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Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order… Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational… GET ONE

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Naya Rivera Slutty with her Boyfriend for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you who don’t listen to rap music, like me, it turns out that Naya Rivera, the girl from Glee who I assume doesn’t play the amputee with downs syndrome lesbian troll who can’t get rid of her psoriasis, or some other ridiculous outcast caliber role, to connect with the virgin loser freaks who love that shit…is dating rapper Big Sean… In dating rapper Big Sean, she’s allowed her true colors of ratchet, groupie, video vixen, twerking, hooker you’d expect to see sucking dick backstage before the show, to shine through, because that’s probably the kind of girl she thinks her man needs to be satisfied… So she’s been in hip hop magazines, she’s got the hoop earrings, and now she’s being shot in pics with him, and she looks fucking hot…. I approve of this hustle…even though all your racist hicks probably hate her for it…even though based on her name…you probably hate her too…

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Triple Pool Alley-Oop Makes Viral Splash: Watch Now!

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s the summer of the pool alley-oop. First, there was this impressive feat, which involved seven friends, a slide and a trampoline . Then there was this ridiculous game of pass, catch and dunk , which really must be seen to be believed. Now, some friends in Minnesota have gathered around a pool to try and pull off the best trick move of the past few weeks, this time involving THREE slam dunkers at the conclusion of the elaborate play. How does it compare to the first two? Watch and decide for yourself: Triple Pool Alley-Oop: WHOA!

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Kourtney Kardashian Attorney on Michael Girgenti Paternity Claim: False! Absurd!

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not so fast, Michael Girgenti . Mere hours after this model filed a paternity lawsuit , requesting a DNA test to determine whether he’s the real father of Kourtney Kardashian’s son Mason, a lawyer for the reality star has issued a statement and scoffed at such a claim. “This individual has been selling false and fabricated stories to the tabloids for years about Kourtney Kardashian and her son, Mason,” Todd Wilson says , adding simply: “Scott Disick is Mason’s father.” In related news: we feel very bad for Mason Wilson continues: “We have not seen the reported court filing, but we are informed that this individual has been seeking to get paid to publish his ridiculous pleading. His claims are absurd and this is simply another shameful attempt to gain publicity and profit from fictional stories about my client.” Possibly true. But a hearing has actually been set for next month to hear Girgenti out. He says in the court documents that he had sex with Kourtney in March 2009, about nine months prior to the birth of little Mason. And in case there was any doubt over how the pair got it on, Michael writes: “I ejaculated inside [Kourtney’s] vagina.” Michael Girgenti: The Father of Mason Dash?

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In White Folks News: Amanda “Cray-Cray” Bynes Offered $200,000 Signing Bonus For Record Deal

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Another day, another ridiculous Amanda Bynes story. Amanda Bynes Offered Better Record Deal At this point we don’t know who is piff-puffin’ on the sticky icky more, Amanda or the producer. Who wants to hear Amanda sing? According to Radar Online Not only does Chinga Chang Records still want to make a record deal with Amanda Bynes, but the company’s producer exclusively tells RadarOnline.com that the troubled actress is capable of making better music than the already-established artist, Drake. While the company’s first offer to Amanda was eventually rescinded after a disagreement in vision for the album, Daniel Herman of Chinga Chang Records tells Radar he’s determined to produce the album with her and has even increased the initial signing bonus of $150,000 to $200,000 — which Amanda can keep no matter what. “I would have to be an idiot to not do everything in my power to create a classic album with her. It’s not about being more gangster than Drake, it’s about representing the culture and having the ability to make better music than him,” Daniel told Radar. “She’s got that. I just want her to let me have the opportunity to prove it to the world.” We’re not hating. If Ciara can get a record deal so can Amanda. Go get that scrilla. GSI

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Riff Raff: Suing Spring Breakers For Basing James Franco Character On His "Life"

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time we discussed  Spring Breakers it was the ridiculous theory that  Spring Breakers  is a spiritual journey  as opposed to just some self-indulgent tale from the mind of Harmony Korine. I did not think it would get more odd than that. I was wrong. In a story that I wish was a joke, just for the sake of humanity, rapper Riff Raff is suing the creators of  Spring Breakers . Why? Well duh, it’s because they based James Franco’s character on him. I totally see it. Actually, I might have maybe gone along with Riff Raff had he not made the mistake so many before him have made, he opened his mouth. In talking with TMZ, Riff Raff tells them that he deserves a lump sum of around $8-10 million because, “It’s like if I have a front yard and you’re planting soil and you’re planting trees and building peaches and houses and selling parking lots on my property… then I deserve to be compensated for some portion of that money.” You don’t plant soil. You certainly don’t build peaches. How big is this front yard that someone is able to go about selling parking lots off of it? Not only that, they’ve built peaches but not the parking lots they are now selling? Your logic is missing some steps here Riff Raff. Why on earth am I trying to apply logic to a statement from a man seeking $10 million from someone who built peaches on his lawn?  Good luck Riff Raff. With any luck Judge Judy will catch this case and we’ll all have entertainment for at least an afternoon. Looking for more ridiculous news? Check out this  The Rooftop trailer !

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Meet Maggi Caruthers In Her Lingerie

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I post of lot of no-name models on this site, but every once in a while, I’ll run across one that looks so good in lingerie it should be a crime for her to wear anything else. So enjoy this ridiculous amount of lingerie hotness from Kansas model Maggi Caruthers , and hopefully she’ll deliver even more where this came from next time we see her. I’d really hate to have to run her in for decent exposure. » view all 94 photos

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Meet Maggi Caruthers In Her Lingerie

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I post of lot of no-name models on this site, but every once in a while, I’ll run across one that looks so good in lingerie it should be a crime for her to wear anything else. So enjoy this ridiculous amount of lingerie hotness from Kansas model Maggi Caruthers , and hopefully she’ll deliver even more where this came from next time we see her. I’d really hate to have to run her in for decent exposure. » view all 94 photos

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Lady Gaga Walking Around in Her Bra for Attention of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Lady Gaga teaching us that when people start to forget who you are, and no one is talking about you or your new album that is about to drop, you have to do something the paparazzi will appreciate, you know like walk around in your bra, because you’re not fully in your ridiculous Gaga clown costume and persona yet, you’ve been on vacation, and you need to work your way into wearing feces, and other random things to make people think you’re a visionary or an artist, and a bra in public is the perfect gateway to that… All I know, is I’m really not ready for another round of Gaga and her silly antics…I hope this is her last go at this popstar shit, and that she sits back and retires. Seriously…She’s the fucking worst…and she’s ugly too. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amy Adams Nipple For July’s Elle UK of the Day

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Amy Adams has come down with a case of some titties for Fashion. It happens to most people who have been in a magazine at least once in their life, because for some amazing reason, fashion likes nipples, I guess the pervert behind the industry figured playing the “nudity for art” angle, got the same results as “I’ll pay you to show me your tits”, but better turn out to the auditions. I mean these girls, for the most part aren’t even getting paid to get naked in these magazines, they just do it because they think they are part of a bigger thing, a higher concept, and don’t realize, they are just suckers buying into nonsense, via their naked tits…. I am not complaining. I think it’s great to get girls who generally aren’t hookers, to hook. Not that Amy Adams is really on my top 1000 girls who I want to see in lace, or more importantly, who’s nipples I want to see through lace, but in everything I do, I take what I can get.

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