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Houston Couple Tragically Dies In Wrong-Way Car Crash

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Jackie and Patrick Delane were on the eve of celebrating Patrick’s birthday, when a horrible highway accident took their lives. The couple was coming from IHOP on Sunday morning, where they were dining with relatives and celebrating Patrick’s 50th birthday, which would have been Monday. On their way home, the couple’s white Mercedes was heading south […]

Houston Couple Tragically Dies In Wrong-Way Car Crash

Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna LIVES and is in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Rihanna went full “aviator” because she fucking loves that movie…with Harper’s Bazaar and her team came up with this powerful quote to go along with the images because of…..Feminism… “There’s something so special about a woman who dominates in a man’s world. It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer. Amelia Earhart was such a dynamic force in her industry, setting multiple aviation records in her time. So it was a no-brainer for me to team up with Harper’s BAZAAR in honor of a woman who held her own with the big boys.” Rihanna is some High School drop out who doesn’t know shit about anything like writing words or reading them. She probably knows nothing about avaition, Earhart, but she knows all about hard ons…like ears and hearts….only that she sucks…to have a career..that isn’t just handed out you know… She’s an immigrant from Barbados who came to America to become the biggest star, a country where their black people feel oppressed just driving their Mercedes like my UBER driver…who hate that there’s a China Town and not a Black Town…yet Rihanna comes in, on some immigrant visa and becomes Rihanna….DICKS WERE SUCKED…SHE LIVED IN A FUCKING SHANTY….i want the real Hollywood story…not the It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer. It would make me mad, but I’m staring at her tits. The best pic in the series is her being a plane dancer, which was the job the husband pilot made the wife do to get paid…and hope she died…that said, Rihanna didn’t die in the making of this photoshop…. The post Rihanna LIVES and is in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Professional Dancer For Beyonce And Rihanna Mysteriously Goes Missing After Shopping For Wedding Dresses

Professional Dancer Disappears After Wedding Dress Shopping Dancer Shirlene Quigley has gone missing after a brief bout of erratic behavior. The dance instructor, who toured with Beyonce on her “Crazy In Love” tour and danced for Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Missy Elliot among others, was last spotted boarding a bus to an unknown location around Midnight Sunday morning. Prior to this, Shirlene was seen leaving her North Bergen, NJ home around 3 pm. She drove her Mercedes to midtown, parked, then did some solo wedding gown shopping at a bridal shop on 21st street. The fact that she was wedding dress shopping is a big red flag to Shirlene’s family. Her father says that she is deeply religious and has been actively pursuing celibacy until marriage. Yet she’s made no mention to him or her mother of being in any sort of romantic relationship — much less one that is serious enough for her to be dress shopping. As he told New York Post : “What’s really odd is that, if she got married, she would so want me and her mother to be there,” Brad Quigley said. “I don’t know what’s going on.” Her father is extremely concerned, because she’s been acting erratically for several days now: The dad says her behavior has been strange in recent days. When one friend asked her a minor question last week, she texted him back, “I’m spending time with God, my father, and don’t have time to deal with this right now.” Wow. Sounds like her behavior was really erratic before her disappearance. Hopefully she’s okay! Rhianna has even sent well-wishes Shirlene’s way, urging her fans to call if they have any info on her whereabouts: We’re all hoping for Shirlene’s safe return! Instagram

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5 Month Pregnant Girl Picks Fight With Boyfriend’s Dick Sucker and Other Videos of the Day

Sex on the Beach Femen Protest Tits Man Fights Great White Shark With a Broom Fata and Horrible Offshore Boat Race Gate VS Mercedes Benz Woman VS Phone Thief Suspect Beats Female Cop Man VS Pigeon Morality Police – VS Adulterous Couple 7 Year Old Driving Drugs VS Wine I Feel Like I’ve Seen This Clickbait Title Since His 2014 Stroke – But Here’s Randy Travis Singing Amazing Grace after his Stroke The post 5 Month Pregnant Girl Picks Fight With Boyfriend’s Dick Sucker and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Mystery Solved: "Back to December" Is About WHICH Famous Ex?!

Taylor Swift has dated a lot of famous dudes.  You may want to take a second to recover from the shock of that news before you read any further. View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift Ready? Good, because we’re about to hit you with another shocker: Taylor has been known to occasionally write songs inspired by her celebrity exes. In the grand country music tradition (It’s easy to forget, but Swift did get her start in Nashville.), most of them are scathing take downs of no-good cheats who done ‘er wrong. Swift slammed John Mayer in the not-so-subtle “Dear John.” She informed legions of you JoBros fans that Joe Jonas was the reason for the teardrops on her guitar . And we’re sure a diss track about a lanky Scot is currently in post-production. Maybe he’ll be a practicing Calvinist. Anyway, Taylor is no Carly Simon when it comes to nuance, and her lyrics are usually pretty blunt and on-the-nose. That said, in the past, her relationships have come in such rapid succession (with some possible overlap. No judgment! Just sayin’!), that it’s sometimes difficult to decipher just what ex she’s talking about. One song in particular has piqued fans’ interest over the years, as it’s not a wounded torch song at all, but a heartfelt apology to a man she was unkind to. Taylor Swift: “Back to December” Music Video Taylor discussed the lyrics to ” Back to December ” in a candid 2010 interview. She admitted that the song was “a first,” as she’d never apologized in song form before, but she stopped just short of revealing whom she was singing about. Taylor Swift Talks “Back to December” Lyrics Now, we finally have a solution to that years-old mystery thanks to the detective work of – Lea Michele? Yes, believe it or not it took a bit of relentless interrogation from the former Glee star to confirm a theory fans have held for years: Lea Michele Talks to Taylor Lautner After a bit of cajoling, Lea did what dozens of interviewers have been unable to do: She got Taylor Lautner to admit that “Back to December” was indeed written about him. Sadly, Ms. Michele couldn’t get him to talk about what she did that was so terrible she felt the need to apologize in song form. Must have been pretty bad if Lautner won’t even discuss it. This is a guy who’s friends with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. He knows relationship drama! View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift

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Ferrari Gets DESTROYED in Worst Parallel Parking Job Ever

Ready to see something you've never ever seen before? We're not talking about Kim Kardashian wearing clothing, no. We're talking about a parallel parking job the likes of which you must see to comprehend. And, to be honest, even then… you may not understand how this happened. An onlooker in Virginia turned his camera phone on just as the driver of a Mercedes-Benz tried to park in front of a Ferrari convertible. Tragically, the footage does not include the point of impact in this collision, but it does reveal the aftermath. How ON EARTH did the Mercedes end up ON TOP of the Ferrari? That's what the owner of the Ferrari would like to know. A crowd understandably gathered to gawk and film the car-crunching spectacle as the Mercedes’ passengers sat dumbfounded in their elevated car. Soon enough, the Ferrari owner emerged… and he was not very happy. “That’s a big, big, big problem,” one pedstrian says, as others identify the Ferrari as a 458 Speciale, which costs around $300,000. “Are you serious? Are you f-cking serious?” the Ferrari owner says as he surveys the damage. Perhaps noticing that kids are in the other car and clearly seeing the horde of people around him, however, he manages to respond in a far more restrained manner that we would have in his shoes. “That’s like the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” he finally says. Which may be the Understatement of the Year. Watch this ridiculous scenario play out now:

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Tyga: Kinda Bankrupt, Only Pretending to Be Rich

When Tyga gave Kylie Jenner a $320,000 ride for her 18th birthday, I wondered what kind of a a–hole would spend that much money on A) a car B) a teenager. Soon after that, Tyga’s ex and baby mama, Blac Chyna , made some comments about him re-gifting a Mercedes to Jenner (which she received prior to her birthday). The pricey items make no sense when it’s been proven that Tyga file for bankruptcy in 2010. The landlord from whom Tyga rented a Calabasas, CA home sued him for $88,469 in back rent, which – according to Radar Online – he was awarded when Tyga didn’t show up for the hearing. On top of that, Tyga owed $35,000 in interest because he didn’t pay on time. “According to the documents filed in Los Angeles County, Tyga was flat broke at the time of his 2010 filing – he listed his assets at between $0 and $50,000,” Radar states. “His liabilities, on the other hand, were listed at between $100,000 and $500,000.” It gets worse.   HSBC, the bank dealing with the case, was suspicious of Tyga, accusing him of attempting to freeze his bills via a “bogus filing.” HSBC claimed (and had the evidence to back it up) that Tyga had moved his property under other people’s names. Ultimately, the bankruptcy case was dismissed in February 2011 because Tyga was unable to file the required documents. TLDR; Tyga’s debts were not wiped clean, which means he’s probably living off Kylie’s Lip Kit profits. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows)

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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