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Jesse Jane & Kayden Kross Get Touchy Feely

Posted on January 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing I like more than hot ass pornstars hanging out together in sexy outfits that barely fit over their sexy little bodies. Here are Jesse Jane and Kayden Kross getting all up close and personal with each other at the opening of the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo . I’d love to be the meat in this pornstar sandwich. I know that sounds dirty and it was meant to. Hot.

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Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal of the Day

Posted on October 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some of you may know Kayden Kross for her adult entertainment career, I know her as the girl I am going to throw into the back of my van and drive 400 miles into the middle of the woods so that she can’t escape me and has no choice but tos stick by me because I performed a ritual making her my bride while she was sleeping off the tranquilizers, all I need is a van and she’ll be mine… All bad jokes aside, along with her porn career, she is also an educated, well spoken, gentle and caring woman who wants to help you get your girl to do anal and although there are millions of articles on this online, Kayden’s advice comes from a place that doesn’t realize you guys can’t get laid, and that this advice is just going to be used on your best friend who also can’t get laid cuz you’re both horny and tired of jerking off both alone and together while watching porn……but she had good intentions and who knows, maybe it’ll come in handy one day…. Donkey Dong in the Bum Butt Sex.

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Roxy Carter Picture Moment

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Jenna Haze Shit Herself in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 2 Comments

Jenna Haze is one of the more popular pornstars around from what I remember someone in the industry telling me and I guess it has to do with her having natural tits and possibly lookin’ young compared to the other haggared bitches who fuck on camera for money, but I like to think it has to do with her anal sex scenes, which as you can see have damaged her enough to lose all control of her bowels….. Here she is in her fucking bikini, which none of you really give a fuck about because you’ve seen her have dirty fucking sex of all varieties

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Cougar Convention in San Francisco of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a funny convention that I think I should organize the after party to, because Cougars in their knowledge of cock, need for male attention and love for younger cock because the chances of it ending up in another failed marriage are slim to none, keeping the relationship strictly fucking sexual is amazing to come across one night randomly at the bar, but much more amazing to walk in on a whole group of bitches who have already embraced the lifestyle enough to travel to conventions designed for them, you know this isn’t a one too many drink situation, this is a lifestyle, just be sure to wear a fuckin’ condom, cuz these older whores are known to be dirty from fuckin’ a lot and not using condoms since getting pregnant is a lot of the time all they really want…. Sure this is an example of giving women too many rights, making them think this lifestyle is amazing, when really they are miserable and just wish they had a man to serve and be controlled by, but at least they put out…

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Hayden Panettiere in Her Pink Spandex Shorts of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I first saw these Hayden pics, I thought “gross, I can see her balls” or vagina shaped like balls, like she was a gay dude on rollerskates, but as I saw them from a little closer I may or may not have got a little turned on. There’s just something about tight spandex, vagina hugging shorts that drive me a little bananas, shit just gets my nuts goin nuts, even if the bitch is built like a pick-up truck, maybe even is a little manly in her stance, or short in her stature, but these shorts just cancel all that out and are a huge reason why I sit by the bike path every weekend watching rollerbladers go by cuz they aren’t just for celebs you know, they are everywhere and I love them.

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The Georgetown Cuddler is Amazing of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This dude is the single greatest sex offender I have come across. Just yesterday I was telling this hot chick I was walking down the street with that it’d be amazing to randomly hug people, you know just videotape us walking up to random people from behind and giving them a real solid fuckin’ hug, something loving that you’d expect to get from an old friend, just to see their reaction, but this weirdo, the Georgetown Cuddler, took it to the next fucking level, snuck into beds at night and cuddled up to single girls and that deserves a fuckin’ toast, or even a minor celebration cuz that is on some whole other level that I wish I was creepy enough to be on but still feel like I connect with…Especially since “Cuddles” used to be my obnoxious catch phrase when ripping into people online…

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Nessa Devil Picture Moment

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

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Kayden Kross Picture Moment

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Naughty blond super hottie, Kayden Kross got her start in the business of getting naked when she began working as a stripper at age 18. Soon after, she was being contacted by adult magazines and pornographers from all over. She then signed a contract with Vivid in 2006 and has gone on to be nominated for multiple AVN and F.A.M.E. Awards, including “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene.” Now, just let that mental image set in…

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Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me. I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front. So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me.

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