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Farrah Abraham Responds to Vaginal Rejuvenation Backlash!

You know how Farrah Abraham is shamelessly plugging vaginal rejuvenation on Instagram? In addition to questions over why the 26-year-old would possibly need the procedure (leading some to wonder if she might be having incontinence issues), the fact that Farrah was posting about it at all stirred up controversy. Well, now Farrah’s responded to the backlash, so … brace yourselves. Okay, so as we mentioned, Farrah posted a little video of herself consulting with a conspicuously made up doctor who talked to her about the procedure. The procedure involves moving a wand of sorts in and out of Farrah’s vagina for several minutes. This isn’t the first time that Farrah Abraham’s gotten her vagina rejuvenated , folks. “What this does is distributes little wounds through radio frequency which kind of breaks up the collagen and forces it to restore during that healing process, so everything becomes tighter and you actually experience …” And then Farrah Abraham, to our cringing horror, says “Like I’m 16 again!” (Let’s not hold up 16-year-old girls as some sort of sexual ideal, because that is incredibly gross, folks) Folks on the interwebs did not hold back their thoughts about Farrah, either, even criticizing her in the context of being a mother. Though the procedure described was not surgical, one follower thought that it set a bad example for Farrah’s 8-year-old. “My god … poor little Sophia. A mother who ‘loves’ her body so much she altered every bit of it. Great example. I hope Sophia will grow into a strong and independent woman who does not need her ‘mother’ to be around.” Again, this is not the same as a boob job or a nose job, though there  are  surgical forms of vaginal rejuvenation. “Farrah why? I understand you’re a mom and need the procedure for personal reasons but why make it public? Have respect as a mother for your child and for others.” As we mentioned, though vaginas almost always revert to their previous size after childbirth, the treatment that Farrah received could be used to attempt to treat postpartum incontinence. Another was perplexed why a woman Farrah’s age would need any sort of “rejuvenation.” “Aren’t you like 25? Why do you need this?” Farrah is 26, but that is “like 25” and the question remains reasonable. But Farrah spoke out against the controversy that she herself created with her posts. “My lady parts are happy.” How nice for them? “I don’t know. I just like to share things, especially if it’s good and health related and I don’t know. Today though it’s just about fashion, Sophia and I’m just proud of this little baby boss.” Before she deflects to her daughter (yeah, we saw that), Farrah explains what looks like a clear advertisement as part of her fondness for sharing things. One, it was probably an ad. Two, it seems like she loves negative attention. “I think it’s just best to ignore negativity and only welcome positivity in your life and I think that shows for Sophia and hopefully myself over the years and I’m just really happy about that.” That sounds like a positive message. If you’re thinking that Farrah sounds like a great mom, though, remember that she admitted to forgetting Sophia in a store . Which is difficult to imagine. “I would say I do that by complimenting her and making sure she feels secure — whether it’s with her eyebrows or whatever it may be.” Didn’t Farrah pluck and wax her daughter’s unibrow when Sophia was still preschool aged? If Sophia has insecurities about her eyebrows, we think that we can identify their source. Now, there’s a lot to criticize about Farrah that’s totally fair game. But, though nobody wants to hear about it, she can alter her flesh prison as much as she likes. If we want to have choice words about Farrah Abraham, we can talk about how obnoxious she can be. Or about how she sets feminism back by another year every time that she tries to mask her Lena Dunham-like quest for negative attention by wrapping it in the flag of female empowerment. Or, better yet, you can raise hell about Farrah Abraham’s disgusting and racist antics on reality television. What she does with her vagina, though, is pretty much up to her. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham Got Her Vagina Rejuvenated, Because of Course She Did

Is there nothing that Farrah Abraham won’t do for attention? Whether it’s getting super racist on reality television or using her latest breakup to stir up sympathy, Farrah seems to need attention whether it’s good or bad and it’s clear that she’ll cross any boundary to get it. In her latest ploy, she got some procedures on her butt and on her vagina … and shared the photos with the world. Remember the good old days, when if you wanted to make yourself younger and more beautiful, you just bathed in the blood of virgins? Technology has improved … or at least changed those techniques. Which is great news for virgins everywhere. Farrah Abraham has already availed herself of several cosmetic procedures. She got her first boob job when she was 19, remember. (We say first because it was not her last — just a couple of years ago, Farrah Abraham got her third boob job , because that’s a great sign that someone’s healthy) She’s also had rhinoplasty. To her credit, she hasn’t been especially secretive about her cosmetic procedures. This time, she got vaginal rejuvenation … and got her butt tightened. To be clear, by “butt tightened,” we mean that she got the skin of her butt tightened. She didn’t get, like, steroids injected into her anal muscles (which is probably not a real procedure) or whatever. (As far as we know) The skin procedure is apparently called “Exilis,” according to RadarOnline ‘s source — RadarOnline is also the place where Farrah Abraham shared her procedure photos . “The procedure heats up the skin with radio frequency to tighten the skin and tissue,” their insider says. “It goes deep and gets rid of cellulite to make everything tight and firm.” If you don’t even like the sensation of holding a hot to-go bag on your lap during a car ride, this procedure might not be for you. It sounds like the sort of thing that you could have on other areas of skin, but Farrah seems determined to make her ass as perfect as she can get it. (Aren’t we all?) And then came the vaginal rejuvenation, which sounds like an odd procedure to perform on a 26-year-old. “The procedure is performed with a wand that is inserted and moved back and forth for four minutes to tighten the walls of the uterus. It is beneficial for sex so you’re not wide. It also helps with moisture and lubrication.” Weird that it impacts the uterine walls, since there’s presumably no way that the wand is going past Farrah’s cervix. (Sorry; we’re many things but we’re not gynecologists) We’ll get to what are and are not factors in vaginal tightness in a moment, but that whole procedure sounds weird. Then, of course, comes the exterior vaginal rejuvenation. (Which, of course, doesn’t involve the vagina at all) “When the clitoris and outside lips are stretched out and long, it shrinks them and makes the vagina from the outside look youthful.” It’s normal for a clitoris to grow over time as you age, for the record. And while genitals may “sag” with age, some labia minora are just longer than others. But, hey, Farrah can make her genitals look however she likes. As for her bringing a camera into the room for the procedure … that’s almost unimaginably awkward. The photos don’t show any sexy angles or anything. You mostly just see Farrah smiling awkwardly while a young-looking technician, whose hands are hidden by a privacy cloth, appears to be manipulating the “wand” tool inside of Farrah. (We hope that her job pays enough) In a ludicrous claim made to HollywoodLife , Farrah’s ex, Simon Saran, says that he somehow deserves credit for Farrah getting that vaginal rejuvenation. “I don’t blame her, I’m very big. Wouldn’t be fair to the next guy.” So, you know how you put your hair up into a ponytail or a bun or something before sleep, but after what doesn’t feel like all that many uses, your hair ties start to loosen and they don’t grip your hair as well? Well vaginas work just like that. KIDDING! Vaginas aren’t hair ties, folks. The tightness of a vagina has to do with numerous factors, including biology and muscle tone and level of arousal. These are canals that can expel a literal entire baby and then shrink back to their previous size. Nobody human’s penis is going to wreck somebody’s hooha so bad that they just can’t recover. We don’t claim to have any special knowledge of Simon Saran’s penis in particular, but we’re always leery of men who seem to feel compelled to assure everyone that they’re especially well endowed. And by “leery of,” we mean that they are seldom to be believed. Pro tip for life: when someone boasts about something, that’s almost certainly an insecurity of theirs, whether it’s their wealth or dick size or how effective or otherwise their three-ring circus of a presidential administration has turned out to be. Now, Farrah Abraham has been through some genuine bad times. We’re all aware of her sad history of rape and abuse , and those monstrous acts can change you for the rest of your life. But as a celebrity — and, as we said, Farrah is 26 years old and, after doing a porn tape, is an adult celebrity in every sense of the word — Farrah has an obligation to think about the people whom she represents. That is: other survivors of rape and abuse. Farrah’s pattern of obnoxious statements and bad behavior don’t do anything to cast other survivors in a positive light. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Joanna Krupa Ex Romain Zago Testifies: Her Vagina Smells GREAT! Brandi Glanville is LYING!

Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor. That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville  for claiming that her vagina stinks. This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say. Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while. Presumably , as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell. (Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know) The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce. In the deposition obtained by TMZ , Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation: “If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.” In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath: “And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.” We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion. Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women. “Better than any other woman in the world.” That’s … high praise. That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard. As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous. We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills. It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad. Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate. Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds? Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends. So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here? Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to. Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up. The result can be a change in odor (and discharge). Just a few things that can mess up pH balance: -menstruation -exposure to a penis -soap or bodywash But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections. That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes. There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little. As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea. This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction. Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life . Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that. So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.

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Rob Kardashian Blac Chyna Revenge Porn Scandal of the DAy

I don’t care about Kardashian bullshit that is either all staged nonsense or just silly for the sake of being silly….but I do love REVENGE PORN of hooker type women who apparently fucked another dude in Rob Kardashian’s bed, leading to him posting her shitty nudes, nudes you’d expect to be better, if she was really a sex worker you know… I get college girls sending me better and more hardcore shit… Here’s the captions with the images, I didn’t bother reading them but they could be lols if you care. 1 – Whoa that’s crazy u let me cum inside u and then another man do the same in the same bed and the same robe and everything in the house where I pay 16K rent. Sheesh. And so u know she had her butt reduced but I know it still looks wild 2- This is a pic Chyna just sent me before she fucked another man in her house with my baby in the house and her son in the house. And for all u wondering why her damn nipples are so damn big thats cuz she had surgery after the baby was born on our anniversary January 25th that I paid 100K for and they really messed up on her nipples. Them shits used to be so cute and now they so damn big ! 3- And this the dude that posted a pic in the same bed Chyna and I made our baby in. The house that I pay for. That robe i prob paid for. Imma send u messages from this dude asking to link with me or he gonna expose Chyna if I don’t help him get money cuz he can’t handle the bills to take care of Chyna. Lol. I pay lambo. Ferrari. Down payment on the rolls. Downpayment on your moms car. I pay your mother since u won’t even call your own mother back in months. I prob spent a million alone in the past 2 months. 90K necklaces. 70K watch. The Ferrari that u pretend u got yourself. Chyna I hope U find help and to this corn ball , u thirsty as fuck for hitting me and begging to link with me and if I don’t help u get money then u gonna expose Chyna. Bro go back to your son who is at home instead u out here fucking someone that everyone fucks including me. Lol. Clown. She everybody’s and it’s been that way. The disrespect in the bed that my baby daughter lays in. Chyna u literally lost on this one. 4- This is from Chyna yesterday to me. I never been so disrespected in my life. I just bought her 250K of jewelry yesterday. This woman is so disrespectful and I don’t care WHO cares – but whore pussy is fun… The post Rob Kardashian Blac Chyna Revenge Porn Scandal of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amanda Bynes Was High AF When She Asked Drake To Murk Her Monkey, But She Meant It!

Amanda Bynes Is Making A Hollywood Comeback Remember when Amanda Bynes downward spiral seemed like it would never stop? She was walking around wearing wigs and dermal piercings and tweeting about wanting Drake to murder her vagina? Well Amanda’s lawyer says she’s been sober now for three years and she definitely seems much better a new interview with Hollyscoop’s Diana Madison. In the interview Bynes addresses her tweet where she asked Drake to murder her vagina saying: “I actually wasn’t being insincere. I was like saying murder my vagina. I was serious, but I was also on drugs, so that was my way of saying like, ‘Let’s do it man.’ But I was on drugs and trying to be hilarious,” she continued. “He’s hot! What does that even mean? It just means, like, ‘F–k me, Drake!’” Bynes also spoke on her admiration for Blac Chyna : “I stole her look,” she said. “I was getting the micro dermals in my cheeks because she had them. I thought they looked super hot on her. … I’m a fan of hers. She’s adorable. She’s a cutie pie.” Bynes told Madison she has been taking classes at FIDM but has plans to get back into acting. Are you rooting for an Amanda Bynes comeback or are you done with her after all her crazy past antics? SplashNews

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Olivia Munn on the Street Street Walking of the Day

When seeing these Olivia Munn pics, I feel as though I’m watching a parallel universe, in which I am very supportive of Olivia Munn, because she’s a street hooker, out there trying to make a dollar 10 years after her hosting a shitty TV show gig ended…but instead she managed to become an actual celeb, an actress, in movies, going against everything you’d want to have happen to her… Maybe I’m a hater, I mean sure, I’m a hater, and seeing things work out for this trash is such a bummer… When it could have so easily gone the other way…but it didn’t….and we can only assume her vagina’s ability to do circus tricks…and squeeze is to thank….asian pussy…you know…at least I think she’s asian…not that I see color or ethnicity #colorblind #all god’s people..I just see opportunist sluts…it’s a talent….but they don’t see me TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Munn on the Street Street Walking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kailyn Lowry SLAMS Farrah Abraham: Her Vagina is HUGE!

There have been lots of great Teen Mom feuds in the past, and for obvious reasons, they usually involve Farrah Abraham in some form. The latest might be one of the ugliest beefs the franchise has ever seen, though … it’s an understatement to say this escalated quickly. While Farrah has yet to fire a salvo in this explosive back and forth, the firebrand is currently at the heart of some serious trash talk. It all started during Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom: OG when a fan cracked a joke about Farrah’s now-infamous mini-horse, Starburst. That caught the attention of Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, who – when he’s not fighting with Farrah – doubles as a full-time Internet troll. “Stop being a hater. Go protest at a zoo or sea world,” he tweeted. “Sea World is at @KailLowry’s house, right?” the fan responded. That’s when things really got ugly. Simon has a history of trash-talking other stars of the Teen Mom franchise, but we don’t think he’s ever gone in on one of the ladies quite like this: As you can see, Kailyn defended herself, and the conversation quickly went from zero to over-the-top disgusting. Saran went full-Trump, bashing Lowry for everything from her failed relationships to her alleged promiscuity: “Sure, if you are looking to free Shamu!” Simon said in response to the aforementioned Sea World comment. As usual, Saran made up the more nauseating half of the conversation, but Kailyn crossed a few lines too. “Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag,” she tweeted in obvious reference to Farrah Abraham. “Or as wide as the door your baby daddy ran through when he heard you were pregnant! Got a baby by buster lol,” Saran fired back. Yeah. As fans of the franchise likely know, Kailyn is expecting her third child , but does not have a relationship with the baby’s father. So it was a low blow on his part, but … so is this: “At least he didn’t have curtains to run through,” Lowry replied, once again presumably in reference to Farrah’s vagina. “Girl everyone has ran through you!” Saran shot back. “Bc I’m a hoe & white trash right? I’ve heard it all. You can get your balls out of Farrah’s purse now,” Kailyn responded. Saran didn’t respond to that right away, but several fans fired off remarks about  Kailyn cheating on Javi Marroquin . Rumors that the Teen Mom 2 star was unfaithful while her U.S. Air Force husband was deployed overseas ran rampant last year. It’s a sensitive topic that was never really resolved, so for obvious reasons, Lowry was in no rush to respond to those allegations. Simon wasn’t about to let a cheap shot pass, though. “Roll call! Line em up! Probably 100 mother f–kers in that lineup. That whole damn football team,” Saran eventually replied. While Kailyn Lowry’s past romances and love life in general have sparked plenty of controversy, that’s taking it a bit far, no? It seems that was the end of the conversation for now, but considering it’s these two, you can bet there’s more to come. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History As always, you can  watch Teen Mom: OG online  to see just how absurd the cartoon characters known as Simon and Farrah have become.

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Kelly Rowland Talks Getting Her Postpartum Poon Smashed To Smithereens After Child Birth [Video]

Kelly Rowland Talks Sex After Childbirth Kelly Rowland is proud mommy . Kelly Rowland is also a devoted wife. Kelly Rowland needs to “get hers” after dealing with a child all day, but getting back into the sack wasn’t as easy as just waiting until her vagina healed. It’s mental. The former Destiny’s Child singer broke it all down to the HuffingtonPost . Check it out. Gotta respect her for being honest. Ladies, did you have struggles like Kelly’s after you birthed your beloved seed? Image via Getty

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Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be… So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them….. TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from… I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life… Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT… The post Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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