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Stella Hudgens Raving of the Day

The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella. Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls. I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to…. Here are a few other pics from her instagram…

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Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Seymour knew this day was coming and I am going to say she even got new implants to celebrate…it’s Christmas in St Barts…this time comes around every year for her…and the local paparazzi….as they jump on board and snap off pics of her…whether it is giving her son a boner a few years ago…or showcasing how much her model, rockstar fucking, Guns N Roses split up causing body, has failed her…. But this year…this year is different…cuz she’s realized people still care…and are looking and that even thought it may not be the 90s anymore…she can still starve herself….but more importantly….she can still get stupid beach ball like implants like it was…and I approve because beach balls make the beach more fun….

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Jenny McCarthy Naked Christmas of the Day

I can’t tell if these are old or new Jenny McCarthy Santa hat naked in a bed pics…covered so that you don’t have to see her autistic making vagina…like it was the 90s…years before she made babies….because it’s Christmas and she doesn’t want to punish us….. I can’t tell if these are old or new Jenny McCarthy Santa hat naked in bed pics….and not because she’s aged so elegantly and that she still looks like she’s a 24 year old hooker…but because I don’t fucking care. Merry Christmas…even if Christmas has AIDS.

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Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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Nathalia Ramos in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I’ve done my research on this NATHALIA RAMOS chick the last time she brought her 19 year old tits out in a bikini…. From what I gather from my extensive understanding of girls in staged paparazzi pics, she’s trying to get herself famous, because she is busty, an aspiring actor, cuz really what girl under 25 isn’t an aspirig actor these days…..filled with dreams of fame…and approval from the masses…when all she really has to realize is that she has rich parents, doesn’t need to make it for herself, and might as well just get topless for free to make some noise because I wan to see how this shit hangs without the whole build up of doing straight to DVD roles for the next 5 years before her broken dreams and feelings of failure take her to that dark place…. I guess her young, naive, feelings that she’s got a chance are kinda cute…but I prefer a more realistic approach to this kind of shit…especially when packing tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bret Michaels Calls Off Engagement to Kristi Gibson

Every rose might have its thorn, but Bret Michaels no longer has his fiancee: the rocker has called off his engaged to Kristi Gibson. “Although the couple have separated they remain great friends and are committed to jointly raising their two daughters,” the singer’s rep tells People . Michael and Gibson are the parents of Raine Elizabeth, 12, and Jorja Bleu, 7. They were together for 16 years before Bret popped life’s biggest question in December of 2010 ; the moment was caught on camera for a VH1 documentary. Gibson has been by Michaels’ side through a variety of serious ailments over the last couple years, including an emergency appendectomy, a near-fatal brain hemorrhage and a stroke. He’s on a path to full recovery now, but evidently the same can’t be said of this relationship.

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Elizabeth Olsen Covers Nylon

Her sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley may have been celebrities since birth, but Elizabeth Olsen insists that their fame never affected the family dynamic. “I consider myself so very lucky to have such a normal family,” the youngest Olsen sis and Martha Marcy May Marlene actress tells October’s Nylon . The 22-year-old, who attended a private school in Beverly Hills for 13 years, says she was surrounded by “super-creative” kids. Rich, famous kids. “The weird thing is that everyone’s family was a part of this industry,” she says. “Everyone is always like, ‘What have you learned from your sisters?'” “But it didn’t really have to do with my sisters at all. Like, my best friend’s father [Rick Baker] is a makeup-artist, but he’s won seven Oscars!” “Another one of my friends, her family created Days of Our Lives .” She credits her father, David, for instilling the values of hard work in the girls. “It was always very important that his daughters take care of themselves, be financially independent. He never liked the idea of us needing a man.” She may never be AS financially secure as her sisters, whose GDP is that of a small continent. But have you seen Elizabeth Olsen in GQ ? HOT! Which of the Olsens would you most like to …

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Mike Myers, Kelly Tisdale Welcome First Child!

Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale have welcomed their first child, a boy named Spike. Now there’s a groovy name if ever there were one. The couple is “ecstatic” with their new addition , says his rep. The Austin Powers actor and his wife, who tied the knot last fall, confirmed their wedding in March and pregnancy in May. She co-owns a Big Apple cafe and began dating Myers for more than four years before they got engaged. Congratulations to the whole, expanding family!

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Tila Tequila Struts Her Stuff

What could possibly be better on a friday afternoon than some pictures of an attention seeking asian hottie strutting her stuff on the streets? Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her tight body in a hot pink dress while she casually walks along the sidewalk on a sunny day. I wish more chicks would walk around like this, shaking the goods and slowly undressing. Hot.

Awesome Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Rihanna and her sexy body seem to be really enjoying their time off. First she was hanging out getting drunk half naked, and now here she is spending a sexy day at the beach in Barbados. So hot. This chick should spend the rest of her life in a bikini.. Or at least the next few years before she gets all fat and/or pregnant. Anyhow, Rihanna riding a jetski in her bikini was on my Christmas list this past year… Better late than never. Enjoy.