Over the years, American Horror Story has centered seasons on witches, circus freaks and killers in black leather sex suits. But the upcoming season may be the strangest and scariest to date… because it will focus on the 2016 Presidential Election! Sort of! Creator Ryan Murphy has teased that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will both play some kind of role on American Horror Story: Cult, with the just-revealed opening credits sequence featuring characters donning the masks of both these polarizing figures. There are also bees depicted below, along with many creepy masks and dead dogs. What else do know about new fall episodes? Ryan has previously teased a “love story for the ages” between Sarah Paulson's character and that of Evan Peters… although Paulson will be married to a woman played by Allison Pill. “I think it's going to reveal itself in surprising ways,” Paulson said at the 2017 TCA summer press tour of her romance. Billie Lourd, Cheyenne Jackson, Colton Haynes, Billy Eichner, Adina Porter and Leslie Grossman will also star in the new season; while Lena Dunham, Frances Conroy and Mare Winningham will make appearances. “We've got bloody tension, a well-cooked meal, an exciting trip to a grocery store,” previewed executive producer Alexis Martin Woodall this summer of what’s on tap,adding: “I just think it is true to our brand, which is you're going to be in a whole new world all over again and fall in love with these really special characters and hate yourself for watching it right before you go to bed and love.” The 11-episode season will be set in Michigan and take place the night of the 2016 presidential election. American Horror Story: Cult premieres Tuesday, September 5 at 10/9c on FX. Check out the teaser below:
Image via Splash IMAN Shares Rare Pic Of David Bowie’s Teen Daughter For Her Birthday It’s not very often that we see photos of IMAN and the late David Bowie’s daughter Lexi, maybe for good reason, but just a few days ago the 62-year-old supermodel took to Instagram to show us what her remarkable DNA helped create. Lexi turned 17-years-old on August 16 and not only did IMAN post a celebratory photo/caption, but Bowie’s Instagram account holder (possibly IMAN), did the same. Over the years, IMAN has dutifully kept Lexi from the public’s eye, but perhaps that is changing with the sharing of this photo. It was widely reported that IMAN was heartbroken over Bowie’s death in 2016 so we can’t really blame her for trying to protect her children. Happy birthday, Lexi!
Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor. That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for claiming that her vagina stinks. This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say. Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while. Presumably , as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell. (Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know) The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce. In the deposition obtained by TMZ , Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation: “If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.” In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath: “And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.” We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion. Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women. “Better than any other woman in the world.” That’s … high praise. That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard. As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous. We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills. It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad. Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate. Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds? Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends. So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here? Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to. Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up. The result can be a change in odor (and discharge). Just a few things that can mess up pH balance: -menstruation -exposure to a penis -soap or bodywash But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections. That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes. There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little. As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea. This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction. Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life . Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that. So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.
Justin Bieber abruptly canceled his tour, seemingly on impulse. We later learned that apparently his faith was involved in making the decision. Some fans worry that the Biebs has quit music forever to pursue a religious calling. But Beliebers don’t need to fear, because Justin will be going on tour again … when he decides to. Okay, so as we told you when Justin ended his tour in the first place, this was the official statement: “Due to unforeseen circumstances, Justin Bieber will cancel the remainder of the Purpose world tour concerts.” Did anyone else sense thousands of Beliebers crying out at once and then being silenced when that happened? Because we did. “Justin loves his fans and hates to disappoint them. He thanks his fans for the incredible experience of the Purpose world tour over last 18 months.” He clearly doesn’t hate to disappoint them enough , because he didn’t balk at disappointing a lot of them. “He is grateful and honored to have shared that experience with his cast and crew for over 150 successful shows across six continents during this run.” Speaking of cast and crew, like … you have to wonder if he’s even aware of “However, after careful consideration he has decided he will not be performing any further dates. Tickets will be refunded at point of purchase.” Sure, tickets were refunded — that didn’t help the hundreds of people left hanging who’d signed up to work that gig. And then, of course, there’s the real reason that he put an end to his tour. It appears that the real reason behind Justin bringing his tour to an abrupt end wasn’t “exhaustion,” which is the reason that he seems to love to give. (Seriously, the Biebs cited “exhaustion” just last year — he is 23 years old and appears to be in pretty good shape, so we’re thinking that he needs to either go to a doctor or find a different excuse) And, for the record, his tour didn’t have super demanding travel times or anything like that to begin with. Not to mention that, while going on stage is definitely work, Justin isn’t going up on stage and dancing upside down on a pole. He mostly just dresses in expensive versions of really trashy clothes and performs. It is what it is, okay? As it turns out, Justin Bieber cancelled his tour for Jesus reasons . But getting super close with this one “young, hip” pastor (we all know the type) apparently won’t keep Justin away from his fans forever. According to TMZ , members of Justin Bieber’s inner circle assure fans that he’ll be back to making music and also back to touring. Just … when he feels that the time is right. Apparently music is his emotional outlet and his preferred tool of self-expression, so they can’t imagine that he would ever give up music. That’s good, at least. But the rest of this has really been a disappointment, you know? Justin’s had his ups and downs over the years, but we’d really hoped that he’d gotten his act together. And then bam , he cancels his tour. You don’t have to be boozing it up all the time to screw up. As easy as it is to be critical of Justin for quitting a tour when plenty of performers keep going when they’re sick or much older than he is, it’s also easy to blast him for We have to remember that celebrities can sometimes be especially vulnerable to charismatic religious people. That’s why that kid from Two And A Half Men got born again and now hates everything. That’s why there are so many celebrity Scientologists. Justin Bieber’s parents were already pretty religious (Christian, specifically), and his mom has been known to post End Times-related stuff on her Instagram. So you could argue that Justin is extra vulnerable to reaching a point in his life where he’s suddenly second-guessing all of his decisions and if they mesh with his faith. It’s just a shame that his religious crisis led to disappointing so many fans — and leaving so many people out of work. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber Fans Offer #PrayersForBieber in Wake of Tour Cancelation
It’s nice to see Ronja Furrer’s tits… She’s the kind of FURRER the world needs more of…. I just wish her name was more a nickname she got because of her pubic hair, as a fan of pubic hair, that means a lot more to me and the world as a whole, than a whore showing the world her tits…. But they are still tits… I have no idea who RONJA FURRER is…but she exists.. The post Ronja Furrer is Some Model With Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne was at the club getting cummed on her bra top like a little dirtbag that she is….thanks to her dad dying when she was young…and her mom whoring her out to the media…before she whored herself out to the social media as it is more empowering that way…. She’s an EDM act now, so we’ll be seeing a lot more of her GOGO Dancing…and that body…which is good to look at, even if annoying to listen to talk… I am a fan….but not really…I am indifferent about all young tight bodies….they are all kind of the same….because none of them are fucking me… This one is Fucking a Kardashian..amongst other people I’m sure….life. The good news is that I’ve known ravers over the years, I would go to raves and see all these drugged up idiots dance, while I drank booze I smuggled in the DJs record bag….so I know…it rarely ends well…but while they are dancing, medicated, retards…it’s slutty, wild, and amazing…before it becomes mental issues and smoking crack…so take it in… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
O.J. Simpson beat murder charges in part because of attorney Johnnie Cochran’s famous argument, “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.” So it’s somewhat ironic that the same hands that helped the Juice become the first NFL running back to rush for 2,000 yards in a single season might now keep him behind bars. And it’s all because of Simpson’s legendary ball control. Several media outlets reported today that Simpson, who may be eligible for parole as early as this week, might have run afoul of prison officials by being caught masturbating in his cell. Doing so would’ve put Simpson in violation of Lovelock Correctional Center rules, thus jeopardizing his parole. Fortunately for O.J., it now looks as though the story was nothing but a pump fake. TMZ is reporting that the story is erroneous , and Simpson was not caught deflating his balls like a Patriots equipment manager. We’re not surprised. After all, as a result of his famous murder trial, Simpson is probably much more careful about where he spills his DNA these days. Of course, we certainly wouldn’t blame the guy if he had been caught brewing up a batch of homemade Stickum. A decade behind bars is a less-than ideal situation for a running back. It means the former Buffalo Bills standout hasn’t been able to find a hole in ten years. He may have had a cellmate or two willing to “play center” over the years, but modern prisons do a pretty thorough job of limiting sexual contact between prisoners. What’s important now is that the 70-year-old Heisman Trophy winner saves his seed as his release date approaches. KUWTK has been slumping in the ratings, and we’re sure Kris Jenner would love nothing more than to have Simpson father another Kardashian . Sure, O.J. and Kris are both a bit past prime baby-making years, but imagine the headlines! Besides, Simpson beat murder charges despite DNA evidence, motive, a history of violence, and the lack of a convincing alibi. If that’s not proof he can do anything, we don’t what is. View Slideshow: O.J. Simpson Trial Stars: Where Are They Now?
I know I’ve probably done dozens of posts on Bella Hadid over the years, but I still don’t think I’d recognize her on the street. Well, unless she was making the same face she makes in every single picture ever taken of her. Anyway, here she is posing for a selfie with one very lucky fan. Let’s just hope that nippleitis of hers isn’t contagious. For all our sakes.
I’ve posted a lot of bikini shoots on this site over the years, but I’m pretty sure this one from Lexi Wood might just be one of my all-time favorites. I mean, not only is the Canadian model a total smokeshow, but she also seems to have no idea how to properly wear a bikini. I completely understand why the photographers asked her to just take it off.
Michelle Obama Shows Off Toned Physique Remember way back in the day when we had a health-conscious FLOTUS in the white house who cared about things like nutrition and getting the nation’s kids more active? Well, First Lady Michelle may be a civilian now, but her passion for health and wellness isn’t something she’s tossed to the wayside. Mrs. Obama shared a pic from her weekend boot camp that she held for her close lady friends, and showed off her toned arms and legs, achieved through steady exercise. When I was at the White House, I often hosted bootcamp weekends for my close girlfriends. It didn’t matter that we were all at varying fitness levels. Our bootcamp weekends were a reminder that if we want to keep taking care of others, we need to take care of ourselves first. And even though I’m no longer at the White House, I’ve continued this tradition and wanted to share some photos. My girlfriends have been there for me through all kinds of life transitions over the years – including a pretty big one recently! – and we’ve done our best to stay healthy together. Whether it’s a bootcamp or a walk around the neighborhood, I hope you and your crew can find some time this summer to be healthy together. Don’t you just miss this lady? Instagram/WENN/Splash
