If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.
If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.
Josie Canseco is a product of narcissism on the level of – she’s named after her father…. I assume her mother was a stripper where he was on a Farm Team before going Major League…who saw the opportunity and pulled his dick out and smeared his cum all up on her uterus during one of his lap dances…. The two merged genetically and created a rich, entitled, spoiled brat daughter of a super star athlete…with the attitude of a stripper, because daddy was on the road building up her daddy issues her whole life, and mommy between spending daddy’s money and popping pills would give her life advice that shaped who she is today…. And I think the shape of who she is today is pretty great…on some Giant Inflatable thing….in a bikini…looking fit and loving every second of the paparazzi up on her…. It’s good to be a hot rich daughter of a pro athelete…cuz athletes are half retards who don’t expect you to achieve much more than what this one is doing….A national Hero really… Here’s more….fit as fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
Little known fact, I am a huge fucking fan of Phoebe Price. I think she’s a fascinating character in the pop culture, and has been for a long fucking time, because she’s managed to get herself in pics by the paparazzi and thus published in tabloids as the weirdo, possibly shameless famewhore attention seeking LA staple….and it’s been fucking awesome. She’s become semi famous, at least in the media, by basically clickbaiting, in some weird performance art that really is art because it’s more interesting that what all the other girls are doing…it comes with experience… And she loves…fucking LOVES every post ever made about her…which makes her an all around great tims.. I text with her here and there, and this was likely not a sext designed for me, but it was sent to me, from her direct and I haven’t stopped masturbating to it all day… It’s like directly linked to my balls or some shit…but unfortunately…Phoebe Price isn’t….but we’re all allowed to dream.
Tyrese Petitions For Full Custody Of His Daughter Remember when Tyrese “just wanted his baby” during court proceedings, yet skipped out on multiple scheduled visits with her to jetset overseas with his new wife? Well, the dust settled on that situation, Tyrese got his formal visitation schedule back on track . But the actor has decided that’s simply not enough for him. According to TMZ , Tyrese now claims that his ex wife Norma is marginalizing his time with their 10 year old daughter Shayla and wants to take custody of her full time — moving her away from her mother and across the country from LA to ATL. Tyrese says his 23,000 square foot home in an “affluent and safe” neighborhood will be a better environment for Shayla . He says she’ll be away from the paparazzi, enrolled in a top-notch private school, and already has established friendships with other kids in the neighborhood. Ty’s decision was allegedly prompted by his perception that he’s being cut out of his daughter’s life, despite having 50/50 custody. He says on two occasions in the past year his daughter was sick, and Norma only called him for insurance information, not to update him on her status or diagnosis. We’re not sure that that warrants taking the child AWAY from her mother altogether, but we suppose that’s for a judge to decide. Do YOU think Tyrese should take full custody of his little girl? WENN
I know FERNS, they are the most trendy hipster instagram plant ever. I went into a Home Depot the other day and they had WALLS of FERNS. People were buying them up for their Patios, or maybe for their COLD BREW COFFEE SHOP or maybe their MATCHA SHOP…you know tropical and perfectly matched to MILLENNIAL PINK…. Ferne McCann on the other hand, is not trendy and hot, or sold at home depot – she is some low level UK reality show star who was on teh show the TOWIE, which I assume is like Jersey Shore for London, and being on that show makes you matter amongst your peers, when you’re walking around, when you’re at events and out at the bar…you become masturbation fodder for the paparazzi because they know you have all the eagerness needed to do any content you can to get noticed…scandals, athlete husbands, whatever it takes to get noticed…. That gunt isn’t just her being fat, she she’s got a 6 month old daughter with some dude who is spending 20 years in prison for an “acid” attack…he threw acid across the packed dancefloor at Mangle nightclub in Dalston, East London during an Easter weekend night out in April 2017. Here’s more on the baby daddy… Arthur Collins is a former scaffolder and businessman from Broxbourne, Hertfordshire, who was known for dating Towie star Ferne McCann. The Sun first revealed the pair were an item back in June 2016 – but they split following a trip to Ibiza. The pair rekindled their romance the following March after Ferne failed to find love on reality show Celebs Go Dating. Ferne later revealed she was keen to move in with Collins, telling OK! magazine: “We spend every night together anyway. Moving in is definitely the next step. And I know that seems a bit rushed, but when you know, you know.” Following the acid attack and Collins’ arrest, Ferne released a statement confirming she was pregnant but had split from Collins. She then publicly spoke on This Morning, where she broke down during the discussion. She said: “This isn’t how I imagined my first pregnancy to be, but this isn’t about me… my main concern and priority is the baby.” Once you get noticed, you start a health and lifestyle blog like everyone else to jusitify your slutty behavior in what would otherwise be a “wholesome” way, that brands want to participate in and that make you money… Here’s her face injected face trying to rebrand what looks like a gutter hooker message. I have no idea why I posted this…
Olivia Culpo and her famewhoring really doesn’t matter. She’s really not an important figure in American Pop Culture, and despite having instagram followers that she gets brands to pay her to promote to, no one actually cares about her or who she is or what she does. She’s banged a Jonas Brother, she’s banged a New England Patriot and now she’s banging a pair of leggings, up in her deeper than any dick, cuz that’s the kind of girl she is, calling the paparazzi and giving them a reason to capture her, in a way she wants to be seen and jerked off to, while remaining innocent and a lifestyle blogger or whatever the fuck it is she pretends to be. It’s scams, but that cameltoe is REAL…real fucking huge…that twat be HUNGRY for fucking lunch and girl’s feeding it.
Splash News Cutely coupled up… Christina Milian Spotted With Boyfriend Matt Pokora Christina Milian and her fine azz Frenchman are still going strong. C-Milli who’s in some sweet swirl love with French singer/songwriter Matt Pokora was seen kicking it with him in Hollyweird. Christina and Matt were spotted by the paparazzi grabbing some ice cream…. Splash News and cutely holding hands. Splash News The couple was first spotted together in August and have been making things all the way official on the ‘gram. Aint’ they cute? More Christina Milian and Matt Pokora on the flip. Continue reading →
The highlight of Chantel Jeffries is her willingness to put herself out there, you know to be vulnerable in this world, to face her fears and just let her soul out for people to really get inspired by her and all she has done for the world…. And by that I mean…her willingness to go to trendy places she knows the paparazzi are at…in see through shirts to show the world or whoever is looking her tits…because even in this feminist world we live in…TITS GET HITS… You may ask who is Chantel Jeffries…..well she’s a very important bootleg Kardashian, someone inspired by that movement and who wanted a taste of that life, so she took provocative pics of herself on social media and jacked up her face with fillers…allowing her to become the instagram girl who Bieber got arrested with and who probably books campaigns for all her followers and who exists….while trying to become a party girl DJ….it’s an angle instagrammers take to have real purpose off instagram… But what it all comes back to is her willingness to put her tits out there…cuz we like tits. Inspiring. The post Chantel Jeffries Nipples Look for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
