I used to think that one of the worst things that could possibly happen is when a mom of two has the confidence to spread her legs in her underwear or even a bikini at the public pool.. Then I realized that it would probably be worse if she was naked and showing off the damage done from the lecherous creature that crawled out of her demon pussy… Then I started sexting married moms because they were low maintenance and realized that young girls who get banged out by multiple men are way more beat up in the pussy. Sure they haven’t had a 10 lbs potato rip them apart, but the thing with moms is that their pussies eventually bounce back in a big way, seeing as their husbands stop fucking them as soon as the babies happen… But that doesn’t mean Kourtney Kardashian is hot half naked, she’s just photoshopped, plastic surgery bullshit or redeemed herself in anyway – she’s a fucking Kardashian and doesn’t stand a chance…but at least she’s rich, that impresses Americans… The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom….. She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it… Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date…. The post Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this week, we reported on an epic Lark Voorhies Instagram rant in which the former Saved By the Bell star tore her ex-husband, Jimmy Green, to shreds and memorably declared that his penis reeks of corn chips. Now, Lark is back at it, and some of her latest rants include information that she’s touched on before (She’s still insisting that she never made a sex tape with Green .), while others feature surprising new revelations. (Sadly, it seems Lark has lupus.) First the sex tape tirade. In response to a Radar Online interview in which Green claimed the video includes anal sex and a number of other kinky acts, Lark posted the following: ” Anal?! Absolutely not I am appalled! I know full heartedly & 100% sure that NO tape exists! If any supposed sexual penetration on tape was transcribed, then it was done so surreptitiously and without my psychological feature and I will sue anyone who even thinks about posting any supposed screenshot of such barbarity .” Hm…It looks like Lark devotes about as much effort to choosing her words and she does to choosing her husbands. We kid. The woman’s got a lot on her plate these days, and she’s obviously in a hurry to clear the air on social media. In addition to once again affirming that her homeless gang member ex-husband is a jackass, Lark made the following revelation about her health: ” I have been the blunt of many cruel jokes at my own expense and my appearance has made headlines for all the wrong reasons which have been anything that I can fully comprehend to the fullest myself. To whom it may concern, In 2007, I was diagnosed with Lupus…While many have maliciously made fun of my heavy make-up, I’ve been having whats called butterfly rashes. Make-up seems to minimize some spots of malar rashes that come & go but have left me highly insecure .” So there you have it. Hopefully cruel comments about Lark’s appearance will come to a stop. Of course, if she really wants to stay out of the tabloids, she should stop even acknowledging the existence of her loser ex.
People were excited by the dress that Beyonce wore…you know like she was J.LO at that award show with her tits spilling out many fucking years ago…when tits spilling out of dresses were more of a shocking thing…and less of a common practice from anyone with tits trying to get noticed, despite their whole bullshit campaign about being an independent proud women, she clearly doens’t embrace her natural body and look, and instead just does what all the basics do for attention, but don’t tell her that..instead make sure the media call her “QUEEN”…either buying into her lie..in a pathetic way…or hired to do it… It’s the only way she can go to events promoting her husbands bullshit app….in her rider, that he ensured, because Beyonce is obviously rich as fuck, but everything about her screams trying too hard, and trying to trick her cheating husband into thinking she’s got sex appeal as he fucks everyone else…that isn’t her… Either way, weird, but would be nice if this was a crime against the monarchy…the ended in death…but I guess society lost it’s edge the last 400 years… TO SEE THE REST OF BEYONCE TIT CLICK HERE The post Queen Beyonce Tit, Ass and Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicki Minaj has perfected the thirst trap selfie with several of her daring outfits. But what she unleashed upon the masses this weekend was nothing short of glorious. Continue Continue reading →
For discussion … Brelyn Bowman’s Certificate Of Purity Goes Viral A beautiful Christian woman is going viral online after posting her “certificate of purity.” Newlywed Brelyn Bowman is a boutique owner and a self proclaimed Preacher of Purity… and with that in mind, when she wed her hubby gospel artist Tim Bowman Jr. she had a special wedding gift for dad. On the day of Brelyn’s nuptials she presented her father Dr. Mike Freeman, the senior pastor of Spirit Of Faith Christian Center, with a “certificate of purity” that proved to him that she was still a virgin. The certificate was so detailed in fact that it was signed by a doctor and proved that her hymen had never been penetrated. And now that Brelyn is catching flack from people outraged that she would prove her purity to her father, Dr.Freeman is clapping back. Sit down haters! Before tying the knot, Brelyn also posted an IG photo encouraging women to remain pure for their husbands like she did. What do YOU think about this certificate of purity??? Hit the flip for more. Instagram Continue reading →
The Real Housewives franchise has a revolving door of ladies. They come and go just like their husbands’ mistresses. Ahem. But when The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes announced she is quitting the show, sh*t got real. NeNe is the main star of RHOA—and the pillar of the show’s drama. Without her, there is no show. Bravo is scrambling to get NeNe back. And their efforts might be working!! Reports are coming in that NeNe might not be leaving RHOA after all. Producers have asked Queen Bee NeNe to come back to the show in a reduced role. And according to TMZ, she might agree!! Sources say that NeNe is acting like she is off the show for good. But Bravo producers are still working to have her make cameo appearances throughout the upcoming season. Initially, NeNe and Bravo couldn’t come to terms over her salary. So NeNe pulled the plug. RHOA made NeNe famous, but she has other gigs going on. Currently, she is committed to a primetime network sitcom. NeNe is rich b*tch, and she wants to stay that way. She said the only way she would juggle her new sitcom and RHOA is if Bravo upped the ante. Reports claimed that NeNe got a HUGE raise in an effort to keep her on the show. Apparently, it wasn’t enough to please the reality star. But she is willing to be a part-time housewife if the money is right. TMZ claims negotiations will begin soon. View Slideshow: 15 Fabulous NeNe Leakes Quotes
Hilarious Reactions To Weezy Vs. Thugger, Round 1 The internet has been ablaze with hot takes about the bizarro beef between Birdman’s brother husbands former and current favorites Lil Wayne and famously suspect weirdo Young Thug currently tangled in a messy squabble that spilled over when Weezy fired shots in the latest chapter of his very bitter label divorce. Hit the flip for the funniest reactions to the Lil Wayne/Young Thug beef.
Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.
