The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich… So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits… The post Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Ready to feel really, really, really old, Titanic fans? Okay, here we go: Leonardo DiCaprio turns 40 years old today. Yes, the teen idol we all had posters of our bedroom wall after his star-making turn in the aforementioned James Cameron blockbuster has now reached the big 4-0. 13 Handsome Photos of Leonardo DiCaprio 1. Handsome Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio has packed on some pounds. But he’s done it for a role and, come on, he’s still handsome! DiCaprio got his start on Growing Pains and was nominated for an Oscar his role as an autistic boy in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, years before he even boarded the Titanic. The very handsome star has been nominated for five Academy Awards overall and is easily one of the most popular actors in Hollywood. He’s also one of the most talented. Coming off The Wolf of Wall Street, DiCaprio will next be seen in The Revenant, a 2015 release set in the 1820s. He dated Blake Lively in 2011 and values his privacy, though photos of DiCaprio and his latest model du jour do pop up every now and then. They are typically frolicking on the beach or relaxing on a yacht somewhere, meaning Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t really need anything for his birthday. He’s already got it all! Send in your very best wishes to this star now.
Now that tax season is finally over, it’s time to kick back with some of the best nude scenes on Netflix Instant, all of which have some connection to the Oscars! Catherine McCormack went topless for director Mel Gibson ‘s Best Picture winner Braveheart ! Historical accuracy be damned, those ta-tas are totally terrific, and will have you reaching under your kilt to declare your freedom! The gritty crime drama No Way Home was Tim Roth ‘s first film after being nominated for an Oscar for Rob Roy , and features a fantastic full frontal scene from Bernadette Penotti ! No Way Home will make your pork sword foam! There are no fewer than four Oscar winners in the 2013 comedy The Big Wedding , but sadly they all stay covered up! Susan Sarandon and Diane Keaton have doffed their duds before, but this time they leave it to bangin’ brunette Ana Ayora to bare her boobs and butt! This is one celebration you don’t want to miss! Nominated for 11 Academy Awards, Chinatown remains one of the most beloved films of the 1970s, and it’s not hard to understand why. In addition to the hard-boiled script and great performance from Jack Nicholson , we also get some terrific toplessness from Faye Dunaway ! Forget it Jake, it’s Vaginatown! Finally it’s the film that helped future Oscar-winning director James Cameron hit the big time, 1984’s The Terminator ! It’s also the film on which he met his future wife Linda Hamilton , who bares her hellacious hooters during a sex scene with Kyle Reese! Cum with me if you want to live! More pics after the jump!
Breathtaking blond babe Jennifer Blanc was born and raised in New York City, cutting her acting teeth on the Broadway stage before heading to LA for a turn on the TV. Her big boob-tube roles breakouts included hit stints as Scott Wolf’s love interest on Party of Five , Jessica Alb a ‘s roommate on James Cameron ’s Dark Angel , and extensive guest roles on many lauded shows. In 2010 she formed Blanc Biehn Productions with her husband Michael Biehn ( The Terminator , Aliens ), and then produced and starred in Biehn’s directorial debut, The Victim (2011). Jennifer recently took some time to talk to Mr. Skin about upcoming projects, her philosophy on movie nudity, and one-upping Danielle Harris with crazy sex scenes. Read the full skinterview after the jump!
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is not a good film — it’s inconsistently acted, and somehow both underwritten and overplotted — but it has some good things going for it. For one, it’s not outrageously dumber than its revisionist fairy-tale predecessors Van Helsing , Red Riding Hood or TV’s Once Upon a Time , and it’s far more goofily violent. It also boasts a nice title credit sequence and a brisk running time. But most importantly, the long-shelved pic is set to bow with little serious B.O. competition, ensuring suitable time for crumb gathering before it’s consigned to obscurity. To his credit, Hansel & Gretel writer-director Tommy Wirkola never takes the pic’s premise — the titular Grimm siblings grow into wisecracking, primitive-machine-gun-packing bounty hunters, thanks to that fateful spell in the gingerbread house — too seriously. Yet while the film rarely provokes any strenuous eye-rolling, it also can’t drum up even the slightest interest in the fate of its characters, let alone suspense. Cursing with anachronistic brio and decked out in Steampunkish frock coats and leather pants, Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton star as the sibling slayers, who have parlayed their childhood fame into a thriving witch-hunting business. Called upon to investigate disappearing children in a woodland village, the two run afoul of the local sheriff ( Peter Stormare ) when they interrupt a witch hunt in progress. The woman in question (Pihla Viitala) turns out to be a “white witch” with a thing for Hansel (her pretense for skinny-dipping makes Prince’s Lake Minnetonka line seem like the height of subtle seduction), while Gretel is stalked by a sort of medieval fanboy ( Thomas Mann) who tirelessly follows her exploits in newspapers. Meanwhile, a particularly vindictive witch ( Famke Janssen ) from the surrounding forest redoubles her efforts to terrorize the townsfolk. Wirkola introduces some moderately clever touches here and there; the missing-children posters strapped to medieval milk bottles are worth a laugh, and making Hansel a diabetic thanks to his childhood sugar trauma is a smart idea that the film unceremoniously abandons. But these are few and far between. A film with a concept this strange has no right to be so dully formulaic, yet after 15 minutes, the script has entirely exhausted its sparks of real invention. The action is frequent and competently staged. All the same, a distressing feeling of sameness takes over midway through, and viewers may be surprised to find themselves yawning as yet another witch is ripped apart limb from limb, sending yet another wave of viscera sluicing toward the camera. On that note, the pic isn’t helped by Renner’s apparent disdain for the material; his Hansel may be a bit of a jaded ruffian, but the weary groan he seems to keep stifling has nothing to do with the character as written. Janssen is likewise unconvincing, meaning that Arterton registers as the film’s standout thesp simply by being its most willing participant, spunkily bouncing up after numerous beatings (of which she is far more likely to be the recipient than her sibling, curiously) and sparring semi-cutely with Mann. While visual effects and production design are solid, Hansel and Gretel ‘s 3D work is surprisingly shoddy and distracting, for reasons both creative (the frequency of protrusive blades and flying debris) and technical (a fuzzy gray sheen that appears during the film’s numerous night scenes). Germany’s Studio Babelsberg lot provides some attractively picturesque village grime. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
I’ve noted this a few times now, but of all the jokes that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler told during their killer Golden Globes performance , the one that resonated most with me was their jab at Avatar director James Cameron : “I haven’t been following the controversy surrounding Zero Dark Thirty , ” Poehler said name-checking director Kathryn Bigelow . “But when it comes to torture, I trust the woman who spent three years married to James Cameron.” I loved the joke because it was daring — a tough one to pull off in an industry crowd that tends to protect its own even when they may despise that person behind his back. ( Jessica Chastain’s televised gasp said volumes.) Poehler pulled it off beautifully and, in an interview that was posted on Friday in The Huffington Post , she finally revealed the author of the joke. The Parks and Recreation actress and her series co-star and Adam Scott t alked to the site about the movie that they premiered at Sundance, A.C.O.D ., which stands for Adult Children of Divorce, and in the process, Poehler revealed that the Cameron line was the work of 30 Rock writer Sam Means . Here’s the excerpt that appears on HuffPo. You did a great job co-hosting the Golden Globes. Scott: Didn’t she? Poehler: Thank you. I do feel that you may have been taken off the short list for “Avatar 2.” Poehler: [Laughs.] Perhaps! Perhaps. Not just with the James Cameron joke, but anytime you do a joke like that, can there be repercussion? Or do people take that in stride? Poehler: I hope so. There was nothing in that moment that we walked away from feeling bad about. There was never a moment that we walked away going, “Was that too … ” You know, we vetted our own jokes with each other. Tina and I have had a lot of experience doing those kind of jokes, so we know when things feel too “something.” That room was a special kind of room, so we had to think about how to play to that room. So, we didn’t regret anything that we had said or felt like we were coming in a weird way. And if it’s funny, you can get away with a lot, hopefully. Scott: And I was saying before, James Cameron … even he has to appreciate what a beautifully crafted joke that was. Poehler: Written by a gentleman named Sam Means — a writer for “30 Rock.” He wrote that joke. I’m assuming there was no hesitation when you heard that joke. Poehler: Oh, no. It’s a great joke. Good work, Mr. Means. Now, if you happen to notice a non-descript black van following you, here’s a little advice: run. Read More of Movieline’s Golden Globes Coverage: Do The Tommy Lee Jones! 5 Top Golden Globe Moments WATCH: The Best Of Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Performance [ Huffington Post ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
