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Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have… I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design… She’s old and still looks like this… The post Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

Sarah Hyland despite looking like a haggard 14 year old with a drug addiction – who all you perverts watched on her show and loved on her show because she looked 14 – has nipples – and she’s not scared to show them off – because she probably feels like she’s sold her soul to the industry, you might as well also take her tits, like her parents too her money…after selling her off to the world… BUT…maybe it’s just the no bra style…that is the no bra style all girls big titty and small titty alike are into….but not quite as into it as us… The post Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day

Life as a fair skinned ginger fame whore is rough…you know drawing in your eyebrows everyday – but luckily the world is vain enough to have a solution for that, to appease her vanity, her insecurity, her self absorbed narcissism that would rationalize her fame whore whoring….you know her putting out pictures that she thinks she looks hot in, for people to believe, when really they aren’t her legitimate self…but who needs legitmate self when you can live on a computer or cell phone via social media… She’s clearly a vapid twat, who would tattoo her eyebrows, in an era when 12 year olds are getting brazilian waxes and face fillers….life…it’s so ridiculous… I still think she’s 50…this is something 50 year olds would do… The post Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

Jessica Simpson is as half naked as you’d probably want her to be in some Women’s Health magazine, she’s the kind of mom you’d rather not look at pics of to jerk off, there are young girls for that, but more the kind of mom who you’d love to bang – because she’s Jessica Simpson… I guess her PR people wanted to reaffirm the fact that she’s no longer 300 pounds, maybe it’s to get final payment from Weight Watchers who paid her millions to drop weight, but instead she gaind the weight…maybe this is a coming of age story that you don’t need to be an obese pig with all your baby weight you gained because the baby was a good excuse to gain weight….you know a story of it’s never too late to stop eating BBQ and CAKE and to start walking on the damn treadmill… She’s the representation of the middle American – southern dream – they even wear her products and she’s skinnier than most of them, so by comparison maybe this is as healthy as she gets….and that’s healthy enough…but I’d rather there be more emphasis on them tits…the only thing that matters… The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Attention Seeking of the Day

Selena Gomez is on tour, I’ve posted some of these pictures of her self promoting half naked in a bathing suit – but I don’t think I posted the ass shot and I’m too lazy to look at the shit I posted – I don’t need to be reminded of how repetitive I am about these whores – like Selena Gomez – who has decided to get some face fillers, some tits, maybe some LIPOSUCTION while pretending her hospital visits were for her LUPUS CHEMO treatments she milked, as any manipulative money making pop star who has no talent – but is well trained by Disney…and can pull off the bullshit… She’s garbage, but rich and that alone makes me like her, it’s what makes most of the world like her, but it makes me really like her because of the K-Fed fantasy of tricking one of these broken retards into funding the rest of my life – you know to get me to stop blogging – and making the world a better place… The post Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Attention Seeking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne: “I have a nipple detector” of the DAy

Here’s a video from the Suicide Squad press tour, they had their premiere last night and they want it to be the biggest thing ever….in going viral, which she calls out as “going viral” because these are all contrived idiots, here she is pinching Margot Robbie, the interviewer and the asian looking one’s nipples… I saw this yesterday – but I am posting it today – because that’s how life as an irrelevant blogger who isn’t very good at blogging works.. I think more male hosts need to start showing this skill to the celebs they interview – because a lesbian who fucks women can objectify a woman and reduce her to her nipples – but not a man – down with the patriarchy… VIA MY VIDEO SITE NO ONE VISITS StepfatherPresents THE SUICIDE SQUAD PREMIERE HAPPENED – CARA DELEVINGNE WAS THERE – BECAUSE SHE IS IN THE MOVIE – WEIRD….BUT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY GIVES ANY “IT-GIRL” ATTENTION IF IT CAN HELP SELL SEATS…NOT THAT SHE SELLS SEATS BUT IT IS GOOD FOR HER EGO… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF CARA CLICK HERE SO WAS MARGOT ROBBIE – BECAUSE SHE’S THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY – THEY CREATED HER CELEBRITY TO GET FUNDING – THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S NOT OVERRATED…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MARGOT CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne: “I have a nipple detector” of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose – BIKINI of the Day

I was never sold on Ruby Rose when all that Ruby Rose hype hit last year. Girls were out getting their haircut like her – like she was Jennifer Aniston, and I just couldn’t understand it, because the reality is she looked like Bieber, way too much like Bieber, in Bieber androgyny… I also hate that whole tattoo culture shit, it’s everywhere, and it looks like people are dirty and not in a good way, in an AIDS way, and since she’s gay – maybe she has AIDS…that would be why she’s so skinny…because she’s so skinny…but that could be drugs…or maybe it’s just her being fucking skinny – which for someone who likes skinny girls…is the best thing about her… Here’s her IBIZA bikini vacation – with bikini top that’s clearly just getting in the way of us jerking off to her masculine tits… The post Ruby Rose – BIKINI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

Charli XCX posted this crackhead mangled face big titty picture to her social media – because tits get hits….that’s been her marketing angle since she started and in the beginning it was pretty big tits but sloppy rest of her, but she’s taken the time to stop eating, possibly increase her cocaine intake, maybe even start to workout because she knows people dont’ want to see a half naked fat girl, unless it’s 3 am and all the bars are clothed and she’s eager to come back to your hotel room…while you out of town on vacation and it’s your only chance to stick your dick in something new and mysterious – while your wife and kids are back home…something that makes a disgusting girl far more interesting when you get the chance to fuck her….because when you’re single and don’t have a wife you love and married to crawl back into bed with like nothing happened..thinking “I got to fuck new pussy and it was big and hilarious”…..but when your fat sex isn’t behind your wife’s back and instead you crawl into bed alone wondering what you’ve done wrong in life and reflecting on how pathetic you are it can become depressing – but not as depressing as when you do what I did and marry said fat chick you should have left covered in your cum in the backseat of her car…that horrible night that defined the last 20 years of your life.. Point being, this girl milked her tits even when she was fat, so it makes sense she’d continue that behavior…by putting this out to instagram The post Charli XCX Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Strategic Nude for Women’s Health of the Day

Lea Michele is naked – but not showing anything – for Women’s Health – because I guess she didn’t want to pull out her dick and have the world know what I’ve always been saying…and that is that Lea Michele, thanks to her hard face and zero sex appeal to any heteroman had to be a man who dressed like a girl – and it worked thanks to marketing, brainwashing and her voice of an angel…it just made me laugh thinking that she was born with a penis – I am simple minded like that, and I really thought it was funny that the media was be able to sell her to the entertainment industry and as long as she was clean shaved – no one would have to know….and no one knows… Well, Women’s Health has a different opinion of her, her hormone treatment, her new face, and her second life as a superstar actress now that she’s on a new show…but I think Women’s Health is the kind of magazine that’d put Bruce Jenner on the cover as Caitlin, but more importantly, if you were trying to trick the world into thinking a bitch is a bitch, wouldn’t Women’s Health be where you take it… I mean I’m not an investigative journalist here….but no one I know has ever seen Lea Micehele’s pussy and until someone has proof…I’m sticking to my story….I got nothing better to do…being unemployed and pathetic and all.. These pics aren’t hot. The post Lea Michele Strategic Nude for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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