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Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen… I’m a life fan. She is my life work. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joy Corrigan Looking Slutty of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls..they get all the pick-up truck, burger joint, jobs..when they should really just be working at the Fort Lauderdale hooters…thanks to her mangled face no one would care about…if she didn’t have them tits… The post Joy Corrigan Looking Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right… That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page… I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it… VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE

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stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC , because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses… So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing… So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened…. I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique… Pics via THEHEADHUNTR Masks via MASKMANIAC

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Jessica Alba Needs to Go Back to Pregnancy of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done. Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her…. Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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Gisele’s Hot Mom Body of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fine. I’ll stop beating the dead horse with my dick. Gisele isn’t a tranny from Brazil. Tom Brady isn’t a faggot who joined football for sexual reasons. The baby wasn’t staged to kill the rumors cuz they are rich and powerful and can afford to manipulate the world with fake babies…..as long as she agrees to keep on putting out modeling pics like this…cuz dick or not…sometimes it’s ok to stop asking questions…and take things at face value…especially if face value looks like this and if we really need an expert opinion, I have no problem volunteering my mouth to explore the mangled mess in her panties, cuz cock or not, getting off to this is not homo…even if it’s smoke, mirrors, duct tape and photoshop…..good enough for me….and I’m sure it’s good enough for you too…you sick fuck

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Eliza Dushku Wears Boyfriend Jeans of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I hear this Boyfriend term all the fucking time lately.

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Kate Hudson’s Hot Mom Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit….. None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants…. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress… Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics… Pics via INF

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LeVar Burton Shows Off His Twisted Metal

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Ride Me LeVar Burton just Tweeted about Monday night’s car accident — and even included a lovely Twitpic of his mangled vehicle.He writes: “Woke up feeling like I was hit by a car. Oh wait, I was..Thanks for all of your thoughts, prayers & good wishes!”As … Permalink

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