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Kelly Rowland’s Interesting Bikini Position of the Day

Kelly Rowland’s gotta watch out, I mean at least when in this position, people are going to look at her implants, see her like this, and assume that she’s not Beyonce’s employee who was left in the shadows of the creature that is Beyonce, and that is now mocking the way Beyonce probably got pregnant with blue IVY, only instead of laying on her back like a dead fish, legs up like a gynecological exam, on her cell phone, Beyonce was probably looking at herself in a mirror, there is only so much love a bitch can have for herself, and Beyonce proves that…. OR a passerby will just wonder why a black chick is tanning, she’s already pretty tanned, or maybe they’ll just try to figure out what kind of infection she’s airing out, whatever it is they think….I am sure it’s not how hot this Destiny Child scraps is… Boring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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WATCH: Bruce Willis Versus The World In ‘Everybody Wants To Kill Bruce’

Is Bruce Willis the most hunted man in action movie history?  Editor Pierre-Alexandre Chauvat and sound mixer Sylvain Denis sure make a strong case for it in this epic supercut.   Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce mixes together scenes from Willis’ oeuvre   and bad-guy moments that include Heath Ledger’s Joker from The Dark Knight and Tom Cruise’s  gray-haired hitman from Collateral.  If you ask me, there is one missed opportunity here: When Willis is crawling around in the ducts, he should have encountered the Alien from Ridley Scott’s original. Remember, when poor Tom Skerritt went looking for the creature in the ventilation shafts and met an untimely end?  I would have loved that to see that. Perhaps there are other scenes you would have liked to see included?  Leave them in the comments. [ Movies.com  via Slashfilm.com ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter . Follow Movieline on  Twitter .

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Fox Steals iPhone, Sends Text to Guy’s Friend

After a fox nabbed Lars Andreas Bjercke’s iPhone 5 and took off into the woods, the Norwegian teenager certainly never thought he’d hear from the creature again. He thought wrong, apparently. Fox Steals iPhone Bjercke had downloaded an app on his iPhone to make it emit rabbit noises, then played it at night to coax a fox into his yard, just to see how that would play out. The animal cautiously investigated the strange, metallic prey on the ground, reacting skittishly at first … then circled back, grabbed the thing and peaced out. When a friend tried calling, the fox answered . Their five-minute “conversation” did not lead to the phone’s return, but a day after the fox made off with the device, Bjercke’s friend contacted him on Facebook. She received a text from him, the friend said, a little confused. It read: “jlv I øia0ab 34348tu åaugjoi zølbmosdji jsøg ijio sjiw.” Attempts to translate that into fox dialect were inconclusive.

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Jodie Foster Sticks Up for Kristen Stewart, Blasts Media Culture

On the heels of her quasi firing from the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel , Kristen Stewart could use all the support she can get. And she now has some from one of the most respected actresses in Hollywood. Oscar winner Jodie Foster has penned an editorial for The Daily Beast in which stands up for her Panic Room costar – the pair appeared in that 2001 thrilled when Stewart was 11 – and slams the celebrity-obsessed media culture, which likes to “life up beautiful young people like gods and then pull them down to earth to gaze at their seams.” Foster, who has acted since the age of three, writes: “If I were a young actor today I would quit before I started. If I had to grow up in this media culture, I don’t think I could survive it emotionally… Would I drown myself in drugs, sex, and parties? Would I be lost?” Foster never cites Kristen’s affair with Rupert Sanders . She refrains from commenting on this specific scandal. Instead, she takes a larger view at what the 24/7 news channels, supermarket tabloids and blogosphere have created, saying the constant attention makes it difficult for an actor to give a “truthful” performance because he or she is always on guard. It’s impossible to be “fearful” in the face of such a barrage. “How can you do that if you know you will be personally judged, skewered, betrayed? If you’re smart, you learn to willfully disassociate, to compartmentalize. Putting your emotions into a safety box definitely comes in handy when the public throws stones.” Sounds a lot like the public persona Stewart gives off, doesn’t it? She’s never looked comfortable in the spotlight. How come? “She’s learned,” writes Foster. “She keeps her head down, her shades on, fists in her pockets. Don’t speak. Don’t look. Don’t cry.” Foster concludes with advice for her young, troubled friend: The public horrors of today eventually blow away. And yes, you are changed by the awful wake of reckoning they leave behind. You trust less. You calculate your steps. You survive. Hopefully in the process you don’t lose your ability to throw your arms in the air again and spin in wild abandon. That is the ultimate F.U. and–finally–the most beautiful survival tool of all. Don’t let them take that away from you.

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Jodie Foster Sticks Up for Kristen Stewart, Blasts Media Culture

On the heels of her quasi firing from the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel , Kristen Stewart could use all the support she can get. And she now has some from one of the most respected actresses in Hollywood. Oscar winner Jodie Foster has penned an editorial for The Daily Beast in which stands up for her Panic Room costar – the pair appeared in that 2001 thrilled when Stewart was 11 – and slams the celebrity-obsessed media culture, which likes to “life up beautiful young people like gods and then pull them down to earth to gaze at their seams.” Foster, who has acted since the age of three, writes: “If I were a young actor today I would quit before I started. If I had to grow up in this media culture, I don’t think I could survive it emotionally… Would I drown myself in drugs, sex, and parties? Would I be lost?” Foster never cites Kristen’s affair with Rupert Sanders . She refrains from commenting on this specific scandal. Instead, she takes a larger view at what the 24/7 news channels, supermarket tabloids and blogosphere have created, saying the constant attention makes it difficult for an actor to give a “truthful” performance because he or she is always on guard. It’s impossible to be “fearful” in the face of such a barrage. “How can you do that if you know you will be personally judged, skewered, betrayed? If you’re smart, you learn to willfully disassociate, to compartmentalize. Putting your emotions into a safety box definitely comes in handy when the public throws stones.” Sounds a lot like the public persona Stewart gives off, doesn’t it? She’s never looked comfortable in the spotlight. How come? “She’s learned,” writes Foster. “She keeps her head down, her shades on, fists in her pockets. Don’t speak. Don’t look. Don’t cry.” Foster concludes with advice for her young, troubled friend: The public horrors of today eventually blow away. And yes, you are changed by the awful wake of reckoning they leave behind. You trust less. You calculate your steps. You survive. Hopefully in the process you don’t lose your ability to throw your arms in the air again and spin in wild abandon. That is the ultimate F.U. and–finally–the most beautiful survival tool of all. Don’t let them take that away from you.

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Loch Ness Monster: Captured (In New Photo, Maybe)!

George Edwards, a Scottish sailor who has spent the last 26 years searching for the Loch Ness Monster, claims he has the best photo ever of “Nessie.” This may be true, though it’s not saying a whole lot. Edwards takes his boat, “Nessie Hunter,” out onto Loch Ness nearly every day, often with tourists who hope to see the creature for themselves. In November of last year, he took this photo : Early one morning in November of last year, “I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and immediately grabbed my camera,” Edwards said. “I happened to get a good picture of one of them.” The photo Edwards took shows what he says is the back of one of the Loch Ness monsters. Yes … one of them. He says there can’t be just one. “It was first seen in 565 AD,” he said. “Nothing can live that long. It’s more likely that there are a number of monsters, offspring of the original.” Loch Ness, a massive body of water in Northern Scotland, is narrowly connected to the sea at one end, meaning the monster(s) could theoretically come and go. Capturing the photo at the end of last year “felt good,” Edwards said, “because it reinforced my beliefs, and might help convince other people.” The picture, which he waited to release until he ruled out “every other possibility,” “clearly shows something that could only be the [Loch Ness Monster].” As motivated as ever, the 60-year-old Edwards says he will continue searching for more evidence of the creature “until they put me in the ground.” Loch Ness Monster: Real or mythical?

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Loch Ness Monster: Captured (In New Photo, Maybe)!

George Edwards, a Scottish sailor who has spent the last 26 years searching for the Loch Ness Monster, claims he has the best photo ever of “Nessie.” This may be true, though it’s not saying a whole lot. Edwards takes his boat, “Nessie Hunter,” out onto Loch Ness nearly every day, often with tourists who hope to see the creature for themselves. In November of last year, he took this photo : Early one morning in November of last year, “I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and immediately grabbed my camera,” Edwards said. “I happened to get a good picture of one of them.” The photo Edwards took shows what he says is the back of one of the Loch Ness monsters. Yes … one of them. He says there can’t be just one. “It was first seen in 565 AD,” he said. “Nothing can live that long. It’s more likely that there are a number of monsters, offspring of the original.” Loch Ness, a massive body of water in Northern Scotland, is narrowly connected to the sea at one end, meaning the monster(s) could theoretically come and go. Capturing the photo at the end of last year “felt good,” Edwards said, “because it reinforced my beliefs, and might help convince other people.” The picture, which he waited to release until he ruled out “every other possibility,” “clearly shows something that could only be the [Loch Ness Monster].” As motivated as ever, the 60-year-old Edwards says he will continue searching for more evidence of the creature “until they put me in the ground.” Loch Ness Monster: Real or mythical?

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What Did Michael Madsen Do To Deserve Piranhaconda?

Ponder that burning question as you watch the trailer for SyFy Channel’s forthcoming creature feature Piranhaconda , about — you guessed it — a piranha-anaconda hybrid monster people-eater hunting down nubile hotties, a film crew, a gang of mercenaries and Michael Madsen as a scientist. The tagline: “Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer!” Everybody wins! No one moreso than Madsen, who appears to have a writing credit on the creature feature as well, according to the trailer’s credits. Let the awful CG and worse acting roll via the Piranhaconda trailer: Even after enjoying a career resurgence following Sin City and the Kill Bill movies, Madsen’s resorted to more and more low budget indie work; it’s therefore not terribly shocking to see him pop up in a movie like this, but still . And yet: Hardcore exploitation fans may find added reason to check out the telefilm on account of director Jim Wynorski ( Chopping Mall ), who’s behind the camera for producer Roger Corman. A release/airdate has yet to be set. [ TwitchFilm ]

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Surprise! A Horror Movie Called Creature Is in Wide Release Today

Betcha you thought this weekend’s only new game was the (excellent) MMA drama , the porn comedy , and that one coughing movie ! Think again: An independent horror movie called Creature has snuck into the opening weekend line-up to compete for your ticket dollars in 1,500 theaters across the country. Pray tell, what is this Creature all about?

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When Animals Get Attacked: California Man Popped For Mutilating A Python By Biting Into It…TWICE!!

There is something verrrrry suspect about a man putting his mouth on a snake… A snakebite in a north Sacramento neighborhood left the victim seriously hurt, but the injured party isn’t whom you’d expect. David Senk, 54, was jailed on suspicion of maiming or mutilating a reptile, with bail set at $10,000, the Sacramento Bee reported. Police say a python underwent emergency surgery after a man allegedly bit the creature twice. Officers were called to Del Paso Heights around 6:30 p.m. Thursday after a passer-by reported that a man was lying on the ground and might have been assaulted, according to Sgt. Andrew Pettit. When they arrived, they found David Senk, 54, still lying there — but police say he wasn’t the one who was assaulted. Another man approached officers and accused Senk of taking two bites out of his pet python, Pettit said. The man, who was an acquaintance of Senk, told police that the suspect asked to hold the pet, then began biting, the Sacramento Bee reported. Senk was arrested on suspicion of unlawfully maiming or mutilating a reptile and booked on $10,000 bail. Damn, $10,000?! For biting a snake?! Wow… Source

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