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The Human Centipede Porn Parody You’ve Been Waiting For

Further proof that the adult entertainment industry can create a parody film out of anything has arrived: director Lee Roy Myers and Tom Byron Pictures will take The Human Centipede and turn it into — wait for it — The Human Sex-ipede . Hilarious rationalizations for this project ahead.

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The Human Centipede Porn Parody You’ve Been Waiting For

Buzz Break: Middle-School Megan

Start the Saw 8 Rumor Mill

The Saw franchise’s producers confirmed at Comic-Con that Tyler Perry’s Saw VII : The Traps Come Alive 3D would indeed be the series’ last installment. Enter Saw mainstay Betsy Russell, who this week cheerfully overrode that statement. “Before we thought it was ending [with Saw 7 ], the writers came up with an unbelievable idea [for Saw 8 ],” Russell said. “It’s an amazing story that I would love to see. We want to end near the top, with our integrity intact and not letting the characters die a slow death, so to speak. But I believe in my heart that someday, somehow, [ Saw 8 ] will happen.” Fine — anything for more Tobin Bell interviews . [ NYP ]

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Start the Saw 8 Rumor Mill

Noted Critic ‘Mustafa22’ Weighs in With First Review of All Good Things

It’s allll about the Mustafas today, what with the casting of Isaiah Mustafa in Typer Perry’s latest and this first! Look! Review! of the long-shelved, presumed-forthcoming Ryan Gosling/Kirsten Dunst true-crime biopic All Good Things . Its author: Distinguished IMD b commenter “Mustafa22,” who presumably attended one of those secret screenings in Encino or wherever else the film has been making tiny inroads ahead of the fall movie season. Read on for some of his voluminous, spoilerific thoughts — including the prurient essentials of Dunst’s topless scene.

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Mary Hart Set to Leave Entertainment Tonight

First Larry King and now Mary Hart. The longtime — and utterly ageless — Entertainment Tonight host announced today that she’ll be leaving the show following the conclusion of its 30th season. Hart has been with ET since 1982 and said in a statement that it was “time for a change.” Upon hearing the news of Hart’s exit, your mom got really bummed out. [ NYT /ArtsBeat ]

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Justin Bieber Having Way Too Much Fun on the Set of CSI

Not to OD on the kid or anything , but: The first glimpse of Justin Bieber on the set of CSI has arrived and it’s everything fans of his particular charms could have ever wanted: goofy, perfectly coiffed and totally out of place on CSI . No truth to the rumor that immediately after this photo was taken, executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer scolded the Biebster for playing with the prop corpse by shouting, “This is why we don’t have nice things!” Get the full image after the jump.

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Justin Bieber Having Way Too Much Fun on the Set of CSI

Whoopi Goldberg Rails on Bachelor Jake

On The View today, Whoopi Goldberg took time off from defending bigots to call out The Bachelor ‘s Jake Pavelka. Goldberg asked the beleaguered reality star if The Bachelor was his first “acting” job, and Pavelka replied that The Bachelor “wasn’t acting.” That set the bedenimed hostess into a quick rage , and she said, “Darling, I’m afraid to tell you, you’re full of garbage. That is an acting job.” Someone please phone Chris Harrison to moderate. [ ONTD ]

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Whoopi Goldberg Rails on Bachelor Jake

Heads Up, SoCal: Ricky Gervais’s Cemetery Junction Getting Token Theatrical Run

The latest Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant comedy Cemetery Junction teased American moviegoers for months before finally shuffling off to the DVD rosters, but here’s good-ish news: Junction will receive a one-week theatrical run — starting this Friday in Glendale! — before arriving on video Aug. 17. Be the first — and possibly the only — person on your block to glean the hilarity on its way to cult oblivion. [ Mann Glendale Exchange ]

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Party Like it’s 1990 in Movieline’s Vault

It’s that time again! Venture back to the Movieline Vault for a read through our vintage issues of the year 1990. And from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Michelle Pfeiffer to David Lynch to the one and only Sean Young, it was a good year.

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Party Like it’s 1990 in Movieline’s Vault

Buzz Break: Did You Hear the One About Inception Ripping Off Scrooge McDuck?