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Let Amy Schumer Remind You It’s Not Cool To Tweet Sexist Jokes

Amy Schumer perfectly called out a teen film critic who made a tasteless joke about her sex life.

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Jennifer Lawrence is a Cunt of the Day

I find it a scam the Jennifer Lawrence is winning awards at every award show, it’s like Hollywood just loves her and thinks she’s the best, because they needed a puppet to position as some high day rate, big pay day, for the producers to really maximize their take off a movie budget, which is all they really care about.. Well, in being Jennifer Lawrence, she’s rich and famous, has good tits at least in nude selfies, and is still so uninteresting as a personality…she’s taken her awkwardness, you know falling down stairs, and has tried to refine it to a bunch of media people trying to pander to her shitty attitude… She’s the fucking worst, yet marketed as the best, and here she is hassling a reporter, who is probably reading the question becuase he’s not English off her phone, because her and overrated Amy Schumer as just comedians…. It’s impossible to have a celebrity or someone who wants to be a celebrity…who is down to earth or low maintenance. These are the worst kind of brats. The post Jennifer Lawrence is a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josh Duggar: Could He Be Headed to Prison in 2016?

As you probably know, 2015 was quite the tumultuous year for the Duggar family. Crazily enough, next year might be even worse. Duggars dealt with a number of public relations nightmares that irreparably damaged their reputation and resulted in the  cancelation of  19 Kids and Counting  – the family’s long-running TLC reality series. At the center of it all, of course, were the  Josh Duggar sex scandals .  It seemed that not a week went by this year without a shocking revelation about Josh’s past sexual indiscretions – and now it looks as though the 27-year-old father of four may have even harder times ahead. In August, it was revealed that Josh paid an adult film star named Danica Dillon thousands of dollars for sex. Now, Danica is suing Josh for assault, claiming that their sexual encounters were so rough that she was left with “physical and emotional scars.” Danica doesn’t seem to have any interest in dropping the suit or settling out of court, and Josh may have much more to lose than just money. Legal experts tell In Touch that depending on the nature of her testimony, Danica’s civil suit could prompt a criminal investigation, which may land Josh behind bars. View Slideshow: Josh Duggar Sex Scandal Timeline: How His Family’s Empire Crumbled “The most likely crimes Josh could be charged with range from misdemeanor simple assault, which carries a maximum sentence of one to two years, or felony aggravated assault, which carries a 10-year to 20-year maximum sentence,” says criminal defense attorney Lloyd Long III. A source close to the Duggars tells the tabloid that the family is very aware – and very frightened – of what might happen to Josh if this case goes to trial: “[Jim Bob] doesn’t want this case becoming a criminal matter,” the insider says. “He knows Josh would never be the same if he went inside.” “They’re afraid Josh going to jail would leave an indelible stain on the family name, and that they, too, would be punished for years because of what he did.” Josh recently left rehab after several months of treatment for sex and pornography addiction, and he probably feels that the worst is behind him. But believe it not, 2016 might be an even more challenging year for everyone’s least-favorite Duggar. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why Anna Duggar Should Leave Josh NOW

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Josh Duggar: Could He Be Headed to Prison in 2016?

As you probably know, 2015 was quite the tumultuous year for the Duggar family. Crazily enough, next year might be even worse. Duggars dealt with a number of public relations nightmares that irreparably damaged their reputation and resulted in the  cancelation of  19 Kids and Counting  – the family’s long-running TLC reality series. At the center of it all, of course, were the  Josh Duggar sex scandals .  It seemed that not a week went by this year without a shocking revelation about Josh’s past sexual indiscretions – and now it looks as though the 27-year-old father of four may have even harder times ahead. In August, it was revealed that Josh paid an adult film star named Danica Dillon thousands of dollars for sex. Now, Danica is suing Josh for assault, claiming that their sexual encounters were so rough that she was left with “physical and emotional scars.” Danica doesn’t seem to have any interest in dropping the suit or settling out of court, and Josh may have much more to lose than just money. Legal experts tell In Touch that depending on the nature of her testimony, Danica’s civil suit could prompt a criminal investigation, which may land Josh behind bars. View Slideshow: Josh Duggar Sex Scandal Timeline: How His Family’s Empire Crumbled “The most likely crimes Josh could be charged with range from misdemeanor simple assault, which carries a maximum sentence of one to two years, or felony aggravated assault, which carries a 10-year to 20-year maximum sentence,” says criminal defense attorney Lloyd Long III. A source close to the Duggars tells the tabloid that the family is very aware – and very frightened – of what might happen to Josh if this case goes to trial: “[Jim Bob] doesn’t want this case becoming a criminal matter,” the insider says. “He knows Josh would never be the same if he went inside.” “They’re afraid Josh going to jail would leave an indelible stain on the family name, and that they, too, would be punished for years because of what he did.” Josh recently left rehab after several months of treatment for sex and pornography addiction, and he probably feels that the worst is behind him. But believe it not, 2016 might be an even more challenging year for everyone’s least-favorite Duggar. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why Anna Duggar Should Leave Josh NOW

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15 Best Celeb Instagrams of 2015: Who Reigns Supreme?

One is eternally grateful for the invention of Instagram, for it allows us to pretend as though our favorite stars are sharing personal photos with us.   Except they're not. The mystery may be gone, but look at how funny everyone is!  And we would never have believed that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence went on vacation together , or that JLaw was friendly with Kris Jenner. The things you learn on the interweb.   1. Thanks Kris! Khloe Kardashian gave a shoutout to mom Kris Jenner when ‘Straight Outta Compton’ hit theaters. 2. Meryl Embraces Amy “Everyone shut up forever,” Amy commanded. 3. Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris “Swan Goals” indeed. 4. The Odd Couple “Happy Birthday you piece of shit…” Kris Jenner wrote. “God I love you #Jenniferlawrencethanks for making this night a night to remember…..even if we did get caught… I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!” 5. Happy Halloween, It “Still Fits” Remember the Givenchy sofa cover/curtain/couture number Kim Kardashian wore to the 2013 Costume Institute Gala? So does Kim Kardashian. 6. Farrah Abraham Hawks Yet ANOTHER Product Makeup-free and looking like a fool. View Slideshow

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15 Best Celeb Instagrams of 2015: Who Reigns Supreme?

One is eternally grateful for the invention of Instagram, for it allows us to pretend as though our favorite stars are sharing personal photos with us.   Except they're not. The mystery may be gone, but look at how funny everyone is!  And we would never have believed that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence went on vacation together , or that JLaw was friendly with Kris Jenner. The things you learn on the interweb.   1. Thanks Kris! Khloe Kardashian gave a shoutout to mom Kris Jenner when ‘Straight Outta Compton’ hit theaters. 2. Meryl Embraces Amy “Everyone shut up forever,” Amy commanded. 3. Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris “Swan Goals” indeed. 4. The Odd Couple “Happy Birthday you piece of shit…” Kris Jenner wrote. “God I love you #Jenniferlawrencethanks for making this night a night to remember…..even if we did get caught… I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!” 5. Happy Halloween, It “Still Fits” Remember the Givenchy sofa cover/curtain/couture number Kim Kardashian wore to the 2013 Costume Institute Gala? So does Kim Kardashian. 6. Farrah Abraham Hawks Yet ANOTHER Product Makeup-free and looking like a fool. View Slideshow

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Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wanessa Milhomem Topless for Some brand of the Day

In February of this year, Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped some Duth model for this Wanessa Milhomem….in May of this year… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped dumped Wanessa Milhomem for some blonde chick… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis is 52 while Wanessa Milhomem is 22 or 23….and I think that’s a friendly reminder to men everywhere to get rich, because when you’re rich, you will be able to fuck models too.. The reason, it’s a competitive industry, there are millions of hot enough girls in the worlds, hundreds of thousands who are hot and talented enough to be instagram models, tens of thousands vapid enough to be instagram models…while all of them…will date rich guys to help their career, lifestyle, etc…it’s just a fact…throw fame in the mix, and the model pussy, all model pussy…is yours…even if they aren’t even fans of your music…even if your fame is low level…but you have money to back it up…Girls fucking love that shit… Now I’ve never heard of Wanessa Milhomem…I’m going to assume she’s like other mail order bride models…..she’s fucking hot, I trolled her instagram HERE …and she’s doing topless campaigns for god knows what…and who cares..I’m into it.. The post Wanessa Milhomem Topless for Some brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day

Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy.. Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit.. Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart… I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it. The post Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer bikini photos beach shoot images

Amy Schumer paraded her bikini body in a strapless green two-piece while stand up on a Paddle Board in the crystal clear island waters. The Comedy Central star displayed her curvaceous figure in a bandeau bikini and color coordinated bottoms. She went makeup-free and pulled back her long blonde tresses in a messy updo. Amy was on the receiving end of body-shaming comments online, But the hurtful messages haven#39;t affected the funny lady. She often pokes fun at her own body in her stan

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