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Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit… Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two…. But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day

Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album… Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back.. You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life.. The post Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day

Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album… Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back.. You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life.. The post Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian in Underwear of the Day

Christina Milian has it all figured out… From being slutty in a music video…to marrying and getting knocked up by a music producer who put her name as a co-writer on some of his major pop songs.. creating a triple revenue stream for her from residuals on the song, alimony and child support…and she did it all while young enough to do it all over again at 38 or 39 when her kid turns 18 and she wants another 18 years of 20k a month child support…it’s clever and while she waits for it..she just keeps going to bikini pool parties in Vegas, like a good mother…trophy mother…attention seeking mother… I get what she’s doijng…and when it looks like this, I’m down..but she rarely properly executes this whoring, for a girl with a TV show, on A Network TV, with a hit song, in the media, willing to get naked…she’s not very famous… The post Christina Milian in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pheobe Price Ass Flash of the Day

Phoebe Price is a friend of mine….we email each other, which is far more pleasant than the death threats that I get from really strange people who either think I am a different Jesus Martinez, or very passionate about the celebrities and models you’d assume no one cares about, but who someone is willing to kill for, even though there are way better people to kill for a statement…I’m insignificant..but Phoebe Price isn’t…she’s a classy, and amazing, older woman…who still has it going on…she’s classy, and elegant, even when in her little paparazzi attention seeking hustle…because I think she’s trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to be noticed and talked about despite not actually being famous…and when it involves her bare ass, that is a good ass, even when it is an old ass, I celebrate every pixel…that’s internet for every inch of this..because this is the interent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pheobe Price Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz VS Urinal of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is young and I guess part of the gender bending movement that’s been getting more and more popular….thanks to internet, tumblr, and the attention all these trans people are getitng for being gender obscure… I don’t know what is happening, but I assume it is the hormones in the food…because I am ignorant and remember a time when trannies were just prostitutes for closet cases to meet in the gay part of town and in the back pages like they were Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy, in seeking something different but not quite homo…and not every second kid at the high school prom…or maybe the world is just more tolerant…or maybe everyone was trannies when I was growning up…and we just didn’t know it…because society was mean… I don’t really care about what gender anyone identifies with, probably because I don’t care for humanity enough to care about what some asshole things of his cock or asshole…if it is a pussy to him…it’s a pussy to him…and affects me in no way at all..I’m too busy self hating.. I will say that Chloe Grace Moretz is probably less about being a girl who can pee standing up without it going everywhere and making a mess…but more a “hey look at me I’m Caitlin Jenner”…mocking the movement…because…this seems very insensitive to trans girls who crave peeing in Urinals… The post Chloe Grace Moretz VS Urinal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day

Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful… I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy… I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model… Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Ass Crack of the Day

Here’s Joanna Krupa showing the top of her ass crack in jeans for the paparazzi…pretending to be checking her bag or whatever the fuck she’s doing…and I guess this is just a subtle glimpse into the whoring that she’s done in her career to even have a career…that started in the 90s in men’s magazines half naked, probably not making much money..and ended on shitty Gold Digger shows…because her whoring usually involves flashing tits, pussy or what I would assume is sticking things in her ass crack.for large groups of rich men….and not just showing to top of it….but I guess you can’t be trashy whore at all times…sometimes you need to be a subtle one…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz Face of the Day

A few weeks ago, rich kid, Hollywood kid, has a career because her parents were connected and not because she’s pretty Maggie Gyllenhaal turned to the media to whine about being told she’s too old to play the love interest in movies, even though she’s under 40, because last time I checked being over 30 is old as fuck and too old to be the love interest in movies…not to mention…she’s not hot and shouldn’t ever be the love interest, it’s just not believable…especially when LA is filled with hot girls willing to act as the love interest…some who are trained actors… Well, the first thing I though of when I heard the story was Cameron Diaz…the second was Jennifer Anistion…because every romantic comedy that book them to be the babe, ignoring that they aren’t in their 20s, that their glory days are over, that they are rich as fuck all for being hot, and can be put to pasture, offended me at my core with every line or shitty joke they read in those movies… She was hot, is now old…and her face is fucking terrifying…yet still getting work….even though there is such thing as being too old…it’s not a feminist thing. This is the proof… The post Cameron Diaz Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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