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Britney Spears Bikini Nipple Dreams of the Day

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Britney Spears laying in sand getting hit by waves is magical.. A nice way to wash off her unshowered, cheetos filled, but nicely tanned and looking fit ass…but I’d prefer if she used my tongue… I mean Britney Spears still has got it going on, something her family, her team, everyone who exploits and rides her brand against her will….while she’s all medicated and kept half retarded dumb – so that people from K-Fed the Legend, to her parents…to her management can force the monkey to dance…. I would have been interested to see what would have happened to her – if she was left out on her own to survive back before her family took over running her life for her….it probably would have been fun, because when she was left to her own devices, she was naked, pussy was being flashed, heads were being shaved, it was incredible….not that these generic, hostage on the beach isn’t exciting….they’re inspiring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Bikini Nipple Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Annalynne McCord Topless on Snapper of the Day

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You’d think Annalynne McCord would be showing her snapper at this stage in her career….which isn’t much of a career – she did one TV show that didn’t matter to anyone but her – so that she could go back to Texas and tell the world she’s the fucking star she always knew she was – always meant to be – was to porn to be – and she made it.. She was the most shameless girl who was on TV, out famewhoring every chance she got, like she was Bai Ling or some shit, all while being on a TV show, because she fucking loved the attention so much…. Yet she still hasn’t done a sex tape, and her toplessness in a world where everyone is topless is just dog shit and censored… You know, when you’re an attention loving, low level acting whore, do what is right for the world, for your brand and spread that pussy and ideally show some asshole – because a pussy without an asshole is not worth living…I think that’s how the expression goes…what does that even mean…I guess I’m trying to say a pussy pic without an asshole in it – doesn’t count…that’s it.. The post Annalynne McCord Topless on Snapper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot.. The post Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out. She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt… The post Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out. She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt… The post Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes…. So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit… I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is… She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl Refused Bathroom – Pisses on Counter and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Drunk Guy on the Plane TOpless WOman Beaten in Public Swimming in Phoenix Refugee Brawl Birds Catch Fish Mid Air because they are Birds Soccer Ball Ninja Girl – Looks Fake Cop in Taiwan Gets Chopped for Giving Out Ticket The post Girl Refused Bathroom – Pisses on Counter and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Yampolsky Nude for Lions Magazine of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, if anything they charge her for portfolio pics and her leads not that she cares because it gives these girls credibility.. Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer and magazine no one cares about…there are just too many of these magazines and fake magazine accounts to keep track of…and the same goes for the models… But whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis…if I can make it work…I can never make it work.. All these garbage caliber people, scared to get real jobs, so they moonlight doing this, living that dream… The post Rachel Yampolsky Nude for Lions Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

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es I prefer… Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely… Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is…. And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec The post Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is garbage, like her dad’s dick that he’s announced he is chopping off for his gender reassignment surgery – he’s committed to getting done in September – because he’s tired of being called a fair weather tranny, or a cross dresser and wants the real female experience, where his dick is slit into some kind of orifice, where his dick head is made into a clit that still shoots loads since they don’t remove the prostate – making his woman experience very different than any female I’ve experienced, but close enough, a parody of a woman maybe…but let him play make-belief while everyone buys into his nonsense, gives him support, because that’s politically correct to not mock trannies – even when they are cut from a terrible, the worst, family cloth…..but making fun of their vapid, barely hot – but skinny “model” daughter who can push product….is ok…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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