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Prince Charles: Ordering Prince Harry to Dump Meghan Markle?!

Earlier today, we reported that Meghan Markle may be planning to quit acting in order to move to London and focus on her relationship with Prince Harry. It’s not easy to leave behind the glamorous life of a regular on a basic cable legal drama beloved by retirees and the unemployable alike, but Harry and Meghan seem to be the real thing, and marrying into royalty is a pretty sweet deal in its own right. Some folks are still skeptical, given Harry’s history of serial monogamy, but he and Meghan appear to be getting serious.  After all, they’ve only been together a few months, but they’ve already reached the “BS rumors pregnancy rumors” stage, with several outlets reporting last week that Markle is expecting . But as many of Harry’s forebears have learned the hard way, royal romances are tricky matters that require consent from far more than just the two principle parties involved. According to Radar Online, one key member of the royal family is refusing to give Harry and Meghan the okay to take the next step in their relationship. Prince Charles may not seem much of an authority on marriage (His first is synonymous with “unhealthy relationship.”), but apparently, he and his second wife, Camilla Parker-Bowles, see potential for disaster in the Harkle reunion that the rest of us are missing. According to Radar the trouble began when Harry and Meghan traveled to Jamaica together for his friend’s wedding. It was their most public social occasion to date, and apparently, photos of his sun enjoying Meghan’s company rubbed Charles the wrong way. “This is the first time that she and Harry have socialized so openly as a couple and it’s a significant step in the relationship,” a royal source tells the site. Charles reportedly shared his misgivings with Harry, and predictably, a royal row ensued: “Harry was telling his father, Charles, to stay out of his life,” says the insider. So why does Charles find Meghan so objectionable? Well, according to the insider, Camilla pointed out to Charles what she sees as similarities between Meghan and infamous royal from the past: “Camilla likens Meghan to Fergie, who triggered public scandals with her running around and was photographed topless having her toes sucked by a boyfriend while still married to Charles’ brother Andrew.” The basis of the comparison seems to be nothing more than the fact that Markle is divorced and Fergie became divorced from Andrew. Someone sould fill Charles in on the fact that there are literally millions of divorced people in the world. In fact, he doesn’t have to look very far to find one. Any room with a mirror will do the trick. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 16 Things to Know About Prince Harry’s New Squeeze

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Eric and Lara Trump: Expecting First Child!

Trump news is everywhere these days, and it’s not all about the Donald. Daughter Ivanka continues to serve as a de facto first lady, which is profoundly creepy on so, so many levels. Son Donald, Jr. is still competing for Don, Sr.’s attention by posing for unintentionally hilarious “pensive woodsman” photos . Even Tiffany Trump is whining about  getting bullied at fashion week events , thus carrying on the proud family legacy of having delicate little feelings and being eternally in search of a safe space. Hell, 11-year-old Barron is doing his part by moving into the White House and saving taxpayers the expense of paying the Secret Service to block up Midtown Manhattan all day. But what about Donald’s middle son? You know – the pasty one who always looks like he just disposed of a bloodless hooker corpse with two fang marks on the neck. Well, it seem Eric has been busy in his own right … People magazine is reporting today that Eric and Lara Trump are expecting their first child. Here’s the part where we avoid making a joke about how Eric’s long absence from the spotlight might be explained by the amount of time it took him to convince his wife that Eric Trump is a person someone might want to have sex with. The effort is really killing us here, guys. We hope you appreciate it. Anyway, the couple confirmed the news in a statement issued today, adding that they’re experiencing genuine and not-at-all-rehearsed hu-man emotions about the idea of welcoming a baby boy. “Eric’s going to be an amazing dad,” Lara says. “ “The nieces and nephews love hanging with him. He’s the cool uncle. He’s watched Frozen many times.” Lara goes on to say that she’s experiencing some fatigue, but assures you it’s not because she’s some low-energy Jeb Bush-type: “I was exhausted in the beginning,” Lara tells the magazine. “It surprised me, because I’m a very active person, and until the fatigue hit, I didn’t believe it would actually happen to me,” she adds. “It really affected me. But I’m feeling really good now.” As for a name – well, like your basic civil liberties under the Trump administration, that’s very much up in the air: “We really loved the name Charlie, but we’d already named our dog that, so it’s out,” Eric says. In related news, we assume Eric has just been handed a large trophy for the honor Whitest Sentence Ever Uttered. View Slideshow: Ivanka Trump Sits at Oval Office Desk, Twitter Loses Its Mind

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Ivanka Trump Sits at Oval Office Desk, Twitter Loses Its Mind

So at this point, it's very single day that Donald Trump, his administration, and/or his family do something awful, right? He's only been president for a few weeks now, but it feels like a few eternities, at least. For the latest act of absurdity, Ivanka Trump has shared a picture of herself sitting at the desk in the Oval Office while her father and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stand beside her. “A great discussion with two world leaders about the importance of women having a seat at the table!” — that's what she actually wrote for the caption. Ivanka isn't an elected official, and she doesn't even have an official title on Trump's staff. But yeah, sure, she's in on meetings with other leaders and can sit at that desk. Why not, right? But we don't need to tell you why that is ridiculous. Because Twitter as a whole came together to break it down for us all. 1. The Offending Photo Try not to roll your eyes too hard, we’ve still got a lot of stuff to get through and you need to be here for it. 2. The Cold, Hard Truth I mean, this person’s not wrong. 3. #FactsOnly For real though, why was she even there? 4. Stay Home, Ivanka Doesn’t she have a job? A life? Literally anything else to do? 5. Solid Nordstroms Burn Ha ha, get it, because no one wants her stupid fashion line and her father and his staff has been trying to sell it? 6. Also True Hey, when you’re right, you’re right. View Slideshow

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Saturday Night Live Airs Controversial Kellyanne Conway Skit: Watch!

Were you able to catch Saturday Night Live last night? If not, then boy, you sure are in for a treat right now … This current season of SNL has gotten a whole lot of mileage out of Donald Trump and all of his countless atrocities, including the people he's hired to work in the White House. And one of those people is the utterly ridiculous Kellyanne Conway , played on the show by the extremely lovely, very hilarious Kate McKinnon. But last night, there was a Fatal Attraction-esque skit featuring McKinnon's Kellyanne. And according to some people, it went way too far. In the skit, CNN's Jake Tapper went home to his apartment to find Kellyanne, looking mighty unhinged in some lingerie. Poor Kellyanne was just so very, very desperate for Jake to put her back on the news, even after that “little ethics violation” that occurred when she tried to sell Ivanka Trump's clothing during an interview. So desperate that, at one point, she held a knife to his throat. It was pretty intense, but also pretty funny. But a lot of viewers didn't see it that way. As one person tweeted, “SNL just gave a gift to the White House with this sexist, unfunny Kellyanne Conway skit.” Another wrote “As much as I loathe Kellyanne, this highly sexualized SNL version of her gives me the icks.” Was the skit funny? Sexist? Extreme? Watch the action in the video below and let us know what you think:

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Kellyanne Conway on Fox News: Go Buy Ivanka Trump’s Stuff!

Last week, high-end department store chain Nordstrom cut business ties with Ivanka Trump . The retailer stated that it would no longer stock clothing, shoes, and accessories branded by the president's daughter due to steadily declining sales. Nordstrom's response seems to be a perfectly reasonable business decision based on sales data, so naturally our level-headed and business-minded president took the diplomatic approach and wished the company success in its future endeavors. Just kidding, he went off in a childish Twitter rant because being the western world apparently leaves plenty of time for petty social media feuds. Fortunately, Trump has slightly less psychotic surrogates who are paid to assure the American people that the president isn't quite as unhinged as he seems to be online. The task seems have driven White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer to the brink of intestinal blockage by way of stress-gorging on cinnamon Orbitz, but fortunately for him, Kellyanne Conway lives for this sh-t. If you thought ” alternative facts ” and made-up terrorist attacks were bold, just wait until you see Conway brazenly flout federal ethics laws barring the use of public office for private gain. Conway appeared on Fox & Friends this morning, where she openly shilled for Ivanka's fashion line: “It’s a wonderful line. I own some of it,” Conway said. “I fully — I’m going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody. You can find it online.” Considering conlifcts of interest due to the Trump family's business ties were a top concern for many voters, you would think the president's TV surrogate would avoid… … Ah, we're over expecting this administration to make sense. And hey, it's not every day you get to watch a democracy crumble in real time.

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Ivanka Trump: Moving to D.C. Despite Promise to Stay in NYC

Remember when Donald Trump was running for president , and he promised that his kids would run his business while he focused on running the country? Remember when he assured us that his children would not be receiving White House jobs, but would instead be managing his assets, which would be placed in a blind trust? If you want to go even more recent, remember when Trump appeared on 60 Minutes , and his daughter Ivanka assured Leslie Stahl that she would be remaining in New York and not moving to Washington, D.C. in order to help keep her father’s rage-tweets to a minimum? Well, you may want to sit down for this, but it looks as though the Trump family may have lied to us! We know, you’re astonished that the guy who started his campaign by claiming the Mexican government has “forced” 34 million undocumented immigrants into the US – and who just this morning abused his power by falsely accusing Boeing of overcharging the government, seemingly because the company has expressed skepticism over his trade policies – would ever lie to you. But believe it or not, it seems that’s exactly what’s going on here. Multiple media outlets are reporting today that Ivanka her husband, Jared Kushner, have been house hunting in the nation’s capital. The potential move raises concerns for a number of reasons. Trump is mostly protected from conflict of interest laws domestically, but his continued involvement in the corporate world has raised concerns about potential negative impacts of a Trump presidency on the US economy. Trump has yet to be sworn in , but there are already concerns that the President-elect’s outraged tweets could be perceived as “stock bashing” of publicly traded companies.  Additionally, if Trump receives any income from foreign governments as a result of his overseas holdings, he may be in violation of the Constitutions emoluments clause, which would make him a prime candidate for impeachment. View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President Though she was once viewed as a stabilizing force that balanced out her father’s erratic behavior during his campaign, Ivanka is now seen by many as a symbol of the business ties that threaten to further undermine the integrity of the presidency. No one in the Trump camp has spoken out about Ivanka’s potential move, which can probably be taken as their way of tacitly confirming that she really is Beltway-bound. Indicator #4,789,680 that we’re in for a bonkers four years

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Ivanka Trump Big Titties of the Day

Here’s the future First Lady – just as soon as Trump gets into office and makes marrying your daughter legal… I wonder if the red wing, white power, insane Trump people realize that Ivanka and her husband are Orthodox jews and their kids…Daddy Trump’s grandkids – are all little Jewish babies..something that he didn’t really talk about during his campaign – because you know the alt-right don’t like Jews and how they own the media…except maybe when they own Facebook – and that’s the whole reason they exist… Not that I hate the Alt Right….I’m just a huge fan of incest because I don’t have family so I can sexualize everything…and I encourage any laws to allow a father and daughter to marry – because as we learned in the gay marriage campaigns – who are we to decide who people are allowed to love…. She’s wearing a tight dress, her tits hard, her face older…as she shamelessly promotes her product line everytime she does media for her dad’s insane troll / win… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ivanka Trump Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melania Trump for GQ UK 15 Years Ago of the Day

I don’t like getting involved in the Trump debates, I think he’s just as surprised as anyone that he’s won. I don’t think he’ll live up to all the insane things he was saying. He’s just a marketer and understands that media attention is all you really need. Not to mention the media painted him as this brilliant CEO on TV, and America loves TV…it’s not shocking…not to mention – what a brilliant catch phrase or slogan… I think protests would have happened no matter who won and I think Hillary Clinton has an evil vibe to her and shouldn’t be dropped into office because she has an alleged vagina, she’s done some corrupt shit and the proof is that any civil servant who is worth over 200 million dollars…is corrupt…more importantly she plays the “women and children” angle, but her actions in war have killed women and children…making the whole thing insane, but Hill-arious that at the end of her career – after climbing that HILL – Hillary lost to a mindless muppet….and I everyone says it’s because people generally like men in charge and think women are emo…but I think it’s because her campaign was weak, she’s not likeable, and she spent her time attacking Trump…instead of addressing the concerns he brought up…so dumb….but I was pretty sure she’d win… I know…who cares about more Trump talk, or more protests by democrats who like to pretend they are PC and inclusive unless you don’t agree with them….in maybe they should have got off facebook and done something with their opportunity to do something – he may be shot at his swearing in…maybe the electoral college will collapse and Hillary will prosper…or maybe he’ll be a great president…. I do like that his First Lady, is a glamour model, but also that GQ 15 years ago used to take sleazy pics of girls – they justify it by saying “it’s the lad mag era”…instead of just admitting that they’ve gone weird millennial – almost gay – and not exploitative to women….you know as these things go…give into the market, take nudity out of Playboy, but repost the degrading photos of some Russian bride and her fake tits – because it’s topical…and hill-arious… Here are those pics… The post Melania Trump for GQ UK 15 Years Ago of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans… The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me… Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits… VIA FACEBOOK Other mannequin challenges include: Boozy Ivanka Trump… A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on Nov 14, 2016 at 7:11am PST And Russian Chicks A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on Nov 14, 2016 at 3:41am PST The post Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ivanka Trump: I Want to See a Mulatto C–k!

Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka: the crabapple apparently doesn’t fall too far from the rotted-ass tree.  Just when you thought the Trump family scandals couldn’t get lewder or cruder , BuzzFeed CEO Jonah Peretti revealed that Ivanka’s not the genteel socialite she pretends to be.  It all began with a tweet.  Peretti fired off, “[I’m] surprised Ivanka would be shocked by lewd language.”  “I met her once and she casually said, ‘I’ve never seen a mulatto c–k, but I’d like to!”  He was of course, referring to Ivanka’s statement about her father’s unearthed Billy Bush interview .  At Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit, the female Trump said , “That’s not language consistent with any conversation I’ve had with him.” “Or any conversation I’ve overheard,” she added. “So it was a bit jarring for me to hear.”   However, BuzzFeed’s CEO expounded on his tweet shortly after condemning the presidential candidate’s daughter for the same behavior exhibited by her father.  In a meeting several years prior, Peretti claimed that he’d first met Ivanka in a bar in NYC, as she showed up with a mutual friend.  “She … said she had never seen an uncircumcised c–k and then she said, ‘I’ve never seen a mulatto c–k.’ ” Peretti said that Ivanka qualified, and said, “‘[Furthermore], there’s lots of c–ks I’ve never seen,’ or something like that.”  “Of course,” he continued, “just because of the use of the lewd [and racist] language.”  “It was also memorable being in the environment of … New York.”  “Sometimes liberal and progressive people make comments meant as jokes and not necessarily [in] earnest,” he said.  “I didn’t know how to take it.”  When pressed as to why he sat on the quote for so long, Peretti revealed that his personal conversations are just that – personal.  However, in light of recent events, he felt compelled to bring Ivanka’s hypocrisy – a hereditary trait, apparently – to light.  He said, “I have conversations with people all the time and I never share things said in private.” “I only shared this because I read the article and it felt like that experience was relevant.”  A rep for Ivanka spat back, “What a little man and a disgraceful liar to smear Ivanka Trump like this.”  “It shows just how far the media will go to tear down Mr. Trump’s family, and we demand an apology.”  Don’t hold your breath, Trump family.  Or, you know, do.  Racist garbage surely stinks to high heaven; we’d understand.  View Slideshow: Ivanka Trump: 15 Photos of Donald’s Gorgeous Daughter!

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