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Pete Davidson Just Put an End to Kanye West

One week ago, Kanye West was the musical act on Saturday Night Live. As is often the case these days, however, the rapper's actual music was overshadowed by his ranting and raving about Donald Trump . Fast forward seven days and West was not featured in person on SNL this past weekend. But he was still a major presence, thanks to Pete Davidson stopping by Weekend Update to put the musician into his place. Referencing his own struggle with borderline personality disorder, along with West’s history with bipolar disorder, Davidson opened as follows: “First off, a lot of people thought Che should be the one to talk about Kanye, but we discussed it. Che’s black, but I’m crazy, and we both know which side of Kanye’s at the wheel right now.” Let's just stop right there and appreciate that perfect sentiment. Most people out there agree that West has essentially abandoned his race by supporting Trump… … and by calling for slavery to sort of return to America again. “Speaking strictly for myself, what Kanye said after we went off the air last week was one of the worst, most awkward things I’ve ever seen here, and I’ve seen Chevy Chase speak to an intern,” continued Davidson, who called the famous Saturday Night Live alumnus “ a genuinely bad, racist person ” on The Howard Stern Show last month. Davidson then touched on West’s “Make America Great Again” hat, which West claimed he was told not to wear on SNL. “He wore it all week,” Davidson shot back, adding: “Nobody told him not to wear it. I wish I bullied you. I wish I would have suggested that it might upset some people, like your wife [ Kim Kardashian ] or every black person ever.” Davidson said on air that he's actively taking medication for his disorder. He's obviously sensitive to mental health problems, but… “If I ever got on a plane and the pilot said, ‘I just want you to know, this is the real me flying the plane,’ I’d jump out. Being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass.” HA! We love it. Watch Davidson's full takedown of Kanye here!

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Samantha Markle Gets Denied from Kensington Palace, Leaves Mysterious Note for Sister

Samantha Markle put her money where her mouth is on Saturday morning. Or, to be more accurate, Samantha Markle put her wheelchair where her Twitter account has been. What we’re trying to is this: The awful half-sister of Meghan Markle actually tried to see the Duchess of Sussex at Kensington Place over the weekend. According to The Daily Mirror, which has even published photos of Samantha at the gates of this famous residence, Markle’s evil sibling made good on her threat to try and see the Royal Beauty early yesterday. Samantha – who suffers from multiple sclerosis – was pushed by her partner in a wheelchair through an open gate. British news outlets have sincereported that she got into a verbal “stand-off” with an officer guarding a security checkpoint and was turned away. Finally convinced she would not make it through, Samantha handed a guard a white envelope and then left. “Everybody would love to know what’s in that letter,” Samantha tweeted on Sunday. Samantha, of course, is 17 years old than Meghan. They share the same father, but never shared a household growing up. They barely really know each other. Yet this lack of a relationship hasn’t stopped Samantha from publicly disparaging and harassing Meghan, almost since the moment Meghan started dating Prince Harry. On endless irritating, cruel and self-serving occasions, Samantha has fired off Tweets or given interviews in which she accused Meghan of being a phony… a hypocrite… a spoiled brat… and even a dog killer . But whatever. Meghan has almost entirely maintained the high ground and never responded to her half-sister ridiculous rants. One must wonder whether this will change now that Samantha dared to actually get into the Palace. That’s scared territory. “This was a huge move on the part of Meghan’s sister to try to see her face to face and the fact she was turned away speaks volumes,” a source told The Mirror, adding: “This is the closest Meghan has come physically to that side of her family since she married into the royal family but palace staff had clearly been instructed not to allow her access.” Can you blame her?!? Just about a week ago, Samantha actually issued Meghan an apology , saying on air: “There is so much water under the bridge and so much has spun out of control that was never intended to. “I think everybody [in our family] was hurt at not being included or invited to the wedding, but I felt as though it could have all been nipped in the bud had everyone been included. “We all just agreed to move forward with positive resolve and the hurt feelings wouldn’t have snowballed.” In this same sit-down with Great Britain’s Channel 5, Samantha said of her visit overseas: “I’ve always wanted to see London, but really I wanted to make the trip and sort of speak the wishes and thoughts and sentiments of my father, and hopefully get a message to my sister.” It appears as if she has now at least done that. But who the heck knows whether Meghan will bother to read it. She has far better things to do these days than entertain any thoughts at all about someone such as Samantha Markle. Such as what, you may be wondering? Such as GETTING PREGNANT , of course! View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Little People, Big World: 19 Shocking Scandals… Exposed!

The Roloffs are not the Kardashians. We mostly tune in to Little People, Big World each week because we want to see a bunch of relatives interact who basically just enjoy each other's company. They don't fight. They don't exploit each other. There's very little drama and almost no controversy. ALMOST , we said. Over the years, various members of this close-knit family have had run-ins with the law, clashes with social media users and taken part in other scandalous affairs that may come as a surprise. We still love Matt, Amy and company. As you are about to find out, however, they are not perfect… 1. Jacob Dropped Out of High School And he didn’t do so quietly, either, engaging on Twitter with someone who gave him props to his “high intellect,” but critcized him for dropping out in protest of public institutions, to which Jacob replied: “If you can tell my intellectual level with me not having finished formal high school, why do I still need it? Just to say so?” He added that he had a “hard time being excited” for his friends going to a four-year college. “I think you could learn a lot more for a lot less.” 2. Matt Got Arrested for Drunk Driving The incident took place in 2007, after he was stopped near his home for swerve in and out and his lane. Six months after the arrest, he was found not guilty in court. 3. Jeremy the… Bigot? Way back in 2008, Jeremy Roloff was accused of writing racist and homophobic messages on his MySpace account. The situation was brought to everyone’s attention by the National Enquirer story excerpted above. The messages at the time insulted African-Americans, Mexicans and gay people. 4. Jacob the… Drug User? We can’t say this one is too stunning, but Jacob once Tweeted: “Who doesn’t suck at selling weed Hmu.” That acronym stands for Hit Me Up. 5. Roloff Farms… Sued? Yes. In 2011, a Washington woman named Linda Farrall alleged that she was injured due to a fall from a picnic pavilion at the property. She sued the Roloffs for negligence and the case was settled out of court. 6. Jacob Accuses Producers of… Stealing? Always an outspoken individual, Jacob publicly claimed in 2015 that he was getting ripped off from his time on the series. “Man I wish it didn’t feel like I was getting f-ced out of the money from the show that was my childhood right now,” he said back then. View Slideshow

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Kate Middleton Trash-Talks Meghan Markle Daily (Report)

Ever since Meghan Markle married Prince Harry , there have been rumors about the former actress struggling to fit in with the royals. These reports were inevitable of course, but they’ve been somewhat more vicious and persistent than we anticipated. Insiders (or people purporting to be insiders, or tabloid columnists writing as imaginary insiders) claim that Meghan has breached royal protocol several times in her six weeks as a Duchess. Naturally, these folks insist that the Queen is not happy with Meg’s performance thus far. Kate Middleton, on the other hand, is reportedly loving every minute of it. A source tells the never-reliable Star magazine that Kate has been “gleefully watching Meghan’s blunders from the sidelines.”  Those blunders include such egregious offenses as wearing a dress that didn’t cover her shoulders. Oh, and let’s not forget the time that Meghan tried to hold Harry’s hand in public! We’re still clutching our pearls over that one. Apparently, Kate is supposed to be helping Meghan out with all this confusing nonsense, but when the time came to lend a hand to her fellow lapsed peasant, she was all like, nah: “You’d think that as a fellow commoner, she’d be sympathetic to how Meghan is struggling, but Kate feels threatened by Meghan’s popularity,” the insider reveals. “Kate takes potshots at Meghan every chance she gets and makes a point to tell the queen about all the things Meghan is doing wrong.” Oh, what we would give to hear Kate flex that stiff upper lip to spit some royal zingers. “Ay bish, you used to be on Suits but you couldn’t find a tailor for that baggy-ass wedding dress?” “I heard you were a model on Deal on No Deal . Maybe you should’ve said no deal to that fugly hat, nahmean?”” And so forth. Anyway, it all sounds very far-fetched, but this isn’t the first report we’ve heard that Kate and Meg aren’t exactly beasties: “Kate feels like Meghan has barely made any effort with her and is more interested in impressing [Queen Elizabeth],” a source recently told some tabloid called Closer Weekly . “Kate feels left out. She spent years working on her image as ‘the perfect royal,’ and Meghan is stealing her thunder,”  Yes, a real feud might be taking place among the duchesses. If only we could convince them to star in a reality show about their classy beef. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: The Best Reactions to the Royal Wedding!

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Funniest Memes Of The Week, Vol. 93

Angela Bassett is 16 years older than Katie Hopkins…….. pic.twitter.com/x9DDned92v — HOOD VOGUE (@kxyonn) May 20, 2018 Hilarious Memes Of The Week Back at it again with another collection of hilarious memes for your Memorial Day weekend funny. me attending my family and friends weddings after seeing the royal wedding pic.twitter.com/Jjc1k2zJEQ — Your OG (@LRNROSE) May 19, 2018 Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip.

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January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day

Older than Mount Rushmore, South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough – will have.. I don’t know how famous she is but famous enough to assume she fucked her way to the top because the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director….don’t get anywhere in hollywood…unless they suck that dick… Or in January’s case…TURKEY BASED THAT DICK UP INSIDE YOU TO CREATE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT LIKELY CAME WITH A BUY OUT PLAN FROM THE RICH GUY WHO PENETRATED THE CERVIX WITH HIS SEED..so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered… She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can. This isn’t real tits, but the country bumpkin in the overalls, is almost believable…if we didn’t all know she was a social manipulating heathen. The post January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Rose Ass of the Day

Demi Rose confuses the fuck out of me, but I guess she’s positioned herself as a Kim Kardashian of the UK, whatever that means beyond a woman with a really weird looking fake ass that people buy into, especially in the UK, because the UK has created some of the trashiest women of the last decade or two thanks to their weirdness…I thought these fuckers were proper and well educated, well spoken, but I guess there are a lot of chimney sweepers, factory workers, blue collared people…who just love trashy…allowing people like this to exist… Think about Glamour Models for a second, some of the biggest clown tits ever, all from the UK…even though you’d think it was an American thing…I mean they even have a black woman in the Royal Family now…progressive sure…but not what you’d expect from those people and their crumpets. That said, I’m pretty sure Demi Rose is an escort you can pay to fuck, the instagram is just ways to increase the value of that and that’s about all I know or care to know about whatever this is – that I am compelled to post because it’s clown-like. A Novelty act. The post Demi Rose Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Curdled Custard Faced Brit Has A ‘Niggling Worry’ About Meghan Markle & Prince Harry, Gets Dragged To London Bridge

Zak Hussein WE SEE YOU… Daily Mail Writer Has A “Niggling Worry” About Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Another day, another racist Brit beyotch exposing themselves. A Yorkshire pudding eating azzhole recently got the bright idea to drop some disparaging language in a headline about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle that’s getting her dragged. Writer Sarah Vine wrote this week’s cover story for The Daily Mail and decided to use her clotted cream brain to pen a story titled, “Yes they’re joyfully in love. So why do I have a niggling worry about this engagement picture?” See this mess from Daily Mail??! “Niggling” is the only word they could use pic.twitter.com/HysYKenWK8 — Richelle Carey (@RichelleCarey) December 22, 2017 A “NIGGLING” worry about Prince Harry’s coupledom with a biracial woman??? Oh, you bloody wanker…. While the actual story isn’t as blatantly racist as the title, it does bash Prince Harry and Meghan for having “cheesy” engagement photos and not “following protocol.” The writer also criticizes Meghan’s expensive “over-the-top” ballgown and adds that the royal couple is trying to “modernize the monarchy” by “turning it into a cross between Strictly and Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Bish…you…tried…it. “To my mind, the British public tend to like a little more decorum and dignity from their royals. Of course, no one expects Harry and Meghan to demonstrate the same level of restraint as his great-grandmother did on her engagement, in which Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon sat next to her fiance, not so much as giving him a glance. But a tiny nod to protocol would have been nice. Instead, we have an almost deliberate, some might say petulant, flouting of convention. Starting with that over-the-top ballgown with the Marie Antoinette-style price tag of £56,000. Prince Harry and Ms. Meghan Markle, December 2017. pic.twitter.com/HrAc9FeN51 — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) December 21, 2017 […] But who cares? Harry and Meghan are on a mission to modernise the monarchy, even at the risk of turning it into a cross between Strictly and Keeping Up With The Kardashians. […] If only there were something a little less artful about the studied lopsidedness of Meghan’s smile, the way she closes her eyes, angles her head, the actress in her impossible to tame.” Zak Hussein/SplashNews These brittle haired Brits are BIG mad about a well-moisturized maven like Meghan making the royal family moderately intriguing. STAY MAD—and brush those Georgia-clay colored teeth while you’re at it, lames. Several people agree that people like Sarah Vine need to get their krusty knickers out of their arse and they’re dragging her deplorable work. @WestminsterWAG I have a niggling suspicion you’re very racist. — Matt R Allen (@MattRAllen) December 22, 2017 Just. Vile. @WestminsterWAG There’s enough bad news without you starting more. #slownewsday #dailyfail #unnecessary #keepyouropinions #counterproductive pic.twitter.com/S23mFY9oiW — EuanGray (@EuMacKenzie) December 22, 2017 You KNOW what you were doing Westminster HAG—err WAG, and we see you. My new crush @themayhew pic.twitter.com/rJeyw8eCYE — Sarah Vine (@WestminsterWAG) July 24, 2017 More curdled custard dragging on the flip.

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Meghan Markle & Kate Middleton: Lunching Together to Quash Feud Rumors?

Meghan Markle is a divorced American newcomer, poised to marry into the British Royal Family. Kate Middleton is pregnant with yet another hair to the crown. As much as Kensington Palace tries to quash rumors of a feud between Kate and Meghan , people notice when one woman is stealing another’s spotlight. And some wonder if Kate and Meghan’s “double date” with the Queen has less to do with family and is instead a calculated move to make the women seem like friends. Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child. She’s due in April, and while a third royal baby isnt’t the same as the first, well, we’re still talking about a royal baby, folks. It’s big news. You know what else is big news? Kate Middleton’s brother-in-law is engaged. Harry and Meghan Markle have even set the wedding date for May 19th. As excited as people are for the nuptials … that is the month after Kate gives birth. They couldn’t have put it off? People reports that Meghan Markle joined her fiance Prince Harry on Wednesday for a yearly royal tradition. It was the annual pre-Christmas lunch. It took place with Harry’s grandmother, the Queen. And they were not alone. Joining them were Prince William and Kate Middleton. Now, the Royal family has been moving its members around secretly when needed for literal centuries. For this, though, no one made any apparent moves to keep things covert, and the whole world knows that Kate and Meghan were eating side-by-side. Maybe it’s just tradition … or maybe they’re hoping that news of this family lunch at Buckingham Palace smooths all of those stories of resentment. Even before Meghan Markle was engaged to Prince Harry or set her wedding date so close to Kate’s due date, Meghan was nudging the already publicly pregnant Kate Middleton out of the spotlight. Anyone else remember that ridiculous story about Meghan Markle “curing” Kate Middleton’s morning sickness with some sort of home remedy? At the time, Meghan was just Harry’s girlfriend, but rumors were already attributing magical healing powers to her. Now that the two are engaged, some people are basically forgetting that Kate’s even pregnant. As the wedding date approaches, discussions of Meghan Markle are going to grow more frequent, not less. (Honestly, I predict that plenty of stories about Kate giving birth are going to be framed in a way that mentions Meghan) Stories of royal resentment, true or not, aren’t going away any time soon. So what makes the royal family so happy to have Meghan Markle join them? A couple of things. One, Prince Harry isn’t a some sort of royal colleague — he’s the prince. He lost his mother at a young age, and his grandmother adores him. (Who doesn’t?) So of course they’re happy to clear away some of the hurdles that stand between him and happiness. Honestly, restrictions on royal marriages should have probably gone away a long time ago. Two, the British government and Kensington Palace know how to do math, and they’ve crunched the numbers. It’s projected that Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry could rake in some serious dough for the UK. How much dough, you ask? $670 million . With the UK bracing itself for losses during their Brexit nightmare, a wedding that draws in 1,000 times its cost is a big win. And Harry’s happiness? Also a win. Whatever issues Meghan and Kate might have — honestly, rumor tends to suggest that it’s Kate with the alleged gripes — shouldn’t matter when it comes to each other’s happiness. They’re about to become family. What’s almost certain is that, if these two really are feuding, it’ll stay quiet — expressed only as rumor. Because the Royal Family would love to avoid scandals. It would be so nice to believe that the four of them just had a nice lunch with their grandmother who’s also the Queen and that everyone was happy for each other. Sadly, the world doesn’t always work like that. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Official Engagement Photos!

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Meghan Markle is a divorced American newcomer, poised to marry into the British Royal Family. Kate Middleton is pregnant with yet another hair to the crown. As much as Kensington Palace tries to quash rumors of a feud between Kate and Meghan , people notice when one woman is stealing another’s spotlight. And some wonder if Kate and Meghan’s “double date” with the Queen has less to do with family and is instead a calculated move to make the women seem like friends. Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child. She’s due in April, and while a third royal baby isnt’t the same as the first, well, we’re still talking about a royal baby, folks. It’s big news. You know what else is big news? Kate Middleton’s brother-in-law is engaged. Harry and Meghan Markle have even set the wedding date for May 19th. As excited as people are for the nuptials … that is the month after Kate gives birth. They couldn’t have put it off? People reports that Meghan Markle joined her fiance Prince Harry on Wednesday for a yearly royal tradition. It was the annual pre-Christmas lunch. It took place with Harry’s grandmother, the Queen. And they were not alone. Joining them were Prince William and Kate Middleton. Now, the Royal family has been moving its members around secretly when needed for literal centuries. For this, though, no one made any apparent moves to keep things covert, and the whole world knows that Kate and Meghan were eating side-by-side. Maybe it’s just tradition … or maybe they’re hoping that news of this family lunch at Buckingham Palace smooths all of those stories of resentment. Even before Meghan Markle was engaged to Prince Harry or set her wedding date so close to Kate’s due date, Meghan was nudging the already publicly pregnant Kate Middleton out of the spotlight. Anyone else remember that ridiculous story about Meghan Markle “curing” Kate Middleton’s morning sickness with some sort of home remedy? At the time, Meghan was just Harry’s girlfriend, but rumors were already attributing magical healing powers to her. Now that the two are engaged, some people are basically forgetting that Kate’s even pregnant. As the wedding date approaches, discussions of Meghan Markle are going to grow more frequent, not less. (Honestly, I predict that plenty of stories about Kate giving birth are going to be framed in a way that mentions Meghan) Stories of royal resentment, true or not, aren’t going away any time soon. So what makes the royal family so happy to have Meghan Markle join them? A couple of things. One, Prince Harry isn’t a some sort of royal colleague — he’s the prince. He lost his mother at a young age, and his grandmother adores him. (Who doesn’t?) So of course they’re happy to clear away some of the hurdles that stand between him and happiness. Honestly, restrictions on royal marriages should have probably gone away a long time ago. Two, the British government and Kensington Palace know how to do math, and they’ve crunched the numbers. It’s projected that Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry could rake in some serious dough for the UK. How much dough, you ask? $670 million . With the UK bracing itself for losses during their Brexit nightmare, a wedding that draws in 1,000 times its cost is a big win. And Harry’s happiness? Also a win. Whatever issues Meghan and Kate might have — honestly, rumor tends to suggest that it’s Kate with the alleged gripes — shouldn’t matter when it comes to each other’s happiness. They’re about to become family. What’s almost certain is that, if these two really are feuding, it’ll stay quiet — expressed only as rumor. Because the Royal Family would love to avoid scandals. It would be so nice to believe that the four of them just had a nice lunch with their grandmother who’s also the Queen and that everyone was happy for each other. Sadly, the world doesn’t always work like that. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Official Engagement Photos!

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