Tamra wants to change that. She’s turning over a new leaf starting with telling her mother that she loves her. Plus 20. EPISODE TOTAL: +37 SEASON TOTAL: +25
Britney Spears may have at times a busted up face and weird looking boobs, but there is no denying that she has one hell of a juicy booty. Here she is leaving the studio in baggy sweatpants and still those sweet cheeks are clearly visible. I hate to say it guys, but I think I may be in love with Britney Spears’ ass. God, I hate myself right now.
Here’s Heather Graham at the Hangover 3 premiere, and after all these years, she’s still got some of the best cleavage in the business. It’s just amazing. One of these days, somebody ought to give Heather a lifetime achievement award for all the crappy movies she’s saved with those wonderful things. I’d do it myself, but Heather has been ignoring my invitations for years. Apparently she only goes to “real” awards shows, and not the ones I set up in my mom’s basement. I just don’t get it. » view all 34 photos Related Articles: Heather Graham Ruins A See Through Moment Heather Graham Is Smokin’ Heather Graham’s Lesbian Comeback Heather Graham Gets Back The Sexiness Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki invited Alexis to a party at Tamra’s new gym. Because nothing says “let’s be friends again” like inviting your former friend’s worst enemy to a party. Oh, Vicki. What else will Lady Gunvalson stir up? Read our THG +/- recap to find out now! Alexis comes to visit Vicki and gives her a little Rah Rah about her plastic surgery. And a mirror so she’ll always know how beautiful she is. Okay, okay, it’s kind of sweet. Plus 4 . Vicki drops the bomb on Alexis that she wants Alexis to come to the party at Tamra’s with her. When Vicki says she needs Alexis there, Alexis’ tone changes. Alexis wants to bring Lydia so Vicki texts Tamra to find out if that’s okay. Tamra’s response: “Yeah. I just don’t want any nonsense. This is supposed to be a happy time.” Just to recap, Alexis agrees to go to a party where she knows she’s not really wanted and asks to bring a guest. Minus 8 . Heather’s got a gig on a talk radio station. She filling in for one of their regulars to try and figure out how big the career piece of her life puzzle is. Plus 5 . Heather decides to tackle the topic of bullying on her radio show since she’s been accused of bullying Alexis. Heather tells the story of how she was bullied growing up and says that what happened to Alexis wasn’t bullying. Lydia and Alexis are getting the kids together to decorate cookies. Lydia answers the door in a skirt so short her butt is actually hanging out of it. Or maybe those are shorts? While they’re outside, Lydia tells Alexis about her meeting with Heather. Someone needs to make a gif of Alexis drinking her coffee when Lydia tells her that she knows about Cubic Zirconia-gate. Plus 4 to the person who makes that happen. Back at Casa Dubrow, Terry’s tired and doesn’t want to go out to dinner with Doug and Lydia. The Dubrows are still angling for the magazine cover, but Doug lets them down and Terry cracks a joke. Heather’s not amused. Heather says they’re not interested and Lydia seems bummed. Lydia tells the table that her mother just moved into Alexis’ old house and conversation eventually turns to the fact that Lydia will be at the party at Tamra’s gym as a guest of Alexis. Heather’s so great under pressure. Plus 5 . Slade is headed to New York to be with his son who is having another surgery. Gretchen breaks down when she thinks about how hard this is for Slade. Tamra’s getting ready for her party when Eddie comes in. She asks for advice about her dress and then snaps at him. Misplaced aggression, party of one! Minus 5 She’s upset that she said yes to Alexis being welcome at her party and hopes she will be able to keep her cool. Tamra bought special wine glasses for Gretchen and Heather but not for any of the other guests at her party. That’s sure to go over well. Minus 8 . Lydia’s a “woohoo” girl. Just like Vicki. Minus 10 . Tamra decides that Lydia is guilty by association despite the fact that Heather tries to stick up for her. Tamra has a psychic medium come over to cleanse and bless her space. The psychic feels like there will be 6 weeks until the gym is open instead of 4 and then says that the night will be smooth. Something tells me she’s not the real deal. Vicki, Lydia, and Alexis walk in and no one gets up to greet them. Heather tells Alexis it’s nice to see her and Alexis immediately calls her a phony in a one-on-one. Minus 7. She gives her peace offering to Tamra and says that businesswoman to businesswoman she wishes Tamra the best. Plus 10 . Tamra takes the ladies over to the renderings of the gym and explains what things will look like once it’s all set up and things seem to be going smoothly. Until they all sit down again. Alexis says “it takes a lot! Even a small dress line. It takes a lot!” Minus 15. Lydia thinks the room feels tense and like it’s clear that she, Alexis, and Vicki aren’t welcome to sit with the “cool” girls. Conversation is so awkward and stilted as Lydia starts grilling Gretchen on whether she has kids or is married or has a boyfriend. Gretchen says she’s got a boyfriend who is a great man and Vicki looks like she smelled something foul. Minus 12 . Tamra starts talking about the area and how she likes it because it’s industrial and Vicki interrupts with “it’s across the street from my office!” Minus 8 . Gretchen starts muttering under her breath that it’s all about Vicki again. Vicki does have a habit of doing that. Tamra asks about Troy and Vicki says “I’ve got a baby now!” Gretchen says “You’ve got a baby?” And Vicki mutters “She’s a stupid person.” Minus 8 . Heather looks so, so uncomfortable during the entire exchange and then asks if dinner’s ready. Vicki thanks Tamra for letting her bring Alexis and Tamra asks, in the spirit of honesty, why Alexis wanted to come. Once Alexis starts talking, she doesn’t stop. She’s all “bullying” and “ganging up on me” and “y’all are mean!” Minus 50 . Heather doesn’t say a word to Alexis and Alexis even starts in on Heather. Tamra says she felt she was gracious for even allowing Alexis to step foot in her space. Heather tries to have a conversation and Alexis keeps yelling over her. Tamra tries to give Heather the floor but Alexis tells her to butt out. Minus 25. And that leads Tamra to tell Alexis to get the f*** out. EPISODE TOTAL: -128 SEASON TOTAL: -27
Previously on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki invited Alexis to a party at Tamra’s new gym. Because nothing says “let’s be friends again” like inviting your former friend’s worst enemy to a party. Oh, Vicki. What else will Lady Gunvalson stir up? Read our THG +/- recap to find out now! Alexis comes to visit Vicki and gives her a little Rah Rah about her plastic surgery. And a mirror so she’ll always know how beautiful she is. Okay, okay, it’s kind of sweet. Plus 4 . Vicki drops the bomb on Alexis that she wants Alexis to come to the party at Tamra’s with her. When Vicki says she needs Alexis there, Alexis’ tone changes. Alexis wants to bring Lydia so Vicki texts Tamra to find out if that’s okay. Tamra’s response: “Yeah. I just don’t want any nonsense. This is supposed to be a happy time.” Just to recap, Alexis agrees to go to a party where she knows she’s not really wanted and asks to bring a guest. Minus 8 . Heather’s got a gig on a talk radio station. She filling in for one of their regulars to try and figure out how big the career piece of her life puzzle is. Plus 5 . Heather decides to tackle the topic of bullying on her radio show since she’s been accused of bullying Alexis. Heather tells the story of how she was bullied growing up and says that what happened to Alexis wasn’t bullying. Lydia and Alexis are getting the kids together to decorate cookies. Lydia answers the door in a skirt so short her butt is actually hanging out of it. Or maybe those are shorts? While they’re outside, Lydia tells Alexis about her meeting with Heather. Someone needs to make a gif of Alexis drinking her coffee when Lydia tells her that she knows about Cubic Zirconia-gate. Plus 4 to the person who makes that happen. Back at Casa Dubrow, Terry’s tired and doesn’t want to go out to dinner with Doug and Lydia. The Dubrows are still angling for the magazine cover, but Doug lets them down and Terry cracks a joke. Heather’s not amused. Heather says they’re not interested and Lydia seems bummed. Lydia tells the table that her mother just moved into Alexis’ old house and conversation eventually turns to the fact that Lydia will be at the party at Tamra’s gym as a guest of Alexis. Heather’s so great under pressure. Plus 5 . Slade is headed to New York to be with his son who is having another surgery. Gretchen breaks down when she thinks about how hard this is for Slade. Tamra’s getting ready for her party when Eddie comes in. She asks for advice about her dress and then snaps at him. Misplaced aggression, party of one! Minus 5 She’s upset that she said yes to Alexis being welcome at her party and hopes she will be able to keep her cool. Tamra bought special wine glasses for Gretchen and Heather but not for any of the other guests at her party. That’s sure to go over well. Minus 8 . Lydia’s a “woohoo” girl. Just like Vicki. Minus 10 . Tamra decides that Lydia is guilty by association despite the fact that Heather tries to stick up for her. Tamra has a psychic medium come over to cleanse and bless her space. The psychic feels like there will be 6 weeks until the gym is open instead of 4 and then says that the night will be smooth. Something tells me she’s not the real deal. Vicki, Lydia, and Alexis walk in and no one gets up to greet them. Heather tells Alexis it’s nice to see her and Alexis immediately calls her a phony in a one-on-one. Minus 7. She gives her peace offering to Tamra and says that businesswoman to businesswoman she wishes Tamra the best. Plus 10 . Tamra takes the ladies over to the renderings of the gym and explains what things will look like once it’s all set up and things seem to be going smoothly. Until they all sit down again. Alexis says “it takes a lot! Even a small dress line. It takes a lot!” Minus 15. Lydia thinks the room feels tense and like it’s clear that she, Alexis, and Vicki aren’t welcome to sit with the “cool” girls. Conversation is so awkward and stilted as Lydia starts grilling Gretchen on whether she has kids or is married or has a boyfriend. Gretchen says she’s got a boyfriend who is a great man and Vicki looks like she smelled something foul. Minus 12 . Tamra starts talking about the area and how she likes it because it’s industrial and Vicki interrupts with “it’s across the street from my office!” Minus 8 . Gretchen starts muttering under her breath that it’s all about Vicki again. Vicki does have a habit of doing that. Tamra asks about Troy and Vicki says “I’ve got a baby now!” Gretchen says “You’ve got a baby?” And Vicki mutters “She’s a stupid person.” Minus 8 . Heather looks so, so uncomfortable during the entire exchange and then asks if dinner’s ready. Vicki thanks Tamra for letting her bring Alexis and Tamra asks, in the spirit of honesty, why Alexis wanted to come. Once Alexis starts talking, she doesn’t stop. She’s all “bullying” and “ganging up on me” and “y’all are mean!” Minus 50 . Heather doesn’t say a word to Alexis and Alexis even starts in on Heather. Tamra says she felt she was gracious for even allowing Alexis to step foot in her space. Heather tries to have a conversation and Alexis keeps yelling over her. Tamra tries to give Heather the floor but Alexis tells her to butt out. Minus 25. And that leads Tamra to tell Alexis to get the f*** out. EPISODE TOTAL: -128 SEASON TOTAL: -27
Zac Efron, Heather Graham and Dennis Quaid along with director Ramin Bahrani were all there to celebrate their film At Any Price at the Tribeca Film Festival…
