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A Brief History of Presidential Promises to End US Oil Addiction, by Jon Stewart (Video)

Image via Yannig Roth Each and every one of the last 8 presidents, at one point during their presidencies, announced to the public that the United States needs to end its dependence on oil. Whether it was Carter, Nixon, or even George W., they all sounded the call for a shift towards cleaner, safer energies. Obama did it again last Tuesday night. Of course, we all know where each of those respective calls for action have landed us … Here, Jon Stewart takes us on a farcical tour of the history of presiden… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Electrolux Design Competition Finalists are Just Weird This Year

Every year the Electrolux Design Competition introduces some fascinating concepts into the world of food; sometimes they are even green; this year most of them are just bizarre. Perhaps the prize should be a copy of Michael Pollan’s Food Rules; these people have never seen a kitchen, and in fact seem anti-food. Emma, shown above, doesn’t even have a kitchen, but a holodeck helmet that lets her see an virtual one. “The thoughts of the user are then transmitted to robotic chefs within the building who then prepare the visualised meal in a real kitchen and with real ingredients. In effect, the headset replaces the need for kitchen appliances in ind… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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A Closer Look: Phillies Second Baseman Chase Utley

Lynne Sladky – AP 19 days ago: Philadelphia Phillies’ Chase Utley, left, is congratulated by teammate Raul Ibanez (29) after scoring on a single by Ryan Howard in the fifth inning during a baseball game against the Florida Marlins in Miami, Friday, May 28, 2010. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky) View full size photo

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World Cup 2010 Argentina Vs. South Korea Preview: Taking Control Of Group B

David Cannon – Getty Images 4 days ago: JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA – JUNE 12: Gabriel Heinze of Argentina celebrates with teammate Javier Mascherano (L) after scoring the opening goal during the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa Group B match between Argentina and Nigeria at Ellis Park Stadium on June 12, 2010 in Johannesburg, South Africa. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images) View full size photo

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World Cup 2010: Argentina v South Korea – live! | Paul Doyle

Press that there auto-refresh button for the latest updates. And why not email paul.doyle@guardian.co.uk with your thoughts or catch up with Sean Ingle’s live blog Chris de Burgh update “Chris de Burgh was not born in Buenos Aires, and I should know because I’m watching it here and there’ s no sign of him, unless he’s lipped down the crack between the cooker and the work surface again,” protests Daniel He was in fact born in Venado Tuerto in Santa Fe, Argentina. Venado Tuerto is Spanish for ‘One-Eyed Stag’. Coincidence?” Half-time: Back very soon. GOAL! Argentina 2-1 South Korea (Chung-Young 45) Powerful evidence for all those who insist Argentina’s defence will be their undoing in this tournament. Demichelis dawdled dumbly at the back, allowing the striker to nick the ball off him and lift it over the keeper and into the net. That sets the second half up nicely. 43 min: Glorious from Messi! That was one of his PlayStation dribbles, zigzagging through the middle of the Korean defence before attempting a cute lob from the edge of the area. Sadly, it fell inches wide. “Can we have a big shout-out to the officials at this World Cup (even Howard Webb)?” pleads Fraser Thomas. “I think it’s been outstanding overall (that Seychelles guy excepted). The linesman for the second Argentina goal got it spot on. I was convinced it was offside.” I too have noticed that the refs have ben good. But hold on, isn’t it said that the refs are only good when you don’t notice them? Now I’m confused. 41 min: Messi wins the ball deep in his own half and skitters all the way down the left wing before feeding Tevez. The perfect counter-attack is foiled, however, when Tevez tries to take on a defender too many, rather than pass right to the unmarked Higuain. “German TV have just trotted out a stat that the Korean players are on average ten centimetres shorter than their opponents,” blabs Iain Copestake. “However, they have failed to mention the drag coefficients cause by Argentina having far more hair.” 39 min: Sung-ryong fumbles a Maxi cross but then redeems himself with a terrific one-handed save from Di Maria’s shot. 37 min: The only way South Korea are going to get back into this is if they spike the Argentinian drinks at half-time. The South Americans are lording it over them. 35 min: Chu-Young attempts to bring his team back into the game by smashing a freeekick into the top corner from 30 yards. Instead he found only the wall. GOAL! Argentina 2-0 South Korea (Higuain 32′) Tevez deserves high praise here. He pursued two Koreans into the corner and then robbed the. They responded by kicking him to the ground and conceding a freekick. Messi took it short to Maxi, who chipped it towards the penalty area. Burdisso flicked on and Higuain, at the back post, nodded past a rather maladroit-looking keeper. 31 min: Argentina remain in full control, pinging the ball around with speed and purpose. The Koreans simply can’t get near them. 29 min: Another Argentina move is brought to an end by Mascherano, who clatters characteristically into Jung-woo. 27 min: Here’s trouble: Cho bundles over Messi to concede a freekick about five yards outside the box, quite central. Messi rolls it to Tevez, who thunders it just over the bar. 26 min: A lull. “Re: Ian Burch’s suggestion. As an Englishman, I’d welcome the opportunity to listen to any other anthem rather than a dirge about two unjustifiable entities,” tubthumps Neill Brown. “Why don’t England just play Mamma Mia? A Swedish version of a past-it view of Italian customs. It may be a nice contrast to Capello’s past-it version of Sven’s tactics.” 24 min: Tevez shrugs off the attentions of Jung-soo and drives his way into the box … before being forced back out again by Beom-seok. 23 min: Argentina change: Samuel off, Burdisso on. “I can just imagine a tango version of the Lady in Red, available in all good bargain bins from Monday,” croons Justin Spencer. 21 min: Samuel has hobbled off the pitch to receive treatment, seemingly to his ham-string. With whom will Diego replace the centreback if necessary? Milito? 20 min: Messi dabs in another freekick. It grazes the top of Demichelis’s mane and droops into the keeper’s arms. 18 min: Ki-hun lets fly from 25 yards and it hurtles just over the bar. GOAL! Argentina 1-0 South Korea (Chu-young og 16) Messi fizzed in a freekick from the left and, inexcusably, Chu-young, supposedly helping back in defence, was taken by surprise and let it rebound off him and into the net from six yards. 13 min: Korea have ventured into Argentinian territory for practically the first time, and have decided to spend a little time there. So far all it’s yielded is a succession of throw-ins, and welcome respite for their defence. 11 min: Di Maria has burned brightly in these early stages, and, after a deft piece of trickery down the left, floated over a delicious cross that Higuain narrowly failed to meet. 9 min: Khun booked for a ludicrously blatant barge on Messi. “When Fifa draw the names out of the hat for the groups why can’t they draw the national anthems of each country out of a hat as well> ” drools Ian Burch. “In theory we could get Germany singing God Save the Queen, which in reality is what they should be singing anyway.” Excellent idea. 7 min: Maxi dinks the ball wide to Higuain, who has two players in the box to aim at, but prefers to pick out a photographer behind the goal. 6 min: Argentina are monopolising the ball so far, but mostly in front of the clustered Koreans. “Is there any method at all in playing Guitierrez at right-back?” wonders Alex Hendriksen. “It just seems like pure madness to me.” I guess it could be construed as a declaration of audacious intent. Or pure contrariness. 4 min: Tevez slips the ball through to Di Maria, who darts twixt two defenders but then shoots into the sidenetting from a tight angle. “That’s an awesome photograph of Diego!” jubilates Ivich. “He is always so animated; a delight for photographers. In fact on FIFA’s website, click on Team Argentina and you’ll find more pictures of Maradona than of the players during the training session. I love how he is taking the spotlight away from his star-studded team.” 3 min: Korea’s early ambition is clear: not to concede. All of their players are behind the ball. 2 min: Park tracks back to deflected the ball behind for a corner. Messi takes. Messi botches. 1 min: Argentina kick off. Angel di Maria, who was drab against Nigeria, seeks to atone for that straight away by going on a tango through the Korean defence. He beat two before being dispossessed. National anthems: The Argentinian one sounds like it was written by Chris De Burgh in one of his more mawkish moods. Maybe it was? Chris was, after all, born in Buenos Aires. That’s some quality trivia, right there. The Korean is quite soporofic, but in a pleasant way, the sort of tune you might listen to while dozing in your favourite armchair on a Sunday afternoon, with your trusty copy of the Observer over your knees to keep you warm, and enlightened. That’s some quality plugging, right there. 12:22pm: The teams are in the tunnell, and the cards are on the table: Gareth Southgate on ITV has predicted a Korea win. I, on the other hand, forsee a 2-2 draw. But what about top footballing brain, Jonathan Wilson, what’s on his mind? “I went to Ghana training yesterday,” warbles Jonthan from South Africa. “The highlight was Richard Kingson complaining his Italian wedding shoes (he marries on July 17) have been sent to a neighbour’s place, then discovering one of the journalists there has a brother who lives next door to him.” 12:20pm: “Do you have any indication of why Diego Milito isn’t starting for Argentina?” blubs Adam Subkow. “I ask not just because of the fantastic season he had at Inter, but also because he’s in my fantasy football team, and I need points!” It’s because El Diego prefers Higuain … but not for much longer, I’ll wager, if Higuain misses as many sitters today as he did against Nigeria. Preamble: This could be a cracker. At last. It will certainly be a proper test for Argentina. South Korea are well-drilled, fit, clever and quick. Their movement made loobies of Greece in the last match and of many others, including the Ivory Coast, in pre-tournament friendlies. So they have the wherewithal to expose Argentina’s defensive fragility – Park Ji Sung v Jonas Gutierrez, anyone? – and also to get stuck into a midfield that, I suspect, is also brittle. The best way for Argentina to subdue them will, of course, be to outgun them. They sure have the artillery. So let the fusillade commence. Please. Teams: Argentina: 22-Sergio Romero; 2-Martin Demichelis, 13-Walter Samuel, 6-Gabriel Heinze, 17-Jonas Gutierrez; 14-Javier Mascherano, 20-Maxi Rodriguez, 7-Angel Di Maria; 10-Lionel Messi, 11-Carlos Tevez, 9-Gonzalo Higuain. South Korea: 18-Jung Sung-ryong; 2-Oh Beom-seok, 12-Lee Young-pyo, 4-Cho Yong-hyung, 14-Lee Jung-soo, 8-Kim Jung-woo, 16-Ki Sung-yong, 7-Park Ji-sung, 17-Lee Chung-yong, 10-Park Chu-young, 19-Yeom Ki-hun. Referee: Frank De Bleeckere (Belgium) World Cup 2010 Argentina South Korea Paul Doyle guardian.co.uk

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The one-legged stripper exist

OMFG! Now, I have seen it all. Why isn’t this bish on America’s Got Talent? GOD DAMN. On my list of mythical creatures to find, the one-legged stripper comes right after the tooth fairy, the unicorn and the gay man who doesn’t live with roommates AND has his own car. As my fam at O Hell Nawl aptly put it: “This heffa is missing everything that a stripper is supposed to be in possession of! Namely, Lotion and limbs.” http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=15190 added by: knowandtell

Defending the Indefensible: ABC’s Moran, Stephanopoulos Shill for Obama’s Gulf Address

Despite widespread criticism of President Barack Obama’s Oval Office address on the Gulf oil spill–including flak from MSNBC’s left-wing posse of Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Howard Fineman–ABC’s Terry Moran and George Stephanopoulos on the June 15 “Nightline” fawned over the president’s speech and ignored its obvious shortcomings. In recapping the address, Moran could not contain his adulation for Obama’s ability to assert his presidential authority and inspire the nation: “For the first time in the Oval Office, President Obama addressed the nation. A nation anxious and doubtful about his leadership on the environmental catastrophe that’s unfolded in the Gulf for 57 days. So, the main goal tonight, show the country he’s truly in charge.” “President Obama, who finished a two-day trip to the Gulf Coast this afternoon, clearly wanted to project power in his handling with the oil spill, and the most direct way to do that is to use the language of war of the commander-in-chief.” “As the cleanup efforts continue to grapple with the giant spill, residents all along the coast have grown more and more worried, more and more angry and the president spoke to that directly tonight, and he made a promise.” “At the end, like so many in the Oval Office before him, President Obama asked for prayers.” Moran praised Obama for taking charge of the Gulf, but failed to acknowledge critics who point out that the commander-in-chief dawdled for 57 days before addressing the nation. The “Nightline” anchor lauded Obama for engendering in Gulf Coast residents a sense of hope, but he ignored the cries of local fishermen who have criticized the president’s handling of the spill. Gushing like an uncapped oil well, Moran discarded journalistic integrity and reported only portions of the address he wanted his viewers to see. In contrast, NewsBusters reported that MSNBC’s liberal panel excoriated the president. Olbermann quipped, “Maybe I missed something. I thought it was a great speech if you’ve been on another planet for the last 57 days.” Matthews promised to “barf” if the president mentioned the Energy Secretary’s Nobel Prize again. Fineman lamented, “We want to explain how we`re going to clean up the Gulf. We want to talk about long-range goals. But this 15 or 16 or 17-minute speech really didn’t go into any of those things in detail.” After adorning Obama with plaudits, Moran brought on Stephanopoulos, a former Bill Clinton operative turned political correspondent, who made the unconscionable claim that Obama’s speech was brimming with detail. “First of all, this was the first time the president put all of the facts and figures and details to what he’s done in one place,” declared Stephanopoulos. “You know, 30,000 personnel, the ordering of 17,000 National Guards, men and women down to the area.” While the “Good Morning America” anchor quenched his thirst for a detailed plan of action, MSNBC’s liberal panel was starving for specifics. “Nothing. Nothing specific. Nothing specific at all,” bemoaned Olbermann. “Yeah, you said he aimed too low,” proclaimed Fineman. “I don’t think he was specific enough, Keith.” “[Energy legislation is] the hardest thing in the world, and he’s saying ‘I’m going to do it,’ and then no more information,” bellowed Matthews. Stephanopoulos also compared Obama’s address to FDR’s famous fireside chats, but that was a bridge too far even for Moran, who observed, “Franklin Roosevelt, those are big shoes to fill.” A transcript of the segment can be found below: ABC Nightline 6/15/10 12:39 a.m. TERRY MORAN: Just a few hours before President Obama made his first address to the nation from the Oval Office, a shocking new estimate was released of how much oil is gushing into the Gulf each day, up to 60,000 barrels, a number up roughly 200% over the original estimate. It was the latest reminder of how high the stakes are in this historic environment catastrophe. For the first time in the Oval Office… PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Good evening. MORAN: …President Obama addressed the nation. A nation anxious and doubtful about his leadership on the environmental catastrophe that’s unfolded in the Gulf for 57 days. So, the main goal tonight, show the country he’s truly in charge. OBAMA: Make no mistake. We will fight this spill with everything we’ve got for as long as it takes. We will make BP pay for the damage their company has caused. And we will do whatever is necessary to help the Gulf Coast and its people recover from this tragedy. MORAN: President Obama, who finished a two-day trip to the Gulf Coast this afternoon, clearly wanted to project power in his handling with the oil spill, and the most direct way to do that is to use the language of war of the commander-in-chief. OBAMA: Tonight, I’d like to lay out for you what our battle plan is going forward. I’ve authorized the deployment of over 17,000 National Guard members along the coast. The one answer I will not settle for is the idea that this challenge is somehow too big and too difficult to meet. You know, the same thing was said about our ability to produce enough planes and tanks in World War II. MORAN: As the cleanup efforts continue to grapple with the giant spill, residents all along the coast have grown more and more worried, more and more angry and the President spoke to that directly tonight, and he made a promise. OBAMA: The sadness and the anger they feel is not just about the money they’ve lost. It’s about a wrenching anxiety that their way of life may be lost. I refuse to let that happen. Tomorrow, I will meet with the chairman of BP and inform him that he is to set aside whatever resources are required to compensate the workers and business owners who have been harmed as a result of his company’s recklessness. And this fund will not be controlled by BP. MORAN: And typical of this president’s grand–some say grandiose ambitions, a call for a new national energy policy to reduce American dependence on fossil fuels. OBAMA: Now is the moment for this generation to embark on a national mission to unleash America’s innovation and seize control of our own destiny. MORAN: At the end, like so many in the Oval Office before him, President Obama asked for prayers. OBAMA: We pray for the people of the Gulf. And we pray that a hand may guide us through the storm towards a brighter day. Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America. MORAN: And we’re joined by our Chief Political Correspondent and “Good Morning America” anchor George Stephanopoulos for his take on the President’s address. George, an Oval Office address to a nation that has had real doubts about President Obama’s leadership on this crisis. Did he do the job tonight in showing he can take charge? GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, ABC chief political correspondent: I think he did what he needed to do, saying it, but I say that knowing full well that it’s not going to make a difference until we stop seeing that oil on our television and computer screens every day. I think the White House knows that, as well. I think one of the reasons the President decided to give the speech tonight is that they now believe what he did say in the speech, that within a couple of weeks, 90% of the oil coming out of that leak, it will be siphoned off, will be captured and they believe that will set the stage for future political gains and for getting this whole mess under control. MORAN: So, he was able to deliver that bit of news. But he said a lot of these kinds of things before in the various places he’s been talking about this. What else was new? What did we learn tonight from him? STEPHANOPOULOS: Well we–I think we learned a few things tonight. First of all, this was the first time the president put all of the facts and figures and details to what he’s done in one place. You know, 30,000 personnel, the ordering of 17,000 National Guards, men and women down to the area. What we did see new tonight is he named the head of restoration project for the Gulf, Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus, a former governor of Mississippi, former ambassador to Saudi Arabia to come up with a restoration plan, which is critically important to the people of the Gulf. As the President said tonight, so many of them fear that they’re going to lose their entire way of life. We heard a new name for the head of that Minerals and Management Service, which has just been plagued, really by corruption, and by lax regulation of the industry. The President putting in a former prosecutor, Michael Bromwich. He has new men in place to help lead this effort. We also saw him come down pretty hard, as you might expect, on BP. On British Petroleum, saying he’s informing them they have to come up with this escrow fund, some in Congress calling for up to $20 billion. Now there is some question of whether President has the legal authority to do that. He’s just asserting it. MORAN: Let’s take a step back. It’s a historic moment in the Obama presidency. First Oval Office address to the nation. Optics. That’s a big word in the political class right now. How did he look up there? How do you think people received this moment of Barack Obama addressing from the Oval Office? STEPHANOPOULOS: You know, usually the public, especially those than tune in who tend to want to support the president anyway have a good reaction to these kinds of speeches, and they get all of his information unfiltered. Now for me it was just, you know, I’m not used to watching the president speak sitting down. You know, he gives so many of his big speeches standing up and I think that was a new way to look at the president. I think he was certainly reaching for the language of Oval Office addresses, all of these have military language–siege, assault on our shores, battle plan. White House aides tell me that the President was trying to recreate the feel of Franklin Roosevelt’s fireside chats because he wanted people to understand how serious this moment is. That said, I think all presidents are a little bit nervous going into their first Oval Office address. I think the President showed a little bit of that at the beginning as well. MORAN: Franklin Roosevelt, those are big shoes to fill. George Stephanopoulos, thanks very much for being with us tonight. –Alex Fitzsimmons is a News Analysis intern at the Media Research Center. Click here to follow him on Twitter.

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Chris Klein Arrested For DUI

‘American Pie’ star was busted on suspicion of driving under the influence on Wednesday in Los Angeles. By Eric Ditzian Chris Klein Photo: Mark Sullivan/WireImage “American Pie” star Chris Klein was arrested early Wednesday morning (June 16) on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, according to multiple reports . The 31-year-old was pulled over around 3:15 a.m. after his car was spotted drifting between lanes on a Los Angeles highway. He failed a field sobriety test and was taken into custody. California Highway Patrol Officer Patrick Kimball said in a statement that Klein was booked and released on his own recognizance. According to TMZ , Klein’s blood alcohol level was measured at .20, almost three times California’s legal limit of .08. This latest arrest is Klein’s second alcohol-related bust. In 2004, he was arrested and charged with two misdemeanor counts of DUI. He later pleading guilty to a misdemeanor drunk-driving charge and was fined $1,800 and ordered to perform 150 hours of community service. Klein first rose to fame in young Hollywood with parts in 1999’s “Election” and the “American Pie” franchise, which also debuted that year. He went on to star in a “Pie” sequel, and then a string of poorly received films like “Rollerball” and “American Dreamz.” While his Hollywood star has dimmed in recent years — his TV series was canceled by CBS in 2008 after just five episodes — Klein popped up in the news recently when an alleged audition tape for the ’08 box-office hit “Mamma Mia!” surfaced on the web. In the footage, Klein — eyes bulging — comes off comically, almost manically, over-the-top, and no one has come forward to confirm whether the audition was authentic or a spoof. Klein then took to Funny or Die , poking fun at the tape (and himself) with a series of absurd “try-outs” for films like “Twilight” and “Dreamgirls.”

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Halle Berry Touches Her Toes and Shows Off her Twat of the Day

I spent the better part of my morning watching a pussy in sweatpants…Sure they weren’t these standard grey bullshits but were actually a pair of Yoga pants that made the ass look like it was on a 20 year old with a tight round ass – depsite being on a 30 year old in the park doing her morning stretches that ended in some kind of meditation I was tempted to interupt by shoving my cock down her throat….I figured I wouldn’t get in trouble cuz I already knew every noon and cranny of her cunt thanks to the pants being jacked the fuck up…so I thought it was only fitting to post pics of Halle Berry trying to do the same hustle….. She has a boring white mom ass that she pretends is black despite the awkward shape of the shit cuz it wins her Oscars and makes her big money but anyone who knows asses can tell that this is a suburban mom ass who works out and not a gutter ass from the projects but I still like to stare at it like it’s some kind of interracial couple, that I guess it probably is….you know one big identity crisis….but not as big of an identity crisis her 75% white and high society baby is gonna feel when it sees momma play black on TV… Pics via Fame

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TV Bites: Kevin Spacey Finds His Inner Cult Leader