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Stella Hudgens Shitty Hand Print of the Day

Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, bustier sister who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even works… Because there are two kids of siblings of famous people, those who try to be in the industry as hard as they can to be like the other sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashlee Simpson…. And those who just ride the coattails because it’s less pressure, you get to benefit from all the fun without any of the other nonsense.. When you crave that male attention to validate you…you can just post a tit pic to instagram to the fans you only have because of your sister… If you’re more into her sister – VANESSA – Here she is in some nerd costume…that creeps me out but that you love. CLICK HERE The post Stella Hudgens Shitty Hand Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe by Guy Aroch of the Day

I am guessing that Camille Rowe, fashion model, who gets naked a lot, is in the new iteration of Playboy where they don’t get naked, but are already going as far as they can with their non nudity, which seems to be pretty implied nudity, I can see her fucking nipples nudity, since it’s the dumbest marketing strategy the magazine that was built on hot girls getting naked could do, all in efforts to land ad dollars..pretty fucking lame reason for anything… Own your brand. Own your concept. Skirting on the fine line of “nude” is just lamer than girls trying to not get pics reported on instagram…meaning Playboy doesn’t even need to exist anymore – since they don’t do nudity – I can see 1000 filtered pics of girls as naked as they can get without being naked everyday. Get it together you idiots.. I’ll just be staring at every old pic of hot model Camille Rowe Naked I’ve posted on this site over the years for companies not called PLAYBOY… The post Camille Rowe by Guy Aroch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo… I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing… I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them… I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day

Kate Hudson posted a picture of a public bathroom – where she stuggled to get out of her dress at some event…something that I guess she had to document because she’s never had trouble getting out of a dress…especially at an event….in public…I guess there weren’t any men around Yes… That was a slut joke, slut shaming, the girl with the celebrity parents who became a celebrity…after being a LA party girl…getting knocked up young and linked to pretty much everyone in Hollywood with a penis.. So funny…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reese Witherspoon in Tights of the Day

Want to know something that I don’t like…Reese Witherspoon in a pair of tights. I also don’t really like that back before she was really famous, she got knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions and instead of an abortion like a normal girl getting knocked up, she made Ryan Philippe commit and make her 12 more babies, that’s the way good southern Christians work…it reminds me that at any given time – my unprotected sex may end up a living hell. She’s the poster girl for that…but the good new is that girls aren’t dumb enough to have my kid, and more importantly, it all worked out pretty well for Philippe. Reese got really fucking famous, we’re talking A-List…and probably bankrolls his broke ass because pretty boys don’t last forever…they are easily replaced… So looking at this mom ass doesn’t excite me…it may excite you…it’s better than any ass you’ve had…and those girls weren’t even moms…they were just fat and half retarded and lonely… But this mom ass represents hope…of a better tomorrow… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Stacy Keibler Pregnant Bikini Selfie of the Day

Stacy Keibler demonstrates one of the main Selfie’s that should be banned from the Selfie Movement, and that is the Pregnant bikini Selfie, because although she’s hyped that her uterus can make babies, no one else wants to see that alien growing inside a bitch in an outfit or article of clothing that is normally something that is foreplay to masturbation…but here she is, out of contract with Gay Clooney, and showing the world that she is like 99 percent of women and capable of getting knocked up if cummed in at the right time… It’s really nothing impressive or erotic but you would still try to get a face fuck the baby while it inside of her or just fuck the baby out of her or even be romantic and stepfather the fucker even though being a stepfather is the fucking worst. Trust me. I’ve devoted my life to it…

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Yesterday was Mardi Gras of the Day

Lent has begun, which means nothing to most people, I mean that’s like my stripper knowing how old Jesus was, and me asking if she was a religious person, considering her job…but any excuse for people to lose their shit and flash their tits, works for me… I’ve never been to Mardi Gras, but I love New Orleans and the concept speaks to me…it’s something I would have designed myself…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Vogue Brazil Nudity of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen this Alessandra Ambrosio picture and that’s perfectly ok…because she’s a naked mom model who looks better than most naked non moms…and the older we all get…as the girls we grew up wanting to fuck start getting knocked up…it’s a real life issue…unless you’re like me and just focus on new pussy…because the nice thing about humanity, the only really nice thing about humanity, is that there’s always gonna be new pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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