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Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day

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Kim Kardashian graced the world, or her 62 million followers, which I guess is the fucking world to her, with some bullshit cry for attention that I guess doesn’t make her feel like the fat slob in her mid 30s that she is, by putting a casual censored nude out there… I guess nudity is what makes her and her family more money than some small countries, and I guess getting naked and having sex worked once or twice and can work again…. This was her subtle, classy, elegant caption to help push the picture and make a joke out of it. When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL The internet is going crazy enough for even noticing her…but that’s been the theme for the entire family the last decade and I dont’ fucking know why, she’s a pile of shit, and the only thing anything should be wondering is how many hours of photoshoot…but the people are still reposting this shit…garbage…but it’s news, this is our lives…. The post Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it… Fascinating…. She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like… Here’s another one of her dances… The post Bella Thorne Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet… I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star. Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant… I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying…. But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Bikini Dance Video of the Day

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If you’re done with Jennifer Lawrence, a supposed 25 year old looking like shit despite being one of Hollywood’s number 1 in her bikini in the Bahamas…. Here’s Britney Spears who isn’t in mid to late 30s destroying in her bikini…because popstars from the 90s clearly have more to offer than new generation Hollywood…designed to be accessible and regular… I mean I guess there’s something to say about emotionally unstable puppets forced to do what they are told…because when they are told to get to the gym, they do it…where as Jennifer Lawrence is the one calling the shots…because kids these days are so entitled… The post Britney Spears Bikini Dance Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these Surfer Girls are but they have their wet suits bodypainted on. The dude behind the body painting is ROUSTAN and this video is going pretty fucking viral – for a reason I call naked girls….half naked girls…pretty much naked tits bouncing like they are naked…because they are naked…on the beach…doing something we’d all like doing if our idea of surfing…wasn’t cruising the internet for girls like this who are actually living… I guess what it comes down to is that girls are better when they are naked, half naked, or painted… The post Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these Surfer Girls are but they have their wet suits bodypainted on. The dude behind the body painting is ROUSTAN and this video is going pretty fucking viral – for a reason I call naked girls….half naked girls…pretty much naked tits bouncing like they are naked…because they are naked…on the beach…doing something we’d all like doing if our idea of surfing…wasn’t cruising the internet for girls like this who are actually living… I guess what it comes down to is that girls are better when they are naked, half naked, or painted… The post Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

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Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot… I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in. I don’t even feel like further investigating this post…. I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought about it, mainly because of the contrast of orange against pink against white white skin….but something in my later years has become fascinating because in all the gross I’ve fucked…none have had orange bush…and I feel like I’m missing out on a terrible fucking experience…that is probably Karma from pointing and laughing at girls in high school calling them Fire Crotch, probably decade before Paris Hilton and her rich friends did it to LOHAN…because I guess they read the site..back when the site mattered…. The post Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Cleave for Golf of the Day

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I know there’s a fetish here. I’m not too sure what that fetish is because I’m not a golf player and I’m not a fat chick endorser, especially not when she exploits her tits for attention,, to divert from being a fat chick…. I know what you’re thinking, “you’re gay”, “you’re a faggot”, “you have AIDS from raw dog sessions in the bathhouse because you’re gay and hate yourself, probably because you were raped as a kid”….”You know Ashley Benson is rich, famous and has big tits, and if you think she’s fat you’re a fucking idiot”… Well, for the record, I didn’t invite the BMI index, I didn’t invent body fat percentage, I didn’t invent ideal weight, and I didn’t invent “hollywood fat”… Yes, if she worked at Walmart and/or was fucking you, she’d be fine…but as a famous actress, who may not have much of a career beyond a hit show, she’s still fucking famous…and I expect more.. I don’t think it makes me a gay with aids from the bathhouse for having eyes and seeing chubby bitches using tits to divert. I’ve been faces with this every time I leave my house – especially at bars – because this is what fat bitches do…tits.. I guess what I’m trying to say is Fuck Golf Golf is fucking stupid. I mean – Look at this Neck Chin… The post Ashley Benson’s Cleave for Golf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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