My one Lady Gaga story is actually a lot like these pictures of her in some club in France, wearing a thong and panties…. It was back when she was using Perez Hilton to get famous, and it was right before she fully broke into the mainstream, but she was still famous enough to roll into clubs with her own security…where they sanctioned off a booth for her…and where my drunk as fuck ass moved in and kept grabbing her thong and fishnet ass…which at the time was still thick as fuck, but firm and amazing, despite possibly being pre-op and very near to testicles…she didn’t feel anything, so I kept going, and I guess I was close to fingering her asshole, and I guess 5 years hasn’t really changed her much…except now she’s on the collapse of her empire, not building the foundation of the empire, like when I grabbed her ass… I’ve told this story before, but I don’t leave my house much, so deal with it.Here she is ridiculous…just because…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
GTFOHWTBS ! Via DailyMail Close friends of Darren Wilson have called for the star witness in the Michael Brown shooting to be charged for lying about what he saw. Two of the Ferguson police officer’s best friends told MailOnline that Dorian Johnson – who was next to Brown at the time – should be arrested for his statements in numerous TV interviews he made days afterwards. They say that he made up the claim that Brown had his hands up which kickstarted the ‘Hands up, don’t shoot’ protest movement. For his part Johnson told the grand jury that the whole process has left him feeling ‘victimized’. He also revealed that the altercation began because he didn’t like how Wilson spoke to him like a father telling off his son. Johnson was walking with Brown back to his house in Ferguson, Missouri, when he and Wilson got in tussle that ended in tragedy on August 9. The killing sparked more than a week of violent protest and trouble erupted again this week with looting and widespread vandalism when a Grand Jury decided not to indict Wilson. The decision effectively means they did not believe Johnson’s account. Afterwards, Wilson’s testimony was made public which his supporters say proves Johnson was a liar. A close friend said: ‘Dorian Johnson is the one who started it all. If it was up to me he should be charged. ‘He got right on CNN, he got right on TV and started blabbering his mouth off. I could tell by his voice that he was lying. ‘Darren Wilson’s story makes sense regardless of whether I knew him or not.’ The friend also criticized Johnson for claiming that he hid behind a car but also claimed to have seen everything that happened. The friend said: ‘That’s just not possible’. Kill one black boy, and put the other in jail. Thats how it works in Amerikkka. Image via YouTube
SMH. Chet Hanks Reveals Stint In Rehab For Cocaine Addiction Celebrity seed and rapper Chet Haze (or Hanx…depending on the day?) recently revealed a brief stint in rehab to address issues related to his drug and alcohol addiction. Perhaps all that maintaining a “rap star lifestyle” while running around in Hollywood with reality star swirl-pieces has finally caught up to him? Via RadarOnline : The son of Hollywood power couple Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Chester “Chet” Hanks was born into a life of privilege. But now, RadarOnline.com has learned, he and his parents are fight to save him after he almost threw it all away on a life of drug abuse. Chet recently admitted to years of substance abuse struggles following a secret rehab stay, and Radar has all the shocking details. “I’ve been struggling with substance abuse since I was 16 years old,” he wrote in a bombshell post on Instagram on November 19. “Finally at the age of 24 I decided to get some help,” and go to rehab. “With 50 days of sobriety under my belt, I can honestly say I’m the happiest I’ve ever been,” he continued. “I’m thankful for my family and everybody that cares about me, including my fans. I’ve been blessed with the programs of AA and NA which allow me to rise above this disease. I’m learning to accept my faults and be ok with being human. If anybody that sees this struggles with addiction, feel free to reach out. Thank you all for the love and support! GOD IS REAL!!!” Chet made no secret of his drug use in recent years, frequently rapping about weed and alcohol under the stage name “Chet Haze.” He insisted, “It’s part of college life; I wanted to rap about something that I do. But I wouldn’t say that’s what my life is all about. … I’m not some caricature of a person who just drinks and smokes weed and parties all the time.” After graduation though, the party didn’t stop. According to a new report in Star magazine, he recently turned to harder drugs. Damn Homie. Well at least he’s taking steps toward getting better…
Hotel Erotica ~ The Lobby (Preview) from Thomas Hodges on Vimeo . I saw this video making the rounds of the internet, and I didn’t really take the time to figure out what it is, I just know it is on VIMEO so that must mean it is art not porn, but not necessarily good art or interesting art, even though vagina flashes in public are always good art, except apparently, when part of weirdo fucking videos that look like some bootleg shit some college student shat our for a project back in 1995….before digital… I figure if you click the video, you’ll see more about what it’s about, but for now, I’ll just use it to bring back memories of an 18 year old pantyless girl I once met in a club, and by met, I mean looked up her skirt as she danced on a balcony, not knowing I was looking….It was love at first sight/lip slip…we didn’t end up meeting…but I saw all I needed to see….
You’ve gotta hand it to Teresa Giudice. She’s weeks away from starting a federal prison sentence, her marriage is crumbling, and she’s millions of dollars in debt, but she still takes the time to make us laugh. Sure, she’s making us laugh unintentionally, but that’s beside the point… The latest Garden State shenanigans involve Gia Giudice’s girl group , 3KT. Gia is Teresa’s 14-year-old daughter, who apparently aspires to be the next Britney Spears. 3KT released one wildly inappropriate video already, (It featured a cover of a Britney song, of course.), but now they need money to shock the Internet with a second uncomfortable clip. Given that Teresa is about to go to prison for 15 months , you might think that she would have more important things on her mind than her daughter’s fledgling career as a skimpily-attired pop star. You would be wrong: Teresa recently helped Gia launch a Kickstarter campaign with the goal of raising $7,500 for a 3KT holiday video. With just 16 days remaining until its deadline, the campaign has raised a paltry $901. Could it be that the world just isn’t that interested in funding inappropriately risque, mediocre, Christmas-themed pop music? No! Obviously this embarrassing public failure is the result of some anti-Teresa conspiracy, y’all! “Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason Gia’s music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far,” a source tells Radar Online. “Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia’s music career goes down in flames.” Despite drowning in 8-figure debt, Teresa reportedly forked over 10 grand for Gia’s first video. This time, she expects the public to foot the bill, because she’s Teresa Giudice, and that’s her idea of logic. Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see more of Teresa’s hilariously delusional behavior. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.
The Voice Season 7 Episode 20 saw the remaining ten singers vie for America’s votes once more as this fall’s iteration of the NBC competition winds down. Only eight spots remain on tonight’s results show, so it’s crunch time. Did any of the 10 aspiring stars still standing begin to separate themselves from the field? Did any of them underachieve to the point where they’re in danger? Let’s break down all of the performances from Monday night … The Voice Season 7: Top 10 Performances 1. Craig Wayne Boyd – I Walk the Line (The Voice Top 10) Craig Wayne Boyd makes his bid for the Top 8 with a cover of Johnny Cash’s “I Walk the Line.” For the first time in the series, the teams were treated to guest mentors during a live round: Patrick Stump, Christina Aguilera, Colbie Caillat, and Diana Ross! Also legendary producer Clive Davis was on hand to assist. What could they coax out of the ten stars in training? Craig Wayne Boyd (Team Blake) : With a cover of Johnny Cash’s hit “Walk the Line,” he earned a standing ovation with his authenticity, talent and charisma. Matt McAndrew (Team Adam) : He took on Coldplay’s “Fix You” with an upper range that gave Gwen (and probably a few others) the chills in a big way. Anita Antoinette (Team Gwen) : Performing a reggae rendition of Passenger’s “Let Her Go,” with some Aguilera style runs, this one was a big success. Damien (Team Adam) : His take on Stevie Wonder’s “You and I,” won endless praise from Pharrell, and the crowd seemed to get totally into it as it went on. Reagan James (Team Blake) : This rendition of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” was the most unique effort of the night and one of her best this season thus far. Luke Wade (Team Pharrell) : Seeking to redeem himself on Otis Redding’s “Try A Little Tenderness,” he appeared to right the ship and then some Monday. Ryan Sill (Team Gwen) : On Muse’s “Starlight,” he took Aguilera’s advice to deviate from the original, and is among the most improved of the Top 10. Is that enough? DaNica Shirey (Team Pharrell) : Bold as it was to even attempt Whitney Houston’s “I Have Nothing,” in front of Clive Davis, she won plaudits and praise galore. Taylor John Williams (Team Gwen) : Rocking out to The Beatles’ “Come Together,” his stage presence was the main takeaway from this strong performance. Chris Jamison (Team Adam) : Singing Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk,” he showed strong rhythmic ability and his comfort with the entire stage. What do you think? Who among The Voice Top 10 should advance to the Top 8 on the results show tonight? Hit the comments below and let us know!
We kicked off Jane the Virgin Season 1 Episode 7 with a flashback to a kiss between Jane and Rafael. No, not the romantic one that concluded last Monday night’s installment, but the first ever lip lock between the pair, back when Jane was 18 years old. Why didn’t the relationship work out back then? Because Rafael never called, a fact Xo has not forgotten all this time later. Watch Jane the Virgin Season 1 Episode 7 Online But Jane insists that Rafael has changed, an argument helped when he shows up at her door and says he wants to take her on a date. Jane says she needs to go very slow, though, considering the baggage (sort of crazy ex-wife for him, unborn child for her, etc.) and her recent break-up, which she appears to be handling well. That is, until Michael finds flowers sent by Rafael – along with a card and a mention of their kiss – and tells Jane that she isn’t “the person I thought you were.” OUCH . Later that night, Jane and her friends end up at a club and, wouldn’t you know it, Rafael is there, too! Jane can’t take her eyes off of him, but she refuses to jump into a relationship out of respect for Michael. Rafael gives a speech about taking advantage of the time they have and of the baby on the way and it inspires Jane to leave the club with him. As you can see when you watch Jane the Virgin online , they head to Target and then to the hotel pool, just chatting away until dawn. The night was rated PG, but Jane and Rafael fell sleep, prompting a freak-out from Xo, who called all of Jane’s friends to track her down. It also prompts a chew -out from the head nun when Jane shows up in the same dress the next morning. Later that day, Xo and Jane have a heart-to-hear about making “smart choices,” with the former understanding her daughter better than she lets on. She has decided to end her budding romance with Rogelio and went out on a date here with the dad of one of her dance school students. As for Michael? He ends up fighting with his partner about the Sin Rostro investigation and then totally getting it on with her. Petra also had some sex this week, with former fiancé Lachlan. She does so to get the $350,000 needed to pay off Ivan, which Petra will receive upon passing along information about Rafael. We eventually learn that Lachlan and Petra conspired to get Rafael fired, which forces Rafael to call and cancel their dinner date. He tells her he’s on his way to Mexico City. To what end? The series takes a week off and then returns on December 8 with Jane the Virgin Season 1 Episode 8 , as previewed here: Jane the Virgin Season 1 Episode 8 Teaser
There’s gonna be a party in the USA tonight, people. Because Miley Cyrus has a birthday to celebrate! The superstar is now 22 years old. And while we assume Miley is spending the occasion by continuing to troll Kim Kardashian , we’re gonna honor the artist by looking back over some of her more memorable moments. Like the time she took most of her clothes off for German Vogue: Miley Cyrus German Vogue Photos 1. Miley Cyrus: Topless for German Vogue Miley Cyrus has gone topless once again. She covers up her snack trays in this photo from German Vogue. Or the time(s) she went topless on magazines covers, album covers or random Tuesday afternoons: 19 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. Or the many, many Instagram photos we can’t get out of our head: Miley Cyrus in London: Crazy Concert Pictures! 1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because… of course she is. Especially the crazy weird ones: Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini Miley Cyrus isn’t just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She’s wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don’t know why. And who could forget Miley’s crotch. Not Liam Hemsworth , we bet, and not anyone who views these photos: 11 Miley Cyrus Crotch Shots 1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now. And then, of course, no one will ever forget the performance that truly made us realize Hanna Montana is dead and gone: Miley Cyrus 2013 VMA Performance: Photos and GIFs! 1. Attack of the Foam Finger! Our lives were never the same after seeing Miley Cyrus do this at the 2013 Video Music Awards. Finally, and most recently, the birthday girl scarred out eyes forever by editing a photo of herself as a baby on to various shots of her herself writhing around on stage. It was, and it remains, very disturbing: Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes 1. Miley Crotch Grab No, Miley Cyrus. Just… no. Why did you make us look at this? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILEY CYRUS!!!
There’s gonna be a party in the USA tonight, people. Because Miley Cyrus has a birthday to celebrate! The superstar is now 22 years old. And while we assume Miley is spending the occasion by continuing to troll Kim Kardashian , we’re gonna honor the artist by looking back over some of her more memorable moments. Like the time she took most of her clothes off for German Vogue: Miley Cyrus German Vogue Photos 1. Miley Cyrus: Topless for German Vogue Miley Cyrus has gone topless once again. She covers up her snack trays in this photo from German Vogue. Or the time(s) she went topless on magazines covers, album covers or random Tuesday afternoons: 19 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. Or the many, many Instagram photos we can’t get out of our head: Miley Cyrus in London: Crazy Concert Pictures! 1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because… of course she is. Especially the crazy weird ones: Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini Miley Cyrus isn’t just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She’s wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don’t know why. And who could forget Miley’s crotch. Not Liam Hemsworth , we bet, and not anyone who views these photos: 11 Miley Cyrus Crotch Shots 1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now. And then, of course, no one will ever forget the performance that truly made us realize Hanna Montana is dead and gone: Miley Cyrus 2013 VMA Performance: Photos and GIFs! 1. Attack of the Foam Finger! Our lives were never the same after seeing Miley Cyrus do this at the 2013 Video Music Awards. Finally, and most recently, the birthday girl scarred out eyes forever by editing a photo of herself as a baby on to various shots of her herself writhing around on stage. It was, and it remains, very disturbing: Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes 1. Miley Crotch Grab No, Miley Cyrus. Just… no. Why did you make us look at this? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILEY CYRUS!!!
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