Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini. I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice. It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE
These pictures are apparently of Jodie Foster, I have no idea if that’s true, but they are obviously not very recent. Someone emailed them to me saying that they were pics that her mom shot of her when she was 18 to send to a producer to get her a job…because even in the 70s or 80s…producers were sleazy fucks who wanted to fuck the girls they cast and the girls the cast were usually the ones who wanted to gig the most… I guess, in retrospect, when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry, you mom shooting nudes of you is probably one of the better things that she’s done for you….you know it involves less emotional abuse than actually selling you off to the industry… Maybe that’s why she’s a lesbian….:)
The ‘Iron Man’ actor reportedly wants Marvel to hire friends and Oscar-winners Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster for a future ‘Avengers’ film. By Josh Wigler
Kim Kardashian is ready to take down Kris Humphries. With the divorce trial between these two idiots FINALLY set for May 6, TMZ has uncovered the list of witnesses Kim plans to call on her behalf. And each will testify, in what way or another, that Humphries was actively involved in the signing of the exact prenuptial agreement from which he’s now trying to extricate himself. Look for two managers, one attorney and a court reporter to all confirm that Kris was as interested in the business aspects of his marriage as the attention-starved pair of breasts he wed. They witnessed the two discuss and argue over various aspect of the prenup. Humphries, of course, has somehow contended that he was duped into a fraudulent union. Leaked documents do apparently prove that Kardashian faked many of the scenes from her reality show, asking Kris to propose a second time, for example, after she was dissatisfied with the first version. But no one can quite explain how this doesn’t simply prove Humphries was in on the farce all along.
LL Cool J is standing up for ” Accidental Racist .” The track – released today as part of Brad Paisley’s new albu – features the country singer crooning about life in the South, while the rapper jumps in about what it’s like to be African-American in society. LL refers to himself in the song as a “new fangled Django,” while Paisley says his native region is still “siftin through the rubble” of “Reconstruction.” Accidental Racist – Brad Paisley and LL Cool J As you might expect, such a topic has generated a lot of controversy, but LL tells CNN that he’s “proud” of the duet. “Music is about, and art is about, connecting different people, and building bridges and breaking the rules,” he said. “If it’s not compelling, and it’s not complex and it’s not interesting, then what are we doing it for? So I think that’s the right move.” The rapper concludes that he needed to “shake things up” and he hopes the world “hears and enjoys” the track. They sure have heard it. But have they enjoyed it? Sound off now: What do you think of Accidental Racist? It’s funny! It’s profound! It’s absurd! View Poll »
The very first Elysium trailer is here! And finally gives us an idea of what the heck Matt Damon’s giant exoskeleton is for. Take a look: Elysium Trailer The film takes place in a dystopian future where an overpopulated and desecrated Earth has been abandoned by the wealthy in favor of an idyllic floating city called Elysium. Damon plays Max Coburn, a man on Earth who desperately needs to get to Elysium to cure a fatal illness. Now, as for that exoskeleton: apparently, it is used to “override” the system at Elysium and allow Coburn access. Seems like a key card could have done that trick, but… Damon is joined by Jodie Foster, Sharlto Copley, Wagner Moura, Alice Braga, and Diego Luna. Elysium will hit theaters August 9.
Damon goes head-to-head with Jodie Foster in sneak peek of Neill Blomkamp’s ‘District 9’ follow-up. By Todd Gilchrist Matt Damon in “Elysium” Photo: Sony Pictures
While the rest of the world dissects the coming-out portion of Jodie Foster’s Golden Globes speech , I’d like to focus on another potential bombshell the 50-year-old filmmaker appeared to have dropped while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement: The suggestion that she was somehow retiring from the business. “This feels like the end of one era and the beginning of something else. Scary and exciting, and now what?” Foster told the Globes audience. “I may never be up on this stage again, on any stage, for that matter.” WATCH: Jodie Foster Wins The Golden Globes With Her ‘Coming Out’ Speech After the awards Foster clarified that remark , saying: “I could never stop acting. You’d have to drag me behind a team of horses. I’d like to be directing tomorrow. I’m more into it than I have ever been.” So which of those statements is closest to the truth? I’m going with the clarification. Her I-may-never-be-up-on-this-stage-or-any-stage line felt like an emotional and momentarily insecure remark made by a 50-year-old person who works in a mercilessly fickle business, particularly when it comes to middle-aged women. Yes, by turning to directing and producing and making some extremely smart acting choices, Foster has avoided the forced exile that so many actresses suffer once they hit their 40s, but that doesn’t mean she’s immune to an occasional crisis of confidence, especially when pouring her heart out before the world. Also, lifetime achievement awards come with a built-in punchline: the implication that the best of one’s career is in the rearview mirror. Foster’s back-stage clarification seems like a more level-headed parsing of her on-stage remark, and it’s also in line with a comment she made to The Hollywood Reporter in 2011, when she was promoting The Beaver: “I’ve reached that point where I don’t want to act very much anymore,” Foster told the publication. “I am much more interested in holding off on acting, after 45 years as an actor. It’s a long period of time to do the same thing.” That sounds to me like the early blueprint for Jodie Foster’s next act. When an acting role that inspires her comes along, she’ll take it, but, at the moment, directing moves the needle for her. According to IMDb , Foster’s future work commitments are sketchy, but after her role as Secretary Rhodes opposite Matt Damon in Elysium next summer, and her work behind the camera as the director of The Money Monster , which is in pre-production, she appears to be gravitating toward work behind the camera. I do think we’ll see Foster up on the stage at the Golden Globes, or the Oscars again, but the odds are it will be for her work as a director not as an actor. MORE MOVIELINE COVERAGE OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES: ‘Argo’ & ‘Les Misérables’ Take Top Movie Prizes At Golden Globes Movieline Live Blogs The Golden Globe Awards [ The Hollywood Reporter , Huffington Post , IMDb ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Jodie Foster reached a career milestone last night. Make that two. In addition to winning recognition from the Hollywood Foreign Press in the form of the Cecil B. DeMille Award for Lifetime Achievement, the 50-year-old actress acknowledged her same-sex-lovin’ status for the first time ever in public! Via US Weekly reports : Jodie Foster stole the show at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills on Sunday Jan. 13. The actress and director, 50, accepted the Cecil B. DeMille Award for Lifetime Achievement — and in her emotional, funny, wild speech, Foster finally, publicly acknowledged that she’s gay. “I have a sudden urge to say something i’ve never really been able to say in public,” Foster (clad in custom Armani) said, clutching her award. “A declaration that I’m a little nervous about, but, you know, loud and proud.” Teasing the audience, Foster continued . . . “I am . . . single!” As the crowd laughed, she added. “Yes I am, I’m kidding. I’m not really kidding, but kind of.” The resolutely private Oscar winner explained of her private romantic life: “i did my coming out a thousand years ago back in the stone age, in those quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends and family . . . Now I’m told every celebrity is expected [to share] the details of their private life with a reality show.” Joked Foster: “I’m not Honey Boo Boo child! That’s not me. It never was and it never will be. Don’t be sad . . . my reality show would be so boring!” The mother of two, who has been working as an actress since early childhood, said: “Seriously, if you had been public figure for the time you were a toddler. If you had to fight for a life that felt real and honest and normal and against all odds. . . Then maybe you too would value privacy against everything else . . Some day in the future, people will look back and remember how beautiful it once was. I have given everything up there…that’s reality show enough.” As stars (including close friend Mel Gibson) looked on tearfully, the Accused star then acknowledged her former female partner: “There is no way i could ever stand here without acknowledging one of the deepest loves of my life, my heroic co-parent, expert in love, my soul sister in life…Sydney Bernard.” She also thanked her sons with Bernard, who looked on from the audience, Charlie, 14, and Kit, 11. “I am so proud of our modern family,” calling her boys “my reasons to breathe.” Foster thanked her ailing mother, not present for the moment: “I love you, I love you, I love you. I hope that if I say this three times, it will magically perfectly enter into your your soul, you were a great mom.” Implying a retirement of sorts, she added: “I may never be up on this stage again, on any stage for that matter.” Backstage, Foster clarified to reporters that she has no plans to retire from acting. After all these years, it must come as a relief to just let it all hang out, riiiiight?
