It’s time to take a break from all the seriously hot models in lingerie at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for something a little different: a seriously hot model in a bikini. You know how they say variety is the spice of life and all. It’s why I try to change my sweatpants at least once every couple weeks. So enjoy these shots of Claudia Romani and her killer booty at the beach. It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures from my former Twitter girlfriend, but I’m happy to report that bikini body of hers is still looking just as perfect as ever. Yow! Photos: PacificCoastNews
Damn! I guess Taylor Swift took that whole Jessica Hart “feud” from last year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to heart. For those of you who need a refresher on your year-old manufactured gossip, Jessica supposedly said that Taylor didn’t have what it takes to be a lingerie model after her performance. Well, as you can see from these shots from this year’s show, that’s definitely not the case anymore. In fact, I’d say that Taylor looks better than at least half the professional models I post on this site. And if she ever wants to try her hand at going pro, my phone takes great photos. I’m just saying. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Just call her an honorary angel. Taylor Swift recorded her performance this week for the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which will air December 9 on CBS and which will give viewers a look at the artist as they’ve rarely seen her before: In lingerie! Taylor Swift at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 1. Taylor Swift on the Catwalk Sing it, Taylor Swift! Also: strut it, Taylor Swift! The artist performs here at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. To belt out several of her new singles – including her latest chart-topper, ” Blank Space ” – Swift donned a light-pink satin night gown and matching lace and satin robe. She completed the ensemble with maribou-trimmed high-heeled sandals. And with the jaws of men everyone dropped firmly to the ground. As seen in the photo gallery above, Taylor also wore a lacy black number that made it clear why Matt Healy wants to date the superstar. Last year, Swift performed at this same fashion show with Fall Out Boy. This year, she sang by herself while good friend Karlie Kloss strutted down the runway along her side. In case there was any doubt about whether the Victoria’s Secret Angels accept Swift on their stage, meanwhile, consider the group shot that was snapped after this week’s taping. Look who is front, center and beautiful!
In case you couldn’t hear the sound of thousands of pants fires igniting all the way across the Atlantic, the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in London last night, and I guess my invite got lost in the mail. Again. But not to worry, because I’ve got all the highlights, aka a whole lot of crazy-hot supermodels in lingerie. And honestly, even though I wish I could’ve seen this in person, I think it’s probably better this way, seeing as how I don’t have to risk getting tazed for trying to sneak a lick. Just a mild shock from my computer screen and dirty looks from the prudes at my local Starbucks. Totally worth it. Enjoy! » view all 73 photos Photos: WENN.com
A few weeks after Victoria’s Secret got into hot water for its Perfect Body campaign , one of that brand’s models have fired back at critics who argue she has anything but the perfect body. Sara Sampaio – who is expected to walk the catwalk at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion show – recently posted a picture of herself in a bikini to Instagram. And it was met with excessive insults from social media users who harassed Sampaio for being all skin and bones. In response, Sampaio posted a defense of her figure, coming down hard on folks for trying to make a woman feel badly about her body. “I’m proud of my body and I’m not gonna let any of you bully me just because I’m skinny!” the brunette wrote. “Every body is different, and every metabolism is different! “I eat a lot, so next time u decide to tell me to eat a burger remember I probably eat more burgers than you, I’ve always been skinnier, and probably will always be, I workout, I’m healthy and I’m happy!” Sampaio noted that she never criticizes anyone who is overweight and said there’s a double standard at work here: It’s not okay to diss a fat woman, but it’s apparently acceptable to critique a skinny woman. “The amount of hate I see thrown at me and to other model friends that I know are naturally skinny it’s ridiculous!” she wrote. “U don’t see us shaming other types of bodies so please don’t come and shame ours! “Be happy with ur body and stop shaming others! Whether they are skinny, fat, fit, with big boobs, small boobs etc! Don’t share hate! Be happy.” 14 Celebrities Who Need to Eat Some Pie 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan looks healthier these days than she used to at the height of her … whatever that phase was. Some followers have taken Sampaio to task for being a hypocrite because she said in a recent online video that she envies the body of model Candice Swanepoel . But Sampaio writes that she loves herself just as she is. However… “I can also look at another woman and admire her beauty. In fact, I admire the beauty of many women from all areas of life, not only Candice’s…As women we need to stand together. We are [judged] and objectified often enough by men. Here is to your feminism.”
Lily Aldridge is part of the Victoria’s Secret Mafia, who are out there promoting the whole Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, where they probably make something like 90 percent of their yearly revenue, so they take it very fucking seriously, and we are currently in the period of the build up, where they PR teams get mainstream press, trying to push their angels, I get it. America is dumb, infomercials on network television work if they feature half naked girls…getting everyone excited about janky shit quality sweatshop clothes…available in every mall in America… She’s also spreading her legs in a pantsuit, like she was Hillary Clinton if Hilary Clinton wasn’t a lesbian, and if this was Hustler magazine in the 70s, it’d be porn, but today, it’s just boring…because Lily is boring….
Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.
There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….
There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….
I really don’t care about entitled cunts bitch slapping each other over model hookers like the little rich bitches they are… But for some reason this story makes me laugh, only because I was told back in August of last year that Bieber fucked Miranda Kerr after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…directly from Miranda Kerr’s manager, and that was the reason why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret and why she broke up with the husband, who I was also told may be gay and who she had fucked many dudes while being married to him, the Bieber is just the one who got her fired… So now, Bloom and Selena Gomez are linking up, and for some reason they all end up in the same party in Ibiza, because there isn’t a whole fucking world out there for these idiots to go to different restaurants, and some faggot ass fight happened and the whole thing is so stupid you have to laugh… I hear after Bieber got slapped, he posted a pic of Miranda Kerr on his instagram…oh shit…this little girl takes no prisoners… What a fucking joke, I wish real violence and real “we’re rich as fuck and make people disappear” happened. Not pansy spoiled brat gangsterism…it’s so silly. It must be a joke.. Here’s the video…and to think there is war, ebola, terrorism, Genocide, going on in the world…when we can all focus on this…important news.
