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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

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Audrina Patridge’s See Through Top Is Decent

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge’s weird lazy eyes trying to distract us from the fact that she’s wearing a nice see through top. Nice try weirdo. This is the kind of look I like, a short eighties hooker style leather mini skirt and a top that shows off her lacy bra. She looks like she should be leaning in the window of a beat up old Oldsmobile on the street corner somewhere. It’s really a shame that stupid jacket is covering up her fake chesticles .

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Watch James Franco and Bill Hader Laugh Through A Spider-Man Viral Video

Posted on June 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Your day is about to become a little better: James Franco and Bill Hader have premiered a new viral video in honor of Spider-Man director Sam Raimi’s birthday — which actually is not until October 23, but who cares! As usual, James Franco plays an angsty James Franco and Bill Hader (who actually worked as a P.A. on the first Spider-Man film) embodies Willem Dafoe for the short. Pay little attention to the actors breaking character and enjoy!

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Blame Game: Why Did Knight and Day Disappoint at the Box Office?

Posted on June 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

With the summer of 2010 littered with critical and financial disappointments, Knight and Day doesn’t feel like a complete disaster — at least it’s not Jonah Hex , y’know? But that hasn’t stopped Tony Sella from falling on his sword. “Blame me, don’t blame Tom Cruise,” the Twentieth Century Fox co-president of marketing told the Los Angeles Times . “We did lots of focus groups for this film, and no one ever said there was a star problem. Never. Tom Cruise was not the issue. I take full responsibility.” Naturally this has been met with the kind of disbelief that is reserved for all things Cruise — spin to avert your gaze away from the fact that perhaps the A-List icon isn’t that big of a star anymore. But does Sella have a point? Perhaps he is to blame for Knight and Day . After the jump, Movieline investigates.

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Remembering Brittany Murphy In Dreams & Pictures

Posted on December 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

This morning many a Fantasy Hook Up was shattered as 8 Mile and Clueless star Brittany Murphy went into cardiac arrest and was found dead in her shower. This is a terrible loss, aside from the fact that now I have only four living opportunities on my laminated list, Brittany was one of the actresses that define our generation Continue reading →

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Holly Madison and Benji Madden: New Couple Alert!

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yup, this seems about right: Holly Madison and Benji Madden are rumored to be dating.

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Pamela Anderson’s Kids Enroll in Sex Tape 101

Posted on November 19, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pamela Anderson starred in sex tapes before they were cool. Well, they were cool back then, but not as common as today. Take an hour lunch nowadays and there’s a decent chance you miss a Tila Tequila nude rant

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Letterman’s ‘Bombshell Bussing Incident’

Posted on October 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems like the actual Letterman scandal broke so long ago, yet the straitlaced scoops about the straitlaced funnyman’s straitlaced affair continue, forever.

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Gourmet’s Dead. Don’t Blame The Internet.

Posted on October 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The death of Gourmet has prompted plenty of maudlin remembrances. And plenty of suggestions as to why we should mourn it: the food, Ruth Reichl, the jobs, the beauty

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