Playwright, lecturer, and author Williams Wells Brown (pictured) is recognized for two historic feats in the literary world: He was the first African American to…
Carey Mulligan creeps me the fuck out regardless of being in photoshoots for Flaunt Magazine designed to creep me out. She’s just got a robot, possessed, demon of a vibe to her….you know with constant empty stares and average at best looks.. Sure she’s a big star in a big movie, but that doesn’t mean I am into her cold dead eyes….even if girls with no soul are usually my type…. Either way, here’s the freak…
I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people….. So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics. Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch…. I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened. I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her…. Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.
Candice Swanepoel gave Utah a shout out, because either she shot this pic there, or she feels as though Utah is just a Cowboy filled land of polygamous relationships, that I would like to hope she is planning on retiring to, because it feels like South Africa, but more importantly, because it feels good to have multiple dick on call….not that she’s a man in a mormom home, but she’s Candice Swanepoel, fit and hot enough to make anything she want happen…like turn me on dressed like a cowgirl leading to impure thoughts of her in the barn, covered in manure, getting fucked up the ass with a rake while sucking me off….not that that is something she wants to have happen, but this is the internet, let’s pretend.
Looks like she’s doing the Cher…all new mom, full face of botox, wrecked while doing a little fitness….It’s Megan Fox people, she doesn’t matter anymore, you know now that she barely gets work, and more importantly now that she’s in her 30s and has brought the spawn of David from 90210 to existence, like some bitch who has been held captive in Ohio, that no one bothered saving cuz she was too much of a cunt. But I’ll still look on and judge her form…I’m forgiving like that….or maybe I’m just a pervert. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Okay, it’s official: I’m a fan of Courtney Stodden . Sure, it’s still hard for me to believe she’s only 18, but you guys know I have a weak spot for Daisy Dukes, busty blonde nobodies and stripper heels. It’s my Kryptonite. Somebody help me out here though, does it still qualify as Daisy Dukes if you can barely see them, or is it called something else? Either way, enjoy. I know I will. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
FOR TICKET INFO CLICK HERE! http://www.mattybraps.com/events Hi BBoys & BGirls, I’m SUPER excited to announce a show in Los Angeles! The show is Sunday, July… http://www.youtube.com/v/TyJ6QV4ki5Y?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Excerpt from: Los Angeles Concert Announcement (Club Nokia – July 14th)