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Random Ridiculousness: Freakazoid Oregon Man Breaks Into Homes Just To “Shake His Snake” While Watching Freaky Films

What the hell ?! Police in Oregon say this super-freak broke into his neighbors’ homes so he could watch a triple X flick with a little added adrenaline rush. Antone Owens, of Eugene, allegedly busted into three houses between September of 2011 and April, 2012, The Register-Guard reports. Owens told the cops that he is addicted to “freaky films.” “He knows he has a problem,” Eugene police Sgt. Mitch Martin told the Register-Guard. “Our hope is that he gets the help he needs so that he can be a functioning member of society.” In one of the alleged break-ins, a residents’ son reportedly awoke to find someone in his bedroom, according to KMTR. The station also reports that Owens told police he does have a computer with Internet at his house, but he prefers the excitement of viewing flicks at other people’s homes. Police collared Owens last week after his voluntarily provided DNA sample matched “material” found at the crime scenes, CNET reports. Give this pervy burglar a nice jail cell so he can invite other inmates to join him for some live one on one action. No wi-fi connection needed. Source

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Ho Sit Down: Conservative Crazy Lady Michele Bachmann Accuses Top Democratic Muslim Members As Being “Evil” And Hardcore Islamic Terrorists

SMH!!! Rep. Michelle Bachmann is once again making headlines for her claims that prominent Democrats are affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood. Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) laughed off claims by Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) that he has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and said she makes such baseless accusations because, deep down, she thinks Muslims are “evil.” Bachmann was already in hot water this week for saying Huma Abedin, a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, may be part of a Muslim Brotherhood conspiracy to infiltrate the U.S. government. Despite being criticized by leaders of her own party, Bachmann on Thursday said Ellison, one of two Muslims in Congress, also has connections to the hard-line Islamic group. “He has a long record of being associated with [the Council on American–Islamic Relations] and with the Muslim Brotherhood,” Bachmann said during an interview on Glenn Beck’s radio show. If she accused a fellow congressman of being associated with a terrorist organization and can offer no proof, censure isn’t enough. She should be removed from the House. It is very important the we the voters stop these “Joe McCarthy” types from exerting their power in Congress. As as nation, we can NOT experience a repeat performance of McCarthy with Muslims being the replacement for Commies. Source

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Ho Sit Down: Conservative Crazy Lady Michele Bachmann Accuses Top Democratic Muslim Members As Being “Evil” And Hardcore Islamic Terrorists

No Chicken For You: Boston Mayor Vows To Ban Chick-fil-A From City After Anti-Gay CEO Comes Out Aganist Same-Sex Marriage

Let the boycotts begin The mayor of Boston is vowing to block Chick-fil-A from opening a restaurant near the city’s “Freedom Trail” because of the company’s stance on gay marriage . “Chick-fil-A doesn’t belong in Boston. You can’t have a business in the city of Boston that discriminates against a population. We’re an open city, we’re a city that’s at the forefront of inclusion,” Mayor Thomas M. Menino told the Boston Herald Thursday. “That’s the Freedom Trail. That’s where it all started right here. And we’re not going to have a company, Chick-fil-A or whatever the hell the name is, on our Freedom Trail,” he added. Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy told the Baptist Press this week that his privately owned company is “guilty as charged” in support of what he called the biblical definition of the family. Will you still be supporting Chick-fil-A?

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TwitterFiles: Bishop Eddie “Longstroke’s” Gay Ex-Boo Thang Centino Kemp Wants To Keep New Birth Church’s “Spirit & Truth Conference” Out Of The Bahamas!

Oh my goooooooooooodness… Bishop Eddie Long’s Gay Sex Accuser Centino Kemp Protests Church Conference In Bahamas Centino Kemp is one of 5 men that was paid handsomely by Bishop Eddie Long last year when the pastor’s gay sex abuse scandal came to light. Upon hearing that his former abuser’s 2012 Spirit & Truth Conference was headed to the not-so-Virgin Islands, Kemp took to twitter to let it be known that Eddie and all his Longness should NOT be welcome! You would know better than us, Centino, how much fawking his balls are doing… Anyway, if you are not familiar with Centino, here is a lil backstory to help jog ya memory. It seems that the list of accusers for Bishop Eddie Long just keep getting well, longer. A 22-year-old gay man is accusing Bishop Eddie Long of having a sexual relationship with him while he was in college. Centino Kemp, who was raised in the Bahamas, said the relationship was so intense that he tattooed the Long’s name on his wrist. Fox Atlanta reports: One source says Centino Kemp, who was raised in the Bahamas, met Bishop Eddie Long years ago during a visit to New Birth while he was a teenage student in a Florida college. The relationship meant enough for him to tattoo Eddie Long’s name on his wrist, followed by the words, “Never a Mistake, Always a Lesson.” Should the Bahamas Christian Council take measures to shut down Bishop Long and his conference in light of his “transgressions”??? Images via FoxAtlantaNews Source Peep a few pics of Centino here below.

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TwitterFiles: Bishop Eddie “Longstroke’s” Gay Ex-Boo Thang Centino Kemp Wants To Keep New Birth Church’s “Spirit & Truth Conference” Out Of The Bahamas!

Put On Blast (No Pun Intended): Aurora Colorado “Batman” Shooter James Holmes Joined Adult Pleasure-Seeker Website Days Before Massacre!

This guy is crazier than we all thought!!! According to TMZ reports : A man claiming to be James Holmes created a profile on a popular sex website just days before “The Dark Knight Rises” massacre … in which he described his Johnson as “short/average” … and law enforcement sources tell TMZ investigators are now looking at the site to determine its authenticity. “Holmes” created the profile on AdultFriendFinder.com July 5 — and included a picture of himself with reddish, orange hair … just as officials in Aurora, CO said he looked when he was apprehended Friday morning. “Holmes” — who used the screen name classicjimbo — included a cryptic message on the top of the profile which reads, “Will you visit me in prison?” In his profile, “Holmes” says he’s 6’0″ and single … with an athletic body. Note — the FBI says Holmes is 6’3″. “Holmes” describes himself as a “light/social drinker” … but in the section where he’s asked if he smokes or does drugs, he answered, “I’d prefer not to say.” Oh, but that’s just the beginning… “Holmes” also noted that he’s circumcised. “Holmes” described himself as a straight man … and said he was seeking a sexual relationship with “Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups or Couples (2 women).” “Holmes” also notes that he’s interested in “Freaky Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, 1-on-1 sex or Group sex (3 or more!)” In the section marked, “Introduction” … “Holmes” said, “Looking for a fling or casual sex gal. Am a nice guy. Well, as nice enough of a guy who does these sort of shenanigans.” Yeah azzhole, we are all very aware of your “shenanigans”. There are a few guys in the prison you’re headed to that may be able to help you with “finding an adult friend”. Maybe this guy was really off them bath salts, just a thought. Continued thoughts and prayers go out to the city of Aurora and the families affected. Image via AdultFriendFinder

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Put On Blast (No Pun Intended): Aurora Colorado “Batman” Shooter James Holmes Joined Adult Pleasure-Seeker Website Days Before Massacre!

Poor Thangs: Katie Holmes And Daughter Suri Involved In Second Car Accident In Four Days

A Scientology Sideswipe? Katie Holmes And Daughter Suri Involved In Car Accident A car carrying a newly divorced Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri was struck by a garbage truck on Monday night.  And no, Tom was not the driver. Nearly three weeks after filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, life in New York City isn’t without a few bumps in the road for Katie Holmes – literally. The Mercedes she was traveling in with daughter Suri, 6, was hit by a garbage truck Monday night, police confirm. No one was injured. The mother-daughter duo were leaving the Chelsea Piers recreational center – not far from their new Manhattan apartment – when a turning garbage truck rammed into their Mercedes, according to a source. “Suri was crying in the car,” says the source, who adds that Holmes, 33, was not driving. Once Holmes and her daughter were back home, a police report was filed. This is the second time their car has been hit in four days. Last Friday, a paparazzi car hit their vehicle as they were pulling home after a trip to the FAO Schwarz toy store. First her parents divorce and she’s forced to move ….and now her second car accident in one week. Little Suri sure is living the hard knock life lately! Source Image via Wenn

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Sports Illustrated Has Released A List Of The Top 50 Highest Paid American Atheles! Find Out Who Is The King Of The Gwapanese! [Pics]

Run, Shoot, Catch, Swing, Hit, Jump, Sink all the way to the bank. Sports Illustrated Lists The Top 50 Highest-Earning American Athletes Sports Illustrated has done a lil’ research and they know who’s REALLY ridin’ around and gettin’ it, and who ain’t got no money in the bank… This year’s list is unique for a couple more reasons. NBA players, who have historically claimed more spots in the Fortunate 50 than any other group, had their salaries slashed by nearly 20 percent this season because of the 66-game schedule brought on by the lockout of 2011. Our findings consisted solely of salary, winnings, bonuses, endorsements and appearance fees. We consulted players’ associations, tour records, agents and news reports. Our endorsement estimates for 2012 came from Burns Entertainment & Sports Marketing, other sports-marketing executives and analysts, and agents. Salary figures were based on current or most recently completed seasons (July 1 for the NFL, which is why Drew Brees, who just signed a $100 million deal last Friday, isn’t on the list). For winnings-based sports (auto racing, golf, tennis), we used the 2011 calendar year. Boxing purses are from June 2011 through May 2012. Candidates for the U.S. 50 had to be American citizens and currently active in their sports. Being that the list is so long, we’re gonna bring you the top 15. There is a LOT of money in this convo… Hit the flipper to peep the list. Images via WENN/SplashNews/AP

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SMH: George Zimmerman Accused Of Molesting Family Member In Newly Released Witness Testimony

Breaking news! New allegations have surfaced about Trayvon Martin killer, George Zimmerman Following a judge’s ruling allowing its release, prosecutors just made public testimony from an anonymous witness in the case of George Zimmerman , who shot and killed Trayvon Martin in February. According to sources, the witness (known as “Witness 9″) accuses Zimmerman of molesting her, and claims that Zimmerman’s family is racist: Witness No. 9 not only said that Zimmerman is a racist, but during an interview with investigators, she stated that Zimmerman molested her from the age of 6 on through her teenaged years, according to the documents. “He would put his hands under my pants, under my underwear,” the witness said in the witness statements that Zimmerman’s attorney had argued would “inflame” the public. The witness claims that Zimmerman’s entire family is racist and said Zimmerman’s mother made it clear she didn’t like President Barack Obama because he is black. These are shocking allegations! A killer AND a child molester? Although, the witness testimony is unlikely to be used in the trial and Zimmerman’s lawyer will probably argue that it shouldn’t be made public, we gotta wonder whether George will also be charged with child molestation? Source

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Which Funnyman Put This Los Angeles Home On The Market For $1.9M??? [Photos]

Malibu’s Most Wanted may not be leaving Los Angeles, CA for good, but he’s saying goodbye to the place he’s called home for the past five years. The Los Angeles Times reports that actor and all-around funnyman Jamie Kennedy has listed his Los Feliz home, citing his hectic travel schedule as a main reason why he’s looking to sell. Purchased in 2007 for $2.15 million, Kennedy, who recently starred opposite WWE’s ‘Edge’ in the should-have-been-direct-to-video comedy Bending the Rules, is asking just $1.9 million for the “re-imagined” mid-century modern property. Check out the digs on the flip!

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They Found Love: Is RihRih Planning On Taking A Romantic Cruise With Drake After Failing To Win Back Breezy???

Has RihRih finally moved on? Rihanna reportedly will join Drake on a romantic break in the Mediterranean. The singer is rumored to have booked a yacht on the French Riviera to spend a week with the rapper. Apparently she spent $154,000 on the cruise, following the death of her grandmother known as Dolly. A source told The Sun newspaper: ”Rihanna is determined to live life to the full following her grandma’s death and decided to give it another go with Drake. ”In the past he’d moan that she wouldn’t commit and was working all the time. But she’s up for trying again.” The insider continued: ”They’re meeting up on a plush yacht in Cannes next week and will then spend a week cruising around the Med. ”Rihanna wants to travel down through Italy and go to the most romantic places she’s seen online.” Drake was involved in a brawl with Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend Chris Brown last month at New York nightclub. The source added: ”It’s just what she needs after an incredibly tough few months — however, they also know how to party. ”They’ll be joined on the yacht by a few friends, who plan to sink a lot of champagne on the trip.” Is RihRih finally moving on? Or is this just another ploy to get under her ex’s skin with dating his arch light skinned nemesis? Source

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