Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.
Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis… I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…
I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once… It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…
This sorry excuse for a teacher belongs in a jail cell asap… Male Teacher Forces Female Student To Sit Topless In Class An aint-isht Arizona “teacher” will likely be fired and is facing over a dozen counts of indecent exposure along with a child abuse charge after he forced a 6-year-old female student to remove her shirt in class as a means of punishment via Jezebel A teacher in Mesa, Arizona is facing a pile of charges after he reportedly forced a six-year-old to remove her shirt as a means of punishment, then made her sit n*ked from the waist up in class. Police were told the kindergarten teacher “lost his cool” and was shouting in the classroom. The girl was apparently scared and hid her face in the shirt. He told her to take her face out of her shirt, and police say when she refused, he took her shirt off. The girl reportedly cried for more than 10 minutes, sitting shirtless in a packed classroom. Washburn was arrested, but declined to answer any questions from police. Washburn now faces 26 counts of indecent exposure (at least one for each child that was in the classroom) and one count of child abuse. This is just disgusting. He better get the maximum punishment allowed.
Phew! Looks like all is well in the world of female pop stars. For now, at least. Seventeen ‘s latest cover girl, Selena Gomez, recently revealed she’s got nothing but love for singer-songwriter sensation Lorde, even though they have had their differences in the past. Lorde called out the “Come & Get It” singer back in October for being anti-feminist, but Selena says she hopes the she and the New Zealand native will “be cool” in the future. “I recently did an interview and they asked me who I thought was up-and-coming and making a difference,” Selena told the mag regarding her feelings for the “Royals” crooner. “I said, ‘She doesn’t like me, but Lorde.’ I’m going to support her whether she likes me or not because I think she’s doing great things.” She continued to back her former feud partner by explaining: “I’ve never met her, but she’s extremely talented, and she has a voice that she likes to use, and I think that’s great.” Do we smell a duet in the future? One can only dream. And what other females does Seleners call herself a fan (and friend) of? “Some girls will drop you in five seconds for the right guy. That’s not how it’s supposed to be,” she says. “That’s why I love Demi [Lovato] and Taylor [Swift] — they support females and love to have that empowerment! I wish girls would stop hurting each other.” That’s right, Selena! Girl power, indeed.
First comes music industry super stardom, then comes perfectly picturesque Southern wedding , then comes the baby (girl!) in the baby carriage. Isn’t that how it works for everyone? Singing extraordinaire Kelly Clarkson revealed Monday via Twitter that she and new hubby Brandon Blackstone are expecting a little lady. Congrats to the gorgeous couple! The country crooner let her 9 million plus followers know her new baby’s gender and filled them in on some unsavory pregnancy details while she was at it. “We just found out we’re having a girl officially! I knew it! Only a girl could cause this much drama with all this vomiting ha!” she wrote. She knew it, alright. Kelly talked to Parade magazine about her maternal intuition in November. ” I’m totally gonna have a girl . I’m manifesting it!” she revealed. “And when I have a girl, you’re gonna be like, ‘That chick knew it!'” Clarkson wed her talent manager sweetheart in October last year and announced they were expecting shortly thereafter. In December, she took to Twitter to address cheating rumors . Oh, Kelly. Our life would truly, honestly suck without U.
Ke$ha’s mother, Pebe Sebert, is opening up further about her pop star daughter’s eating disorder battle. As Ke$ha receives treatment for anorexia and bulimia at an Illinois facility, Pebe spoke with PEOPLE about the ” ridicule” and “disrespect” that led the singer to seek help. “I’ve watched my beautiful, self-confident, brilliant daughter be berated and ridiculed for her looks and weight to the point that she almost died,” Sebert revealed. Although Pebe has said the “Tik Tok” singer’s body issues stem all the way back to middle school, she points to producer Dr. Luke and former manager David Sonenberg as only fueling the fire . “One time on a conference call, Sonenberg was screaming, ‘You need to lose weight! I don’t care what you do … take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your throat!'” she recalled. “Ke$ha was just weeping. She drove around afterward thinking about killing herself.” Dr. Luke denies Sebert’s allegations and offered his “utmost support” to the world famous performer. Sebert also spoke about difficult days leading up to her daughter’s decision to check in to get help: “She called me and admitted how much she’d been throwing up, and I just said, ‘Okay.’ I called some centers and Ke$ha agreed to talk to them and liked what they said. She basically cried until we got there three days later.” Pebe recently visited her daughter in treatment and a result of post-traumatic stress disorder has decided to check in herself to “heal along with her.” We wish this pair the best of luck throughout their treatment.
Troubled pop superstar Justin Bieber really knows how to mark his territory, and we’re not talking about his musk lingering on the body of Selena Gomez. We are talking about piss. Yesterday, the singer urinated in the show in Snowmass, Colorado. Nearby residents saw this, and looked on in disbelief, according to a TMZ report. This is the photo: An eyewitness says that the singer was driving through town when his motorcade (of Escalades) pulled over to the side of a road in a wealthy residential area. Surrounded by bodyguards, Bieber hopped out of his ride and proceeded to take a leak in the snow. Bieber had peed his initials “JB.” Then he bounced. After he disappeared, stunned residents in the private neighborhood went over to inspect the scene of the public urination. One of them took the image above. No word if that piece of history has melted yet. Bieber, of course, is reportedly hooked on drugs, in need of rehab and facing felony egg-throwing charges , so this is likely not the smartest thing he’s ever done. Then again, at least there’s no video … Justin Bieber Pees, Acts Like a Moron
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