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Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become… If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it… But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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Imogen Thomas’ Classy Upskirt Picture of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Imogen Thomas is a Glamour Model…who I am sure not very many people care about…not only because she’s got a stupid name…but because she’s been in this Glamour model game for the last 10 years…meaning googling her will lead you to far more than just a weak ass panty flash up skirt pic for the paparazzi because she’s probably medicated, drunk, but more importantly, has already put herself out there, so that a little pussy flash getting out of the car won’t change anything for her, but on the flip side may get people talking about her again…just not very many people…but for some reason..I’m posting it…I guess her strategy works…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve. To See Sophie Anderton’s Spread from the Issue FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous… What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it. This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Full Frontal from Trance of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy. I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.

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Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do…. It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot…. Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND VIDEOS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily Ratajkowski at Her Carl Jr’s Fitting of the DAy

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. I have already written her ten Valentines Day cards…but I have no where to send them….so I just keep them in a box…in the hopes that one day we meet…so that I can give her the jar of semen she’s made me produce….along with all the love letters of written her….it’s bound to impress her and make her fall in love with me…so that we can live a Disney Fairytale love story…with a double wedding…so that I can stare at her body all day…. This strategy is not designed to creep her out…it’s not even designed…it is just what my soul is telling me to do to show her the passion I have for her…you know how much I care…..for her amazing body….a body so good….practically perfect… that I don’t understand why it isn’t top of the charts famous….when so much gutter shit like Kate Upton’s gunt is… Emily Ratajkowski….I choo choo choose you…..be mine.

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Kelly O’Sullivan & Hazel Donegan for Zoo of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..> GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..

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Magdalena Frackowiak is Decent Looking of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..but I guess all that is irrelevant…cuz Magdalena Frackowiak may not even be Russian at all, I am just too lazy to google her, and more into pointing out that she’s pretty decent looking….it’s new years eve, I’m drinking, why are you on a computer….freak. That said, I think this is for H&M or some shit….

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