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Bella Thorne Knows How To Get Sexy For Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never really understood the point of couples’ costumes before. For one, they usually only make sense when you see them together, and two, who actually wants to walk around all night dressed up like a mustard and/or ketchup bottle? But that was before I saw Bella Thorne and her slightly-less-hot-but-still-hot sister Dani Thorne . At first, I thought they were supposed to be Satan-worshipping cheerleaders and sexy cowboys. But then I realized what they really  were: our new #1 lesbian fantasy. Enjoy!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Attempts The Sexy Leg Show

Posted on October 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I’m gonna be honest, I’ve never really understood what the big deal was about Gwyneth Paltrow . Personally, I just find her kind of annoying. But then I saw this leggy photoshoot she just did for Harper’s Bazaar , and you know what? Maybe I’ve been wrong about her. Because she’s got legs for days in these shots. Or at least hours, anyway. OK, fine, more like 30, 45 seconds tops. But hey, that’s more than long enough for me. Continue reading →

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Girls Rockin’ Out in Burger King…and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bro Doesn’t Like Being Told to Fuck Off Apparently, this is a dude who hijacked a family’s IP security cam…. Weird Video of Little Girl Puking….from too much Whipped Cream…vile.. Person Steals All The Candy from a Family who let a Sign that Read “Only a Handful” Huge Joint Rip… Student VS Teacher Referee Gets a Surprise Student attacks Teacher Jew on Jew Stabbing Eating Live Worms… Orlando Twerk Contest… The post Girls Rockin’ Out in Burger King…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Girl for Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a very safe shoot of Daisy Ridley for Interview Magazines….I guess she’s owned by Disney now, and doing anything compelling, something Interview is sometimes known for, they went with this… She’s 23, from the UK, not very known…but will be a huge fucking star because she got one of the lead roles in the much anticipated, nerds everywhere going crazy for her, STAR WARS movies…. It’s a lifelong blessing / curse, that I doubt will lead to much beyond Star Wars, or that she’ll ever be able to live down, but dudes everywhere will be jerking off to her…in fucking millions…enough cum to fill up an olympic sized pool in her lifetime…and that’s an accomplishment… The fans will leach on, they won’t allow her to do anything else, but that’s all part of the contract with the franchise, when her previous acting jobs included music videos of acts you’ve never really heard of… Here are the pics… The post Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Girl for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katherine Heigl is a sloppy pile of dumpy shit that I don’t really understand why she became famous in the first place, but I guess these things happen when you scam properly…or she fucked the right people…or she was hooked up… Now she’s posing in a bikini, and not looking like the sloppy pile of shit I usually see her as, because I guess she’s decided to lose the baby weight she was rocking before ever being pregnant…or maybe she’s figured out her angles…for social media…or maybe she uses a Kardashian app before updating her page… All this to say, that she’s the kind of girl who was celebrated for her tits, up on some Kate Upton level of shit, because America is tit obsessed and forgets to look at the rest of a girl when showing off tits, but she’s never really been naked or if she has I’ve blocked it out thanks to her gut… So here she is in a bikini, hiding that dumpy ass, because it makes her better than way…not to mention she’s a mom, and this is appropriate mom behvior, you know raging by the pool with no baby in sight…. The post Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s Subtle Dress of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote about Maitland Ward yesterday , if you consider what I do actually writing… I mean I see letters but they don’t actually mean anything…sure they are words but ultimately just nonsenese…but what I was getting at is that this Maitland is busty, she’s never really made it in Hollywood, her claim to fame was Boy Meets World a long time ago, and now she’s on some promo tour, getting invited to obscure event where the paparazzi is, and getting naked – in revealing dresses…shameless attention seeking… I don’t know if she’s trying to promote anything, maybe filming a documentary, or just bored and looking for something of substance… I just know that she’s doing this everyday, she’s on some kind of half naked mission and I would be crazy to try to stop her – because it is funny, sad, and touches me on so many levels – I wish every girl was this eager to get noticed and on the blogs…but then I guess Maitland would be nothing special…and clearly she’s pretty fucking special… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Spanish Penelope Cruz is Academy Award winning celebrity mom – who I never really found hot but who was marketed to be hot – that all the girls with big noses out there appreciate because she gives them all hope…that they can get through life without getting a nose job… A hero to…big noses – but I’m too busy looking at her tits….who knows when this was shot – I just know it’s good….I am drunk on Turkey..my diabetes is confusing me…

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Bar Paly for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Posted on September 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it is safe to say that Carl’s Jr has lost their edge and so has Bar Paly. Sure Bar Paly is a hot Israeli from 20 years ago, who is still hot well into her 30s, or even 40s, I don’t know how old she is or her fake model age is, and I am not hating on her, she’s lovely… She just looks like a hot MILF or a broken down ex model who never really made it, who turned gold digger because she is in LA and that is what LA people do and who is now looking for new escorting gig or man to gold dig or some level of excitement by offering sex on a plane…Only to give a burger named after sex on a plane instead, Good joke idiots. Good Gag… Looks like the people at Carl’s Jr are not very creative, or funny, with a shitty joke and a shitty gag…that probably cost them a lot of money they should have spent paying me for better ideas… I would say this was a fail, but then…again I’m posting it so maybe that’ a win, not that anyone has ever thought anything I have done is a win…

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Jessie J has a Labia Slip While Performing of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessie J is some UK popstar who I never really found interesting. I don’t even know any of her songs. The UK is filled with garbage pop that no one should ever listen to – but that is pushed on their radio stations – because tastes in the UK, at least based on their Glamour models…is a but trashy… I do remember that Jessie J was all about the leotards, like all the other popstars who went leotard crazy over the last 3-5 years….but I don’t think she’s ever had the fatty lip of her vagina area poking the fuck out of the outfit as she spread eagles on stage…like this was some kind of Thai sex show…. I guess this all part of what I like about a leotard…skimpy enough for labia to slip out…not that this is even labia…it just looks like it could be…and that’s good enough for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Amy Adams for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amy Adams is in the recent issue of LOVE MAGAZINE that shared a cover with Kendall Jenner, which is probably depressing for an Academy Award nominated actress I’ve never really heard of, but people seem to dig, even though I think she looks like shit, but maybe that’s jus the nature of this photoshoot, you know a little grimy, that’s the look they are going for, because she’s an actress and actresses can take on any role…or maybe she’s just not that hot… The point is that it has that voyeuristic, creepy American Apparel vibe…that makes you feel like you’re with a bunch of silly girls acting silly thanks to the drugs…playful and posing like a bunch of crackheads…and for some reason that is far more erotic than something glam and pristine. I like dirty and run down…it’s all I know….thanks to sex with discounted women…something we all know Amy Adams isn’t but plays up nicely when in fashion magazines. That’s why she gets paid the big bucks.

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