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Marijuana Don: "The Dan Bilzerian of Weed" Has an EPIC Instagram Page

If you're an Instagram user, you're probably familiar with the bearded, porn-star loving testosterone monster known as Dan Bilzerian . Bilzerian does nothing but flaunt his ridiculous wealth (most likely inherited from his scam artist father ) and post photos of scantily clad women on his page, so while his web presence will certainly grab your attention, it gets old at a certain point. So if you enjoy vicariously living the ultimate bro lifestyle, but are in search of a change of pace, check out Bilzerian's older, chiller, more Canadian counterpart, Marijuana Don . The Don's real name is Michael Straumietis, and unlike Bilzerian, he came by his cash legitimately – by offering products and advice to aspiring pot growers. Now that the ganj is enjoying more mainstream acceptance than ever before, Straumietis has become an overnight celebrity online. Best of all the man likes to share the wealth – both by keeping his friends and well-wishers constantly stoned and by posting pics of his many lovely lady friends online. Check out some highlights from MD's Instagram page below. Just don't be surprised if you end up seriously jonesin' for a hit of his lifestyle. 1. Marijuana Don at the Cannabis Cup Naturally, Marijuana Don attends the Super Bowl of weed every year. And of course, he groups his groupie squad along for the ride. 2. Marijuana Don Gets High in Style When Marijuana Don joins the Mile High Club, he’s already high. Now that’s the life. 3. Marijuana Don and the Forest of Weed It sounds like the title for a Harry Potter book. Fortunately, the Don’s indoor field of pot plants is very real. 4. Marijuana Don: Bud With Buds The Don enjoying his gorgeous buds. Oh, and some of his friends are there, too. 5. Marijuana Don Inspects the Goods Someone’s gotta make sure everything is top quality. That goes for the weed, and the ta-tas. 6. Marijuana Don Gets the Munchies When the Don gives into the munchies, he does it with class. And when we say “class,” we mean a table full of hot chicks. View Slideshow

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Kim Kardashian Selfish Reviews: Actually Positive?!?

It came as no surprise many years ago when viewers gave the  Kim Kardashian sex tape a positive review. The footage featured Ray J doing an admirable job behind the camera as he settled down behind his then-girlfriend and gave her a solid pounding. We understood why people liked it But the  Kim Kardashian selfie book ? Critics are actually heaping praise upon this ridiculous money grab?!? Somehow, some way, for some reason… yes! Here is a look at what a few respected publications have had to say about Kim Kardashian Selfish : What makes Selfish so crazily engrossing is the way it breaks down, image by nearly identical image, the precise, self-determined path of Kim Kardashian’s rise from socialite to household name – and the way that over the course of hundreds of consecutive selfies, the evolution of her public and private selves gets fully entangle – Slate It should be dreadful, but it isn’t. Surprisingly, it’s a rather enchanting document of someone having a jetset life (sample caption: ‘I was in Africa in a diamond mine’) and not being overly protective about her image (one page is devoted entirely to photographs of her with sunburn after she fell asleep wearing sunglasses). – The Telegraph A look through the pages of Selfish reveals that what may seem insipid and overblown initially is actually a far smarter, more calculated window into the life and times of one of our culture’s most relevant public figures through the simple, albeit absurd, art of documenting herself. – Complex What Selfish depicts, more than anything else, is the labor that goes into beauty…. And with her candor about who she is and what it takes to make her that way, she might also, against all odds, move us forward. – The Atlantic View Slideshow: 29 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet

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Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits …because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber… She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck… TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

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Pure Comedy: 20 Of The Wackiest, Strangest and Most Ridiculous Street Signs

        What street?! Pure Comedy: 20 Of The Wackiest, Strangest and Most Ridiculous Street Signs The founders of these street names either  had a sense of humor or no idea of how crazy they sound . We challenge you to say some of these places out loud without laughing. Peep 20 of the most ridiculous sounding street names after the jump.

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Gigi Hadid Cleavage at Some Event of the Day

Gigi Hadid has cleavage…as do most girls who aren’t breast cancer survivors…or 8..now that girls go through puberty at 11. She is only 18 or 19 – so you are a pervert for liking these tits, but you’re not nearly as big of a pervert as family friend Paul Marciano – from Guess? fame – who cast her in his campaigns when she was just a little girl…because her gold digging fame whore mother wanted her working – and her dad was too busy creeping on young hot girls to fuck behind the mom’s back – that he figured this would keep them all busy when not spending his ridiculous amounts of money.. Some rich girls want ponies, others want to be in Sports Illustrated, when your dad is over the dop enough – I guess anything happens…and here are her young tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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True Or False??? Was Nick Cannon Caught Creeping On Mariah With A ‘Wild N’ Out Girl’ And A Model Banger???

Rut roh …. Nick Cannon Accused Of Cheating On Mariah Carey Are Nick and Mariah’s marital woes because of his sneaky dirty doggin’ ways??? That’s the question that’s being asked after a tabloid claims that Nicky’s been stepping out with not one, but TWO young little bangers. Star Magazine reports: While Nick Cannon was hanging out in the deejay booth at the launch party for his new venture NCredible Tablet on July 26, his wife Mariah Carey was nowhere in site — but he didn’t seem too bothered by that. A witness at the Malibu event says the America’s Got Talent host looked “happier than ever” cozying up to 23-year-old model Jasmine Sanders, adding, “They could barely keep their hands off each other.” Nick himself has confirmed “trouble in paradise” between the couple, and while he denies that he’s been unfaithful, Star has learned exclusively that Jasmine is just one of many mistresses he’s been carrying on with. “Mariah can’t stand the fact that Nick is spending time with other women and wants the divorce proceedings to go as quickly as possible,” a source close to the star says. Besides being seen kissing Jasmine on multiple occasions, the entertainer is also paying for her lavish L.A. apartment, as well as for an equally posh love nest for another mistress, dancer Brittany Dailey. “In Nick’s mind,” the insider explains, “the relationship has been over for years.” Poor MiMi! Brittany has worked as a “Wild N’ Out Girl” on Cannon’s show and Sanders is a model whose been linked to Rob Kardashian and Chris Brown. Do you believe this story???? Check out photos of these two young beauties accused of cheating it up with Nick Cannon after the flip. Brittany Dailey Jasmine Sanders

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Pure Comedy: Funniest, Wildest & Craziest Craigslist Ads

18 Hilariously Crazy Craigslist Ads There aren’t very many good reasons to peruse Craigslist other than to laugh at the ridiculous, outrageous and absolutely hilarious ads that get posted on the daily. Hit the jump for the funniest, wildest and craziest Craigslist ads.

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Bird Beef: Apollo Nida Explains Why He Caught Fade With Kenya’s Gay Assistant Brandon

Too much beige on beige violence. Apollo Explains RHOA Brawl Apollo is having the worst week ever between this fight and those bank fraud and identity theft charges. Phaedra help your man get his legal weight up and get Olivia Pope on speed dial. According to Radar Online: Apollo, who, as Radar has reported, was charged with bank fraud and identity theft last week, tried to explain his side of the story in a new preview for Sunday’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta. “Last night, I guess, was rather ridiculous, right?” Apollo said to his wife with a smirk. “I was having a good time actually until the madness came. “I never thought someone would hit me, especially when I was trying to diffuse the situation.” Phaedra was not amused by the childish behavior and told the Bravo cameras: “After last night’s drama, I need some time to myself to figure out what went so horribly wrong.” Apollo tried to explain why he viciously assaulted Kenya’s assistant. “Brandon fell down the beanbag … when he was getting up, I saw a lot of rage in his eyes. I tried to run over there and apparently whatever I tried to do wasn’t appropriate. I was just trying to hold him back. All I know, I got hit and got really carried away,” Apollo said. Phaedra deflected the whole brawl on her co-star. “I’m not downplaying Apollo’s role in this mess. However, I blame Kenya for this whole melee. If she would have remained in the seat and acted as if she had some sense for a change, none of this would have happened,” she said. Do you think Apollo started the fight?

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Michaele Salahi, Neal Schon to Marry LIVE on Pay-Per-View!

Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon have announced their upcoming wedding, an intimate evening with close family, friends and a Pay-Per-View audience. December 15, live from San Francisco’s Palace of the Fine Arts, you can watch the three-hour TV special dubbed the “Winter Wonderland Wedding and Music Event.” All for just $14.95!!! Believe it or not, a real TV crew’s hosting the thing – Debbie Matenopoulos, Cameron Mathison, and Karyn Bryant – and Journey (of course) will perform that night. The duo will be the first EVER to get married on Pay-Per-View and will be donating a portion of the PPV proceeds to benefit typhoon relief in the Philippines. Let’s just hope: It’s more than 10 percent, a la Kim Kardashian ‘s auction. Tareq Salahi doesn’t crash the event … sort of his thing.

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Kim Kardashian on "Bound 2" Parody: They Nailed It!

Give Kim Kardashian points for having a sense of humor. With the Internet buzzing over Seth Rogen and James Franco recreating the ridiculous Bound 2 music video with one of their own, appropriately titled ” Bound 3 ,” the reality star has taken to Twitter and given the duo full props. “You nailed it!!! Sooo funny!” Kim wrote yesterday, actually re-Tweeting the video. James Franco and Seth Rogen Film “Bound 3” And we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape , right? This is someone who knows a thing or two about being nailed. Will Kanye West react in the same fun manner to the parody? We somehow doubt it. He may take out a hit on Rogen and Franco for questioning his “art.” Still, we absolutely adore the spoof and we’ve captured some of its top moments in the following montage. Click through and enjoy the shirtless absurdity:

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