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FINALLY! Kris The Hump May Give Up His Battle To Prove Kimmy Cakes Is A Matrimony-dom Fraud And Settle Divorce Tomorrow!

It’s about cotdamn time!!! Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries May Settle Divorce Tomorrow According to TMZ reports : Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow … TMZ has learned. The fleeting lovebirds are both ordered to appear in court tomorrow for a settlement conference. The big hang-up is that Kris has been fighting for an annulment based on alleged fraud, and Kim has steadfastly refused to go down that road. She wants a clean, simple divorce. Sources close to Kris say there are various factors that are softening his position, including: – There’s an ironclad prenup, if the case goes to trial Kris will get NO money from Kim (although as we previously reported Kris has demanded $7 mil from her — good luck with that). – After all the depositions and legal docs flying back and forth, no evidence has surfaced showing Kim defrauded Kris — and that goes to the heart of his claim. – Kris is about to get nailed with monetary sanctions for being a no-show at the last hearing and, in the process, he’s pissed off the judge who would be presiding over the divorce trial. – If the case goes to trial and Kris loses, he could be in the hole for as much as a million bucks in attorney’s fees. Sources tell us each side has already racked up $300k in lawyer’s fees, and they’ll spend another $200k if the case goes to trial. We broke the story, if the case goes to trial and Kim wins, she’ll ask the judge to make Kris pay HER lawyer’s fees. Our sources say it’s by no means a done deal that the case is going to settle tomorrow, but as one source put it, “Kris is opening his eyes a little bit, and what he sees doesn’t look good.” We won’t count any chickens, but this divorce has been goin’ on WAY too long. It’s time for Kris to let it go already and get ready for the NBA playoffs. If it’s any consolation, most people already assume that the marriage was a sham in the first place. Image via WENN

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Katherine Jackson: Conrad Murray is Conspiring With AEG!

The Michael Jackson wrongful death lawsuit has taken a new twist. An already complex case became even more so when Katherine Jackson filed court papers insinuating that AEG and Dr. Conrad Murray are in cahoots. Katherine, who along with Michael’s three children has sued AEG for negligently hiring and supervising Murray, wants to subpoena visitors’ logs from his jail. The implication? She wants to find out if AEG has sent employers, officers or lawyers to the can for a chat with Conrad, who’s doing time for manslaughter. Katherine has put Murray on her witness list, while AEG has not. The late singer’s mother clearly wants to know if AEG is trying to coach him or get info from him to defend the suit, in which she seeks tens of billions. For his part, Murray wants to be left out of it , and recently implied in a voicemail to a friend that he could blow the lid off the case … he didn’t say how. Murray’s lawyer, Valerie Wass, tells TMZ today: “I believe the subpoena is a rather desperate, last-minute attempt by [KJ and the children] to find or create a surreptitious relationship between Dr. Murray and AEG.” “There is and has been no such relationship.”

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Joan Rivers to Gwyneth Paltrow: Go to Halifax!

As far as feuds go, it’s not exactly Meghan McCain vs. Ann Coulter or Chris Brown vs. Drake . But Gwyneth Paltrow and Joan Rivers are sort of getting into it. In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar , Paltrow says she tried Botox once and hated it because it made her “look like Joan Rivers.” How does Rivers feel about such a diss? Okay, actually. “It just made me laugh,” the comedian tells People . She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That’s really scary!” Rivers, who has faced recent fire for slamming Adele as fat , adds that she’s been open about her plastic surgery because “[lying about having work done] is such a put down to women. It says to the average woman: ‘I’m beautifully naturally and you’re not.'” That’s a fair point. Still, there’s maybe a tad bit of beef here, considering Joan’s closing comments: “If she lived in New York, I’d tell her to go to hell,” but because Paltrow resides on London, Rivers instead has this message for Gwyneth: “Go to Halifax!” Choose a side in the feud, THGers:   Team Gwyneth Team Joan Team I DON’T CARE! View Poll »

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Scary Movie 5 Review: The Death of the Franchise

Scary Movie 5 is not a spoof. It’s not even a comedy. It’s a mess of very vague references to mostly outdated cultural phenomena, sprinkled in between half-hearted and half-baked “gags.” Genre spoof is supposed to expose the conventions of that genre in a clever way. The original Scary Movie was successful because it came on the heels of a horror film Renaissance that began with the movie Scream (which, in itself was somewhat of a spoof, but, that’s okay). Scary Movie had a reason to exist. It had something to say. Mainly, “Boy, there sure are a lot of horror movies copying Scream these days.” But what is Scary Movie 5 saying? I sat through it, and I couldn’t tell you. It doesn’t look like a horror movie. It doesn’t act like a horror movie. It plays off exactly zero horror movie conventions, and really only makes reference to the horror aesthetic a handful of times. The film mainly follows the plotline of Guillermo Del Toro’s Mama . Hardly the cultural touchstone that Scream was. Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex play a couple who take in their nieces after they are found living for months alone in the woods. From there, there’s a bit of supernatural furniture movement, some mild possession, and a whole lot of references to already forgotten movies like Black Swan ,  Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Inception . To the film’s very minor credit, is was able to fit in a reference to the recently-released Evil Dead remake, and to the still-uncast Fifty Shades of Grey movie . Then there’s the utterly humiliating Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen scene that opens the film. The scene features the two celebrity train-wrecks in bed together (which just looks really gross), spitting out canned self-awareness directly to camera in a moment of “my publicist said this’d be funny” desperation. For a movie that fails to even qualify as a spoof, you’d hope it would at least be funny. But it’s not. The jokes seem thrown together by a couple frat guys on an all-night coke binge. “Let’s have a Mexican maid dance with a vacuum, and a black exorcist who steals. Because that wouldn’t be at all racist in 21st Century.” (note to the writers: It is racist). Watching Scary Movie 5 is like watching an awful stand-up comedian plod clumsily through a 90-minute set of fart jokes he just wrote back stage (the difference being at a comedy club you can have a drink). Also, he took a Percocet and is trying to stay awake. And so are you. Scary Movie 5 isn’t even “bad” in that gut-wrenching “how was this made” sense. It’s not interesting enough to be that bad. It’s just flat out boring. It’s hard to get through. It’s time to retire the franchise. Don’t see it. Listen to your friends make fun of Paranormal Activity at a bar instead. At least you’ll be drunk. RATING: 0/5 STARS

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James Deen on Farrah Abraham Porn Scheme: Strategy Blew Up in Their Faces!

Speculation continues to swirl surrounding Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, her sex tape, how it came to be, and when if will see the light of day. The video, which was made with porn star James Deen , was made for her eyes only and never intended for the public … if you believe her lies. In a new interview , Deen says Farrah signed a release, got paid for the tape and was part of a for-profit plot to make it look like it accidentally leaked. “I was approached to do this,” Deen says of the Farrah Abraham porn . “There was this whole scheme … ‘you guys can go out on a date and we’ll take pictures and pretend you’re dating’ … and I said absolutely not.”  “There was this whole strategy and it blew up in their faces.” By “they,” he means Abraham’s PR people and the production company that created an elaborate scenario for him to pose with Farrah as a dating couple. Presumably, this idea was concocted based on the premise that a “leaked” tape would generate huge buzz and an even bigger payday for Abraham. It was all a big lie to make money, James Deen says, and Farrah was in on the whole scheme from the start. He did her … but he wouldn’t do that. “I have no desire to participate in that kind of publicity,” he said, noting that he tried to talk Abraham out of the ruse and made it clear he wasn’t on board. “I told them, someone is gonna see this and be like, ‘Oh, that’s James Deen, and someone’s gonna call me and say, ‘Hey man, what’s up with this chick?’” “And I’m gonna say, ‘We shot a porno and that’s it.’ I’m not going to say I’m dating someone I’m not,” adds Deen, and that’s exactly what happened. When he was photographed with Abraham after a meeting with Vivid Entertainment, he directly said upon being asked that they aren’t dating – just filmed a porno. “I can say whatever I want to, it’s not like I have any legal restrictions in any way, shape, or form,” he said of the tape, which is still being shopped . Deen also pointed out the obvious: That’s there’s no way anyone would believe a porn star like him would be involved in this without being contracted. “I was approached to do this, and I was like, ‘I’m the worst person to do this.’ Not to be arrogant, but if you watch pornos and I’m in it … people are gonna know it’s me.” “I’m a public person, especially in the adult film world.” “On the street, most people might not recognize me, but if you’re going to watch a porno and you’re into porno, it’s like, ‘Hey, there’s that porn guy!'” “I told them I’m not the right person to cast for this.” But hey, they paid him and he did his thing. He just didn’t go along with the ruse they wanted him to, apparently. The real question, at the end of the day: Do you wanna see the thing?   You bet! She’s hot! Maybe. Need to see a sneak peek first. No way. I refuse to acknowledge that disgrace of a mom! View Poll »

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Kris Humphries Torn Apart by Divorce Judge, May Face Sanctions for No-Show

The Kris Humphries hate train just gained a new passenger. In light of the basketball player no-showing his divorce hearing today in Los Angeles, the judge in charge of the case has ripped Humphries to shreds, saying he mocked and disrespected the court by simply… not showing up. As far as anyone knows, Humphries had no reason to skip out on the mandatory conference. He simply chose to remain in New York. As a result, Judge Goldberg set a sanction hearing and may fine Kris for his absence. BOTH parties are now required to appear in court on April 19 for a pre-trial hearing, with May 6 still the date on which this never-ending divorce will hopefully be settled. Of course, Kardashian will miss the first day of that trial because she must promote her fragrance. And so this ridiculous saga goes. In Kim’s defense, witnesses say she showed up to court on time, answered questions in a professional manner and kept her giant boobs totally hidden.

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Kim Kardashian Attends Divorce Hearing Alone, Kris Humphries A No-Show

Humphries blames his absence on flight complications, reports say. By Driadonna Roland Kim Kardashian leaves a courthouse in Los Angeles, California on Friday Photo: David McNew/ Getty Images

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Kim Kardashian Trial Witnesses to Expose Kris Humphries, Knowledge of Prenup

Kim Kardashian is ready to take down Kris Humphries. With the divorce trial between these two idiots FINALLY set for May 6, TMZ has uncovered the list of witnesses Kim plans to call on her behalf. And each will testify, in what way or another, that Humphries was actively involved in the signing of the exact prenuptial agreement from which he’s now trying to extricate himself. Look for two managers, one attorney and a court reporter to all confirm that Kris was as interested in the business aspects of his marriage as the attention-starved pair of breasts he wed. They witnessed the two discuss and argue over various aspect of the prenup. Humphries, of course, has somehow contended that he was duped into a fraudulent union. Leaked documents do apparently prove that Kardashian faked many of the scenes from her reality show, asking Kris to propose a second time, for example, after she was dissatisfied with the first version. But no one can quite explain how this doesn’t simply prove Humphries was in on the farce all along.  

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Catherine Guidici and Sean Lowe: Is It Over Already?!

Just two weeks after we saw Catherine Guidici and Sean Lowe get engaged on The Bachelor, the two are already on the rocks, according to a new report. If Life & Style is to believed, they’re officially DONE. They haven’t looked unhappy in the least at any point we’ve seen them, but the seemingly over-the-moon couple was allegedly in tears at a trendy nightclub. After a blowout fight last weekend, their relationship is totally kaput … at least if you believe this celebrity gossip source, which we are not inclined to. Don’t get us wrong. We buy that Catherine Giudici and Sean Lowe are already fighting now that they’re back in the real world. And that the odds aren’t good. Simply put, The Bachelor ‘s track record would not be something to bet on. Especially if one half of the duo transitions to Dancing With the Stars right away. But regardless of whether Sean Lowe is a diva who’s let fame go to his head, there’s nothing of substance to support they broke up. At least not yet. These things have a way of fizzling once the show ends, but they clearly do have chemistry and like each other. A split this soon would be pretty shocking. Will they make it to the altar? That’s another story. Share your comments and vote in our poll below: Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici: Will it last?   YES. You can just tell. They are made for each other. Maybe … not convinced, but not writing them off. No chance. I don’t see the connection! View Poll »

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Lindsey Vonn Dated Kris Humphries Before Tiger, May Be Cheating With Him Now, Reports Say

Did Tiger Woods steal his new girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, out from underneath Kris Humphries of all people? A new report in Us Weekly implies exactly that. Yes, if this is to be believed, Liger was almost Lump. The new issue of the celebrity news magazine claims that Kris Humphries , Kim Kardashian’s infamous ex, was very much in the picture with Vonn romantically. That is, until Tiger Woods came along. “Tiger wasn’t her only suitor,” the mag says, quoting a source close to Vonn. “Bachelor No. 2 was none other than Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries.” Lindsey Vonn and Humphries are both from Minnesota and have a lot in common … but there was never any report of them being together at any point. In any case, Vonn was warned about the perils of getting involved with Tiger, but their friendship developed over several months and then turned romantic. Earlier this month, she announced that she is in fact dating Tiger Woods . Woods, who recently reclaimed his title as the world’s #1 golfer, is clearly in a good place these days, both on and off the golf course. But will that last? Not if a second report is to believed. Star alleges that Lindsey and Kris are still hitting it – behind Tiger’s back! After their infamous Facebook PDA too! A fake romance that fizzled and was then rekindled? That’s a new one. According to that tabloid , Kris remained in the picture even after Lindsey chose Tiger over him, and they’ve been doing the horizontal slalom on the sly. Hilarious as this story would be, we just don’t buy it. Kris is too busy traveling with the Nets and harassing Kim with legal papers. He’s also a douche. As for Woods, you tell us: Is Tiger a changed man?   I think so. Give him a chance! I think not. Once a cheater … View Poll »

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