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Tara Reid was at my friend Steve Aoki’s event at Wet Republic in Vegas this past weekend, and not only did he get a nice long hug from her, but he got her into one of his props, an inflatable dingy to ride the sea of people, like they were a sea of water…in some new generation crowd surfing, done by the old generation, because at 37, despite being tight bodied and big fake titty busty, she’s like the grandmother of Spring Break pool parties…a veteran since that’s all she’s been doing the last 2 decades, longer than most of the people at the party have been alive….I guess the kids still respond to her in ways they don’t respond to my old ass at pool parties, where I’m just there to creep on people, because I am not a celebrity… I prefer Tara Reid holding onto her youth with more vagina lips…but I’ll take this adventurous old lady who may not be 40, but might as well be 40…and I’d still have sex with her as often as possible if I could. There’s just something about drunken messes I love that comes from how preserved they are from all the fumes they are riding off of… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Tara Reid Bikini Crowd Surf of the Day
Tagged actually-matter, adventurous, carpet, eyebrows, Hollywood, Pictures, ride-the-sea, should-protest, spring, youth
A long time ago, I POSTED PICS OF KELLY CUNNINGHAM NUDE FOR PURPLE …. She has an IMDB page and that makes her matter…but more importantly, she has a bush, and that makes her actually matter, at least to me, because as cute as a bald pussy can be, there’s something about rubbing your hair, teeth, penis through a girl’s pubic hair that is way more erotic, especially when it comes to cumming, cuz cumming on the carpet, just looks better and is less slippery than cumin on the marble floor, not to mention the carpet has less ingrown hair scabs that look like herpes. Not that it matters, the bush fight, is one I am going to lose, because the media is too powerful and girls everywhere think it is gross, cuz thinking it is gross sells fucking product…product I should protest if I wasn’t so lazy.
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Kelly Cunningham is Still Nude and Bushy in Purple of the Day
Tagged actually-matter, bikini girls, carpet, eyebrows, Hollywood, invalid, makes-the-best, media, should-protest, TMZ
Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich…all she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice no carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth, or we both get a rash from the friction… Not that I know what her pussy looks like, I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli, I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, cuz those things, are a little too intense for me, like they have a life of their fucking own….while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness and more importantly be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.
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Xenia Deli in Maddam Underwear of the Day
Tagged celeb news, eyebrows, his-personality, Hollywood, makes-the-best, nina agdal, TMZ, until-it-melts, Weirdness
I thought Lindsay Lohan was getting back to her hot old self, what the hell is this all about. Here she is at some A&E party the other night looking a little worse for wear. Her body is fine, but that face is just strange looking. Is it just me? I don’t know what’s going on, she kinda looks like a dude in drag. Not cool. Maybe she’s just making a weird face and the lighting is making her eyebrows look abnormally dark and bushy… That’s all. #reverseboner
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Tagged breasts, eyebrows, hollywood-star, invalid, Lindsay Lohan, little-swollen, lohan, party-the-other, Pictures, stars
These pictures of Kim Kardashian admiring herself in the mirror don’t really come as much of a surprise to me, I imagine she does this for most of the day, what is surprising is that she just had her eyebrows done. What the hell? I could have sworn those things were completely natural, like Heidi Montag’s breasts or Lindsay Lohan’s innocence or my relationship with any number of Hollywood hotties. I feel duped and now I kinda want to see her natural big bushy cavewoman eyebrows. Maybe she’ll grow them out for me.
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Tagged bushy-cavewoman, eyebrows, heidi-montag, her-eyebrows, Hollywood, imagine-she, kim kardashian, Mirror, Natural, natural-big, Pictures, Relationship, things-were, useless-pair
Not every day in Eternia can be full of adventure. Kiersten over at You Fail captures the mediocrity behind the scenes. Sadly, She-Ra getting her eyebrows waxed is missing. View
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Tagged behind-the-scenes, captures-the-mediocrity, eternia, every-day, eyebrows, eyebrows-waxed, Hollywood, mediocrity
Here’s my future ex-wife Blake Lively playfully hamming it up for the camera in some photoshoot for bras or something. I’m seriously in love with this woman. I want to print out multiple copies of these pictures, laminate them in plastic and make a shower curtain out of them so that we can wash the love off each other.
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Blake Lively’s Hotness is Driving Me Crazy
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Link: http://hotchickswithdogswithboners.com/ A site that exists purely to bring dog boners and hot chicks together in the same place.
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Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners
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Tagged 50-page-reintroduction, chicks-eating, douchebags, eyebrows, far-right-evangelical, Hollywood, hot-chicks, lipstick, origin, sarah, sitcom-star, Tacos, tagline, the-same, time