If you’re curious about kinky S&M with an artistic twist, don’t miss ladies like Lucy Liu , Sasha Grey , and Sharon Kelly getting nude and strung up. They’re uncovering and hovering on our Top 10 Nude and Suspended, but you’re the one who’ll feel well hung! 10 Helga Lin
Hip hop artist RZA can now add “film director” to his already impressive resume. The co-founder of the Wu-Tang Clan completed his first feature, the action pic The Man with the Iron Fists , in which he appears along with Jamie Chung, Russell Crowe, Lucy Liu, Dave Bautista and more. RZA says Comic-Con itself inspired him by “coming across great art and lots of life.” He also gives his take on Quentin Tarantino (RZA scored Kill Bill ) who inspired him to make movie set in feudal China. Written by Eli Roth and RZA, the story revolves around a blacksmith who makes weapons for a small village and finds himself having to defend himself and his fellow villagers. Beyond the Trailer host Grace Randolph chats with RZA at Comic-Con who gives insight on how the movie got made and what kind of director he wants to be.
It’s a big day for reputable news outlets to make a fool of themselves. First CNN announces that SCOTUS spiked Obamacare, now CBS Los Angeles is announcing a greenlight on a film — The Big Lebowski 2 — that anyone with an ounce of common sense knows is not real. Picking up on a story from SuperOfficialNews.com (which sources “The Ass Press”) CBS Los Angeles invites fans of The Big Lebowski to “lift up your white russian!” According to the post, Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, John Turturro, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Julianne Moore are allegedly on board for a Lebowski sequel called The Big Lebowski 2: The Dude Goes To Washington . The premise has it that the local bowling alley is being turned into a parking garage and only The Dude’s son (Jesse Eisenberg), as the world’s youngest Congressman, can help. No diss to SuperOfficialNews.com, whose other joke pieces include Pat Robertson announcing he is gay and Facebook announcing a for-pay “gold account” , but this one is so… not-really-all-that-funny that I guess one could be forgiven for thinking it is real. Nevermind that the Coen Brothers have basically disowned The Big Lebowski , repeatedly shrugging off its cultural importance at press events and refusing to involve themselves in the ever popular Lebowski Fests. If you recall, when the only news source more trusted than SuperOfficialNews — Tara Reid — mentioned she was doing a Lebowski sequel, the Coen Brothers publicly scoffed at her . The CBS Los Angeles piece has no byline, but I imagine the author might deflect with “new shit has come to light” or “lotta ins lotta outs, lotta what have yous.” If they raised their voice in defiance, a quieting “calmer than you are” might be the only retort. [ CBS Los Angeles , SuperOfficialNews ]
Also in Thursday afternoon’s round up of news briefs, the folks at the Academy announced some new rules in various categories governing the Oscars. A comedy and a thriller head to U.S. theaters and a Halle Berry thriller gets some legs. Academy Makes Some Rule Changes for 2013 Oscars The significant changes are in the Music, Foreign Language and Visual Effects categories. Here’s a rundown: A fourth songwriter for an individual song be considered in rare and extraordinary circumstances (previously it was two); Foreign-language films must be submitted to the Academy in 35mm or DCP, but are no longer required to be exhibited in those formats in their countries of origin; The Oscar in the Makeup category will now be known as “Makeup and Hairstyling Award”; In the Visual Effects category, nominees will be selected from a pool of ten films chosen by the Branch Executive Committee by secret ballot (previously, the committee could put forward as many as ten productions or as few as seven). My Worst Nightmare Heads to U.S. Strand Releasing picked up U.S. rights to Anne Fontaine’s comedy My Worst Nightmare starring Isabelle Huppert, Benoit Poelvoorde and Andre Dussollier. The droll comedy centers on an uptight contemporary gallery owner who falls in an unlikely relationship with a crass contractor who is in the process of remodeling her apartment. The Selling Goes GoDigital The company will release the comedic horror The Selling directed by Emily Lou, which picked up five awards at last year’s LA Comedy Film Festival including Best Feature. Around the ‘net… Nora Ephron Service Planned for July 9th Ephron’s son Jacob Bernstein said details about the service are still in the works. Ephron died Tuesday in New York, age 71, AP reports . Fifty Shades of Grey Beats One Million Sales Record EL James’s Fifty Shades of Grey has become the fastest adult paperback novel to sell one million print copies. The first in the erotic trilogy passed the million mark in 11 weeks, surpassing the previous record of 36 weeks by Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code . Ryan Gosling has been rumored to be up for the lead in the film version. Universal already has the film rights. BBC reports . Studios Join Halle Berry Thriller The Hive production starring Halle Berry and Abigail Breslin is getting partners. WWE Studios and Toika Pictures are teaming to co-produce and co-finance the thriller about a kidnapping of a teen girl, directed by Brad Anderson, Deadline reports .
It looks like Wu-Tang Clan’s RZA has learned well from his masters — they being the Hong Kong grindhouse filmmakers of yesteryear whose slicing, dicing martial arts exports clearly influenced more than just the rapper-actor’s musical side, not to mention the reigning icon of modern exploitation cinema culture, Quentin Tarantino . Watch Russell Crowe , Lucy Liu , Pam Grier , Jamie Chung , and RZA himself chop, stab, kick, and fight their way through the bloody first redband trailer for The Man with the Iron Fists ! RZA stars in the film as the eponymous man with the iron fists, a small-town blacksmith in feudal China (the kind of fantasy “feudal China” where RZA can play a local and everyone speaks English) who jumps into action in defense of his village, though the trailer smartly glosses over anything resembling a plot and cuts right to the selling point: This cast, equipped with a plethora of weapons, fighting each other as if in a gloriously lush contemporary Shaw Brothers flick. In addition to earning a “Presented by Quentin Tarantino” credit, RZA’s kung fu actioner is co-written by Eli Roth, who also produced. But QT and Roth aren’t the only veterans RZA surrounded himself with for his feature directing debut: He’s got Corey Yuen onboard as fight choreographer and Chi Ying Chan ( Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame ) as DP, along with a host of supporting cast members plucked from the worlds of action and Chinese film, including Dave Bautista, Cung Le, Daniel Wu, Rick Yune, and Gordon Liu. CG blood squibs too-frequently come off as a silly workaround, so it’ll remain to be seen just how these fight sequences play within the film. But the glimpses we see here promise inventive framing and action choreography, not to mention some painful-looking bladed weapons and a studied eye for the genre. Verdict: Where can I sign up for Lucy Liu’s school of killing for girls?? O-Ren Ishii lives on! Synopsis: Quentin Tarantino presents The Man With the Iron Fists, an action-adventure inspired by kung-fu classics as interpreted by his longtime collaborators RZA and Eli Roth. Making his debut as a big-screen director and leading man, RZA—alongside a stellar international cast led by Russell Crowe and Lucy Liu—tells the epic story of warriors, assassins and a lone outsider hero in nineteenth-century China who must unite to destroy the clan traitor who would destroy them all. Since his arrival in China’s Jungle Village, the town’s blacksmith (RZA) has been forced by radical tribal factions to create elaborate tools of destruction. When the clans’ brewing war boils over, the stranger channels an ancient energy to transform himself into a human weapon. As he fights alongside iconic heroes and against soulless villains, one man must harness this power to become savior of his adopted people. Blending astonishing martial-arts sequences from some of the masters of this world with the signature vision he brings as the leader of the Wu-Tang Clan and as one of hip-hop’s most dominant figures of the past two decades, RZA embarks upon his most ambitious, stylized and thrilling project to date. On top of this, we’ve got the first few images from the film. This one’s quite eye-popping, indeed. Oh, and have you seen the poster for Man with the Iron Fists ? I can’t not get excited about this. [Trailer debut at IGN ]
Steven Spielberg’s War Horse is masterly, accomplished, stirring, a real bang-up, show-off job — and watching it, I kept wishing it had been made by someone else, someone younger who hasn’t already proved dozens of times, beyond the point of redundancy, how much he cares about what he puts on the screen. Because Spielberg does care, and not just about the movies he makes himself. His forebears are with him every step of the way: With War Horse he tries on many masks, including those of David Lean, John Ford, Stanley Kubrick and David O. Selznick, just because he’s Steven Spielberg and he can. He wants to be everyone and everything at once: At times it’s way too much, but at others it’s a relief. In an Oscar-grabby end-of-year movie landscape littered with itsy-bitsy fuzzy-wuzzy literary adaptations and colorless apologias for lady monsters (I’m looking at you, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and Iron Lady ), why shouldn’t there be room for an old-school road-show picture with crazy-ass classical-filmmaking values? There’s something to be said for just sitting back and delivering yourself into the hands of a guy who creates a dissolve in which a piece of bumpy knitting transforms itself into a rock-strewn, hardscrabble landscape. Who else today would dare? Maybe it’s that unapologetic cornpone aesthetic, even more than all that virtuoso filmmaking, that makes War Horse so engaging. From the moment you see the foal Joey, having only recently squeezed forth from his mother’s womb, finding his matchstick legs on sturdy English soil, you’re either in the game or you’re not. Later, when Joey’s a bit older, he’s bought by an impoverished farmer, Ted Narracott (Peter Mullan), to spite his arrogant landlord (David Thewlis), who also had been eyeing the horse at auction. The purchase is immediately problematic: Joey isn’t a workhorse, which is what Ted and his family, including wife Rose (a half-winsome, half-grave Emily Watson) and teenage son Albert (Jeremy Irvine), need in order to save their failing farm. But Albert has already fallen in love with Joey, who was born and raised on a neighboring property — Albert had long been wooing the horse, discerning in him not just beauty but sterling character. Albert is right, of course: Joey not only helps save the farm, but when war — the Great one — breaks out, he’s sold out from under poor Albert and goes on to endure numerous hardships and touch the lives of everyone who’s lucky enough to stroke his noble, glossy, star-splashed head. Those include a noble but ill-fated English cavalry officer, Captain Nicholls (Tom Hiddleston), a French farmer and his fragile but feisty granddaughter (Niels Arestrup and Celine Buckens), and two nameless soldiers, one English and one German, who momentarily — I kid you not — forget their nation’s differences and reach across the bleak stretches of No Man’s Land to perform the ultimate act of kindness. Will Joey ever make it back to Albert, with whom he clearly longs to be? You can probably guess. But it’s important not to judge the bones of the story until you see what Spielberg does with it. (The script was adapted, by Lee Hall and Richard Curtis, from Michael Morpurgo’s slim, direct 1982 young adult novel. That material has also, of course, been turned into an acclaimed play, with puppets substituting for real horses; Spielberg was inspired to make the film after seeing the play.) This is the kind of excess you can get away with only when you’re Steven Spielberg, and maybe not even then. The filmmaker has surrounded himself with his usual posse, an all-star lineup of crackerjack craftspeople: Janusz Kaminski shoots the craggily gorgeous Devon countryside as if he were looking at it through God’s eyes. At one point he lights Joey in his stable — the character is played by 14 different horses — as if he were the Blessed Virgin on a holy card, a nimbus of gold emanating from his visage. John Williams, who has written some of the most superb scores in modern film but who, like every other superstar composer, is also sometimes guilty of phoning them in, is on top of his game here: The combat footage is heralded by lots of meaty brass and strings, but the most beautiful sections are the more pastoral ones, where the composer channels another Williams (or, rather a Vaughan Williams), Ralph: You can hear traces of the trilling sweetness and delicacy of “The Lark Ascending,” one of the most beautiful and most quintessentially English pieces of music ever composed. For the actors, War Horse is something of a round robin, the action passing from one character to another and only sometimes weaving back again. Spielberg is often too sentimental a director, and there are moments in War Horse that come close to being spongey-soft. But somehow the actors here save Spielberg from his worst impulses: Hiddleston plays that cavalry officer with the kind of slow-burning dignity that’s more archetypal than stereotypical; with his scrubbed-clean skin and carefully pomaded hair, he seems to know what England he’s fighting for, and he dresses the part until the end. Irvine, making his film debut, shows a suitable naïvete tempered by good instincts — he avoids mawkishness, perhaps only narrowly, but it’s a performance that always has mud on its shoes. And Arestrup packs a great deal of unfiltered feeling into the small role of the French grandfather. The bags beneath his eyes are packed with sorrow and happiness and everything in between. In War Horse Spielberg indulges his most melodramatic impulses, and sometimes they lead him astray: He’s a little cheap, for example, in the way he uses animal endangerment and suffering as a pulse point — a sequence in which the camera fixates on Joey’s stumbling leg as he painstakingly pulls an artillery cart that’s far too heavy for him is typical Spielbergian overkill. But melodrama isn’t a dirty word, and Lord knows there are few contemporary directors who know how to do it well, if at all. This movie is also, of course, an extended wartime metaphor, one that’s aware of the costs to both sides: Spielberg shows young, callow German and English soldiers alike, all unaware of what’s about to befall them. And when Spielberg goes big — as he does in the picture’s integral cavalry charge sequence — he does it right, capturing the essence of wartime chaos with clear images and clean cutting. (It’s almost as tense and meticulous a battle sequence as the one the young Branagh gave us in Henry V .) I saw War Horse at a critics’ screening and noted plenty of snickering around me, at the picture’s sometimes too-naked emotion, at its “Look at me, I’m Steven Spielberg!” panoramic landscapes, at the beatific lighting of the equine central character. The downer, of course, is that we already know Spielberg knows how to pull off all of these things well, perhaps better than anyone — now that Lean and Ford and everyone else is dead, it’s as if he feels he has no one to top but himself, and that’s a sad place for a filmmaker to be. But for all its borrowing from old Hollywood, I don’t think War Horse is particularly nostalgic. The word I’d use is wistful . It’s the largest, most lavish handful of wistfulness money can buy, and sometimes it’s too much. Yet it’s nice to know that even Steven Spielberg can still wish for something. Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . 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In the new trailer for Detachment — the latest entry in the teachers-are-big-ole-saints genre of filmmaking, Adrien Brody plays a teacher who has not spent all his life living in a gangsta’s paradise. That’s where the conflict is. He wants to help his group of troubled students, but he can barely get them to sit down, let alone listen up. The execution looks charming enough, and the movie fared well at Tribeca, so let’s indulge director (and showman ) Tony Kaye’s vision and dig this new group of Freedom Writers. All the requisite tropes are in place: martyr classroom demeanor, a couple of emotional conniptions, students who don’t care about their grades, personal attacks waged against the teacher, and best of all, the possibility of a weird romance between instructor and student. Sandy Dennis mastered this in Up the Down Staircase , y’all. And Adrien Brody emitted more personality with his cameo as Salvador Dali in Midnight in Paris than he does in this entire movie, but I can’t deny the crowd-pleasing (and pretty crazy) nature of this story. Let’s watch The Pianist get pissed. Verdict : Ehhh, what the hell, enroll me.
It’s a good week to be an animation fan, what with Rango garnering rave reviews and a new trailer for the Shrek spin-off Puss in Boots hitting the web. (Unless, like me, you caught the Puss in Boots teaser in theaters at midnight in front of the aptly-named Beastly . Not a smart life choice, in retrospect.) But what mystical, family-friendly, Eastern-influenced laughs await us in the new trailer for Kung Fu Panda 2 ?
It’s a good week to be an animation fan, what with Rango garnering rave reviews and a new trailer for the Shrek spin-off Puss in Boots hitting the web. (Unless, like me, you caught the Puss in Boots teaser in theaters at midnight in front of the aptly-named Beastly . Not a smart life choice, in retrospect.) But what mystical, family-friendly, Eastern-influenced laughs await us in the new trailer for Kung Fu Panda 2 ?